NAKED MAN ON SCOOTER, CARRYING HUGE CRUCIFIX SPOTTED

OH HEY, IT'S A NAKED MAN ON A SCOOTER, CARRYING A CRUCIFIX

It's not everyday you see a naked man riding a scooter with giant cross.

Last month, Kotaku brought word of a Beijing man who ran through the streets nude while carrying a sex doll. Online in China, the images soon went viral, and one Chinese blogger compared the incident to a real-life Temple Run.


This month, the same gentleman returned; however, this time he was carrying a huge crucifix. According to Chinese social networking sites, he was once again spotted in Beijing's Wangjing area, which is known as the city's Koreatown and which also houses many tech companies.

The Chinese media even reported this latest incident by the "Wingjing Streaker". Besides the dash, there was also a buck-naked moped ride. Both with a giant crucifix.



Somebody. Anybody.  Give him something to drink... he must be thirsty.            Craziness....




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BULLET PULLED FROM RUSSIAN'S FOREHEAD WITH PLIERS

RUSSIAN SOLDIER HAS BULLET PULLED FROM FOREHEAD WITH PLIERS

MOSCOW, May 21 (RIA Novosti) - A soldier has been nicknamed “the Russian Terminator,” after a video was recently posted on the internet showing a bullet being removed from his forehead with pliers.
The footage, believed to have been shot during the Second Chechen War in 2000, was published on LiveLeak and YouTube a few days ago and has since gone viral.

It shows a piece of metal, thought to be a bullet or shrapnel, protruding from the man’s forehead. He is wearing a bandana, and no helmet.

The soldier’s colleague starts cleaning the area surrounding the wound, and then uses a pair of pliers to take the object out.

Throughout the procedure, which lasts about a minute, the wounded soldier remains calm and occasionally smiles, with only an odd grimace.

It is not clear why the piece of metal stuck in the soldier’s forehead without penetrating. The soldier’s fate and identity are not known.

It was also not immediately clear if the video is genuine.

SEX-CRAZED ZOMBIE CICADAS EXPLAINED

CICADAS' SEX-FUELED EAST-COAST CRAWL EXPLAINED ON SCIENCE CHANNEL'S 'CICADAS AND INVADERS 2013

They're a bunch of sex-crazed, partying teens, and they've risen from below the earth to ruin your nap.

No, it's not an episode of "Jersey Shore," it's CICADAPOCALYPSE 2013! Billions of harmless, non-poisonous, non-biting, non-disease-ridden, but extremely loud cicadas are crawling up the East Coast right now, and they're going to be getting down in your back yard.

But what drives them to the surface after 17 years lying in wait? The hilarious duo that runs the Stuff You Should Know podcast is hosting a three-hour special on the Science Channel to explain the cicada migration and other creepy crawly swarms.

"Cicadas definitely like to party," Josh Clark, half of the Stuff You Should Know duo, told HuffPost Weird News. "Their sole purpose [of coming to the surface] is to procreate. What's interesting is that there are billions because so many get eaten -- they fill up the predators so they can't eat anymore."

CHINA: HOME OF THE SOON-T0-BE WORLD'S TALLEST BUILDING

THE WORLD'S TALLEST BUILDING WILL BE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN EMPTY FIELD IN CHINA

A Chinese firm best known for building air conditioning units is constructing a vertical city. Broad Sustainable Construction (BSB) said this week that next month it will finally break ground on its the tower that will not only be the world’s tallest but could, according to BSB, become a model for how China deals with mass urbanization.

The 838-meter-tall (2,749 feet) tower more commonly known as “Sky City” will be about 10 meters taller than the world’s highest skyscraper at present, Dubai’s Burj Khalifa. Moreover, it will be stationed in the southern provincial capital of Changsha of about 7 million people—tiny compared to cities like Beijing or Shanghai.






Can we get any higher?  We guess not!  This ongoing 'pig-headed' contest of who can out-build who for the world's tallest structure will never end!  Craziness...




Photo(s) credit:  A visualization of “Sky City”.Broad Group

HOMER SIMPSON LOOK-ALIKE DISCOVERED IN FLOWER ROOT

'HOMER SIMPSON' ROOT UNEARTHED IN CHINA DOESN'T LOOK AT ALL THAT MUCH LIKE FAMOUS ANIMATED DAD (D'OH!)

This fleece flower root that was reportedly dug up by a pair of farmers in China bears somewhat of a resemblance to Homer Simpson of the classic, long-running animated series, "The Simpsons."

Some might say the resemblance is striking, but it mostly only holds up when compared to some of the other stuff people think looks like Homer. D'oh!






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MARIJUANA FED TO PIGS TO PRODUCE HIGH QUALITY MEAT

BUTCHER BB RANCH IS FEEDING MARIJUANA TO PIGS

In a quick conversation with BB Ranch butcher William von Schneidau recently, he said to me, “Oh, and, by the way, we are feeding our pigs marijuana now. We’re calling them pot pigs.”

At first I didn’t think I heard him right. Then I thought he might be joking. But he wasn’t. The Pike Place Market butcher shop is most definitely adding “weed to the feed,” as Schneidau says in this getting-funky-with- it video about his recent Pot Pig Gig dinner.

Seattle got its first taste of marijuana-fed pigs at this event in March, when BB Ranch served a head-to-tail menu of swine fed on stems, leaves, and root bulbs from Top Shelf Organic, a medical marijuana co-op.




Uhm, we'll take a dozen...   Craziness.



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CONSTANT RUNNY NOSE TURNS OUT TO BE LEAKY BRAIN FLUID

MAN'S CHRONIC RUNNY NOSE WAS ACTUALLY BRAIN FLUID LEAKING

PHOENIX - Arizona had one of the worst allergy seasons in recent memory this year. Even people who normally don't suffer found themselves with itchy eyes and runny noses.

Thankfully it's only a couple months out of the year, but for one valley man, he had year-round allergy symptoms. A runny nose all the time.

He was shocked to find out after years of suffering, his runny nose was really a leaking brain.

Joe Nagy first noticed it when he sat up to get out of bed.

"Brooop! This clear liquid dribbled out of my nose like tears out of your eyes. I go what is this?"

A runny nose that got worse.

"Once or twice a week. Then pretty soon it was all the time."

He started taking allergy medicine, but the runny nose didn't stop.

"I got to the point where I had tissues all the time. in my pocket full of tissues always had them all folded up."

He still remembers the embarrassing moments when he couldn't get to the tissues in time, like when he was picking up blueprints for his model airplanes.

"It was about a teaspoon full. Splashed all over the top sheet... I said, these damn allergies. I was embarrassed as hell."

Fed up with the runny nose, Joe went to a specialist to test that fluid dripping out of his nose and found out it wasn't a runny nose. It was leaking brain fluid.

Speaking of brain, Allison M. and friends over at the Online College Courses website, sent in this great, interactive model of:

The Basic Functions of the Brain
A great and fun way to learn how your brain really functions!

Created by: OnlineCollegeCourses.Com

VIDEO: BEAR VS MONKEY RACE GOES TERRIBLY WRONG

BEAR VS MONKEY RACE IN SHANGHAI PARK GOES HORRIBLY WRONG (VIDEO)

The race between two monkeys and a bear on cycles in Shanghai Wild Animal Park started off just  fine and it was all okay until a second lap crash between one of the monkeys and the bear turned the wild animal furious. You can see the animal park workers trying to rescue the money from the clutches of the bear.






Say it isnt' so?  Why would you want to race animals against each other on a bicycle?  Oh yeah, to entertain fools like us.  Craziness...

PEEPING PERVS FALL THROUGH WOMEN'S BATHROOM CEILING

PEEPING TOMS FALL THROUGH CEILING OF WOMEN'S BATHROOM

Two men fell through a woman’s restroom ceiling while attempting to spy on them, police said.

According to a story in the Atlanta Journal Constitution, the incident occurred at an Atlanta-area movie complex, the Venture Value Cinema in Duluth, Ga.

The suspects, 26-year-old Eduard Petrovich Kovynev and 27-year-old Eduard Alexander Kovynev, who apparently were more interested in the bathroom than the big screen, allegedly crawled through the men’s room ceiling over to the women’s room “and then fell through, landing directly inside the stalls.”

According to the paper, an officer wrote in the arrest warrant that the suspects were "invading the privacy of various customers."
The two were charged with peeping Tom and criminal damage to property.




Who the hell still does this nowadays?  Talk about desperados!!!  Craziness...






Photo(s) credit:  yahoo.com courtesy of (ThinkStockPhotos)

MAN WEARING "JAIL SUCKS!" T-SHIRT, ARRESTED

FLORIDA MAN WEARING "JAIL SUCKS!" T-SHIRT IS BOOKED INTO JAIL FOR WELFARE FRAUD

The 39-year-old was one of dozens of Florida residents arrested today on welfare fraud charges. Castner and his codefendants were swept up in “Operation Meal Ticket,” an undercover probe run by the Manatee County Sheriff's Office.

Castner, who is locked up in lieu of $5000 bond, was charged with felony welfare fraud for allegedly selling Electronic Benefits Transfer (EBT) cards to undercover agents. Some suspects used the proceeds of the illegal EBT card sales to purchase drugs and alcohol, according to investigators.

As seen above, when Castner was arrested today he was wearing a t-shirt with the message “Jail Sucks!” and a drawing of a stripe-wearing inmate behind a set of bars. Castner had to replace the shirt with a blue smock when he was subsequently booked into the county lockup....




Crazy fool....



Photo(s) credit:  "Meet Don Castner"@ thesmokinggun.com/buster/

SHINY DOG BOWL STARTS HOUSE FIRE

OFFICIAL:  SHINY DOG BOWL SPARKS CALIF. HOUSE FIRE

SANTA ROSA, Calif. -
A Northern California couple might be able to blame this one on the dog.

Authorities say sun refracted off the dog's shiny water bowl and ignited a fire at Terry and Shay Weisbrich's Santa Rosa home on Wednesday afternoon.

The fire was quickly put out, but it left a hole in the siding...









Sure.  Blame this one on the dog.  Craziness...

VIDEO: GIRL SNORTS CONDOM UP HER NOSE AND THRU HER MOUTH

GIRL SNORTS A CONDOM UP HER NOSE AND PULLS IT OUT HER MOUTH

Some people are just born to be circus freaks. Amber Strong has a unique talent that will surely propel her to the Hall of Fame for Letterman's Stupid Human Tricks. The girl can snort a condom up her nose and pull it out of her mouth. Yes, she's a jimmy hat snorter.

No telling how Amber came across this unique talent, I like to imagine it all went down on the set of Spring Breakers in between takes with James Franco yelling "snort that rubber!" Whatever the case, this skill will undoubtedly make her the main attraction of any college party, or eventually result in a trip to the emergency room. Probably both.






Hey!  What can we say?  Some people are just more talented than others!  Craziness...  Still can't get enough?  Then check out in real time below!  Eeew!





Snorting Condoms: Gross or Sexy?

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MASTURBATE-A-THON 2013 - FIRST EVER... IN PHILLY

MASTURBATE-A-THON 2013 IN PHILADELPHIA CELEBRATES NATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH

This fundraiser is a stroke of genius.

Philadelphia's first Masturbate-a-Thon began Wednesday -- to mark this beginning of National Masturbation Month -- but won't finish until May 27, Philadelphia Magazine reports. And everyone's excited.

Sponsors can donate money for every hour participators spend... being charitable.

Profits go to local sex education groups, ScrewSmart and Pleasure Rush!.

Fundraising efforts can be logged on Crowdrise.com. Through the event, the site hopes to ignite conversations that reduce the stigma around expressing sexuality, promote sexual health, and emphasize the importance of pleasure.





Lawd! The world must be coming to an end. It's a hand and arm-ageddon!!   Crazinesss...





Photo(s) credit:  blogs.sfweekly.com/

WOMAN CALLS 911 ON KITTENS HAVING SEX IN HER YARD

WOMAN CALLS 911 TO REPORT KITTENS HAVING SEX IN HER YARD: COPS

Yes, a Wisconsin woman caught two little cats doing it like animals in her yard, and called 911 to report kitten sex. Kids these days, no sense of decency.

Whether the cops followed up on the 911 call is unknown but I’m guessing they probably told her to film it and put it on YouTube like any other normal person. Either that or just spray them down with a hose. You’d probably doing your neighbors a favor since cat sex can be really loud.

But you’d think someone from a state where people wear cheese hats in public wouldn’t be phased by the sight of two cats getting it on, right?





Somebody.  Anybody.  Get her a freakin' cat!  Craziness we tell ya!  Craziness...




Photo(s) credit:  Flickr user jurvetson

300 GALLONS OF PEE FOUND IN MAN'S HOME

300 GALLONS OF URINE FOUND IN MAN'S HOME

Police are trying to figure out exactly how to handle one man’s truly wasteful collection after 300 gallons of bottled urine were discovered inside a residential home.

According to the News-Times, Connecticut Department of Energy & Environmental Protection (DEEP) spokesman Dennis Schain said authorities found “200 to 300 one-gallon plastic jugs filled with human urine" during a search of the man’s home in Watertown, Connecticut.

Police have declined to publicly release the man’s name, as he has not yet been formally charged with a crime.

"An environmental contractor ... was brought into help deal with this under our supervision," Schain told the paper, saying DEEP authorities were called in to assess what he described as a home "in a state of disrepair."

Despite the disturbing and unusual nature of the urine collection, Schain said it’s unlikely authorities will actually charge the man with a crime. He’s not the first person to store his own urine, with these cases often tied to mental illness.






Great!  Maybe he can share some with that lady addicted to her own piss!  Eeew! Cripes almighty!




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WORLD RECORD - TWINS BORN 87 DAYS APART

MIRACLE TWINS BORN A RECORD 87 DAYS APART

As Maria Jones-Elliott hugs her two babies, she hails them as “little miracles”.

For twins Amy and Katie were ­incredibly born 87 days apart.

Maria went into labour four months early, giving birth to Amy – but Katie did not arrive until three months later.

Their incredible births will now ­become a Guinness World Record for the “longest interval between the birth of twins”. The previous record is 84 days.

Doctors have told Maria and husband Chris they have achieved the medical equivalent of winning the lottery, with both girls surviving and healthy.

Maria, who has two other children, told how she was torn between joy and worry after Amy’s dangerously early arrival as Katie stayed in her womb, clinging to existence.

“I call the girls our little miracles,” she said. “As I held Amy for the first time I stroked my bump and prayed to God. I just wanted my girls to be together and safe and well.






Photo(s) credit:  mirror.co.uk/news/

MAN BLEW LIFE SAVINGS AT CARNIVAL, WINS GIANT RASTA BANANA

MAN LOSES LIFE SAVINGS PLAYING CARNIVAL GAME, WINS GIANT BANANA

One man never imagined he would spend his life savings on a giant stuffed banana with dreadlocks.

Henry Gribbohm, 30, lost $2600 – his entire savings – on a game called Tubs of Fun at a Manchester, NH., carnival. He wanted to win an Xbox Kinect (retail value of around $100), but quickly lost $300 on the game when the balls he tossed, bounced out of the tubs. Instead of cutting his losses, he went home to get the rest of his savings, which he lost as well in a few rounds of double or nothing.

“You just get caught up in the whole ‘I’ve got to win my money back,’” Gribbohm told CBS. “You’re expecting the kids to win a few things, let the kids have a good time,” Gribbohm said. “It just didn’t turn out that way.”

Well, you can always get an X-box for $300 or less ANYWHERE, but a rasta banana??  Craziness....

NASA ROVER DRAWS PENIS ON MARS BY ACCIDENT

NASA MARS ROVER ACCIDENTALLY DRAWS PENIS ON RED PLANET

Nasa's $800m Mars Exploration Rovers have accidentally drawn a penis.

The twin exploration vehicles Spirit and Opportunity were launched nine years ago, in an effort to search the surface of Mars for signs of water erosion and possibly even life.

According to Nasa, since then the rovers have driven over more than 10km of Martian land, directed by teams back on Earth combined with autonomous cameras designed to avoid potential problems with the terrain.

It appears that part of the robots' programming involves spinning in tight circles to test nearby terrain and find new routes.

Humorously, depending on your age perhaps, that has the unfortunate consequence of drawing a certain shape on the surface, which when discovered by Reddit essentially crashed Nasa's website.



We guess from a billion miles away, it does look like a penis...

AMERICA'S NEW $100 - FOURTH TIME IN HISTORY

MEET YOUR NEW $100 BILL

For only the fourth time in history, there will be a new $100 bill.

After a three-year delay due to slower-than-expected production, Americans will finally have an improved, high-tech $100 bill for their wallets, the Federal Reserve said Wednesday.


The bill is set to debut on Oct. 8.

What's so special about the new greenback? To start, the Fed says the the bill is a culmination of a decade-long research and design process.


The note features a series of amped-up security measures aimed at combating counterfeiters, including a blue, 3-D security ribbon on the front of the bill that moves when the note is tilted back and forth and side to side.

The inkwell and bell on the front of the bill and the number 100 on the right-hand corner also change from copper to green when the note is tilted.





Fourth time? It's about time! So what's normal?  Craziness...

TEACHER FIRED FOR PEEING IN CLASSROOM

2ND-GRADE TEACHER FIRED AFTER URINATING IN CLASSROOM, OTHER OFFENSES 

A New Jersey elementary school teacher who had been accused of urinating in plastic bottles during class and having his students flush the contents in the bathroom has been fired after a two-year legal delay over tenure, according to a published report.

Ron Tuitt, who taught second grade in the Paterson Public School District for more than a dozen years, was placed on administrative leave in November 2010 after school officials learned of several incidents the year before that involved him allegedly relieving himself in trash cans in his classroom or in plastic bottles that students were then asked to empty in the boys' bathroom, according to NorthJersey.com.


Are they sure he's a real teacher and not someone from the PSYCHO ward?!!




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VIDEO: HIDE THOSE UNWANTED BATHROOM NOISES WITH NEW APP

APP OF THE DAY:  MASK UNWANTED NOISES IN BATHROOM WITH THIS FAKE SHOWER

Love may be blind, but it's not deaf. For those of you who constantly live in fear of others hearing your gross bodily noises in the bathroom, a mobile app has finally been made to sooth your troubled hearts. Developed and released by the Brazilian non-governmental organization Akatu, the "Fake Shower" iOS application emulates the noise of a running faucet or shower, all without wasting that precious H2O. It also keeps track of how much water has been saved as a result of using the app and even awards frequent users with various badges and achievements, although you might want to hold off on sharing it on Facebook.




Lawd!  The things we come up with when we smoke one too many dubies...  Craziness.

MAN TOO HANDSOME, TOLD TO LEAVE COUNTRY

MEET THE MAN TOLD TO LEAVE SAUDI ARABIA FOR BEING 'TOO HANDSOME'  

Meet the ridiculously good-looking man who was reportedly told to leave Saudi Arabia for being too handsome.

Omar Borkan Al Gala, an actor and photographer from Dubai, was given his marching orders along with a number of other men at a cultural festival earlier this month.

With his perfectly formed cheekbones, captivating gaze and well groomed appearance, it’s easy to see why authorities felt so threatened by his good looks.

They were so worried, in fact,  they thought the United Arab Emirates delegates might corrupt impressionable women at the annual Janadriyah Festival.

STRIPPER HAULS OVER $3000 IN TIPS IN ONE SHIFT

WHY DO I STRIP?  DANCER POSTS PIC OF THE CASH SHE MAKES IN JUST ONE SHIFT (AND IT'S MORE THAN SOME PEOPLE MAKE IN A MONTH)



A stripper has published a photo of the money she makes in a single night as a response to the people who ask her why she does what she does for a living.

The image shows approximately $3,345 in mixed bills, as calculated by commenters, meaning that just three shifts a month would see her earn $120,000 a year in tips alone.

The thread on Reddit was captioned: 'From now on when people ask me why I’m a stripper, I’m just going to show them this picture (one day of work).'


Something is not right here.  Wall Street Journal better update their Best Jobs of 2013 list...

TEEN'S BEEN HICCUPPING FOR 10 WEEKS - NEEDS HELP

EMILY MARSH, BRITISH TEEN, HAS HAD HICCUPS FOR 10 WEEKS STRAIGHT, IS 'RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS'

A SCHOOLGIRL today told how she has been unable to stop hiccuping for 10 weeks and even does it in her sleep.

Emily Marsh, 13, from Wallington, Surrey, hiccups every two seconds and is so exhausted that she has to take afternoons off school.

Doctors say her condition is extremely rare.


Schoolgirl Emily Marsh’s hiccups started on a normal day in January when she was on her way to a maths lesson.
But the 13-year-old has not been able to stop since, hiccuping every two seconds, even when she is asleep.

Experts are baffled by her rare condition and haven’t yet been able to find a cure.







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NAKED MAN WITH NAKED DOLL CHASED BY NAKED WOMAN

PHOTOS: NAKED WOMAN CHASES NAKED MAN CARRYING A SEX DOLL THROUGH BEIJING

Not much is known about these photos, which are sweeping the Chinese internet, beyond the fact that they were taken in Beijing, and that they're awesome.

Is it an art project? A sex game gone wrong? A woman jilted by a silicone mistress?

If you have further information, and want to be immortalised as the person who solved the mystery of Beijing's naked sex doll couple, please email james@shanghaiist.com.




This happens all the time - all over the world.  This one just happened to be caught on film!!  Hope she was worth it.  Craziness...


Photo(s) credit: shanghaiist.com/

CHINESE BURNT VICTIM GETS HELP FROM HIS PENIS

SHENZHEN MAN GETS A LIFE-SAVING SKIN GRAFT FROM THE MOST UNIQUE OF LOCATIONS

When somebody suffers severe burns on large portions of their body, it’s important to do a skin graft as quickly as possible.  Serious burns can lead to organ failure.


That was the case for one man in Shenzhen, named Yang Qinjie.  He was severely burned in an accidental dust explosion in October last year.  The burns were so bad, doctors said it covered 98% of his body.  As such, he was in serious need of a skin graft, according to media reports.

Doctor Xie Lihua at Shenzhen Number Two People Hospital found there were only two places on Yang’s body that had escaped serious burns: his scalp, and his penis.

Xie, of course, turned to the scalp first. He scissored some of the skin and soaked it in salt water. Only 1% of skin can cover 10% of the burned area. Furthermore, the skin can easily expand evenly. But it turned out using his scalp was not enough, so Doctor Xie finally sought the last straw –Yang’s penis.






Science and Technology has sure come a long way hasn't it?  And so has this man's penis.  Poor guy.  Talk about double torture!  Craziness...

'PREGNANT MAN' UNABLE TO GET DIVORCED

JUDGE BLOCKS DIVORCE FOR TRANSGENDER PREGNANT MAN

PHOENIX (CBS5/AP) - He made headlines worldwide as "the Pregnant Man." But Thomas Beatie is finding his legal status as a husband puzzling after a judge refused to grant the transgender man a divorce.

Maricopa County Family Court Judge Douglas Gerlach said in a ruling Friday on Beatie's divorce request that Arizona's ban on same-sex marriages prevents the nine-year union from being recognized as valid.

Beatie was born a woman and underwent a double-mastectomy but retained female reproductive organs and gave birth to three children.

Gerlach said he had no jurisdiction to approve a divorce because there is insufficient evidence that Beatie was male when he married Nancy Beatie in 2003 in Hawaii.




Lawd!  It gets complicated by the minute!



Photo(s) credits:  Thomas Beatie, his wife Nancy and daughter Susan Juliette in a German TV studio in 2008. (AP Photo/Hermann J. Knippertz)

WOMAN CALLS 911 FOR HELP ORDERING CHINESE FOOD

POLICE: NH WOMAN CALLED 911 TO GET HELP ORDERING CHINESE FOOD

HOOKSETT, NH (CBS) – A Hooksett, New Hampshire woman was arrested for allegedly calling 911 because she wanted help ordering Chinese food.

Police say 57-year-old Elizabeth Niemi called 911 to get medical help on March 15th. When the fire department arrived, they learned that she really just wanted help ordering food.







WTF?  Somebody... anybody... slap her!  For cripe's sakes!  What was she thinking?? Or smokin'??



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'DEAD' PROSTITUTE COMES BACK TO LIFE AFTER BEING IN COFFIN

'DEAD' PROSTITUTE COMES BACK TO LIFE AFTER BEING PLACED IN COFFIN (VIDEO)

A prostitute in Bulowayo, Zimbabwe, is bringing new meaning to the term "killer sex" after authorities thought she died during an encounter with a customer.

However, she came back to life just as officials placed her in a metal coffin.

The incident occurred last week at the Manor Hotel and the escort, later identified as "MaNdlo," reportedly collapsed and died while having sex with a client, the Herald-Sun reported.

But when authorities came to collect the body of the prostitute and put it in a steel coffin, she suddenly woke up in a panic screaming, "You want to kill me!" at the officers, according to NINEmsn.com.

"Killer sex"... hahaha... good one.           Craziness...


Photo(s) credit: youtube video snapshot

CARDBOARD COPS TO THE RESCUE IN INDIA - UNTIL IT RAINS!

CARDBOARD COPS EXCEL AT ENCOURAGING SAFE DRIVING (UNTIL IT RAINS)

Life-size cardboard cutouts are the cops of choice in high-tech Bangalore, India, where they're doing the low-tech job of scaring drivers into obeying traffic rules. When no one's looking, drivers regularly jump traffic lights and go the wrong way down one-way streets. But with these uniformed guys watching over, drivers actually slow down, showing that they're apparently more worried about paying off a ticket than their physical safety.

The city had three cardboard police, but unfortunately, their self-defense skills were lacking and one's been stolen, or should we say, "kidnapped." Undeterred, the city plans to deploy 10 more in the hopes of lowering its skyrocketing traffic death rate.



They stand out like 'sore thumbs'! And they're stealing them already??  'A' for effort anyways. Craziness...

VIDEO: GIANT MOTHERSHIP UFO HOVERS OVER NEW YORK CITY. (AMAZING FOOTAGE)

GIANT MOTHERSHIP UFO HOVERS OVER NEW YORK CITY. (AMAZING FOOTAGE)

Amazing footage of what appears to be a giant UFO mother ship flying over New York City.

Until anyone can prove otherwise, we'll assume this is real for now...

Lawd help us if it's real!!  We think Captain Kirk of the U.S.S. Enterprise was looking for some New York Fries!  This is some crazy footage!!

STUDENT ACCEPTS BOTTLE OF 'MOISTURIZER' - TURNS OUT TO BE SPERM

CHONGQING STUDENT ACCEPTS BOTTLE OF 'MOISTURIZER' FROM ADMIRER, IT'S HIS SEMEN

Things you should accept from a secret admirer: flowers, cards, money. Things you should never accept from a secret admirer: anything that could possibly contain sperm.

Zeng Lin, a 19 year old student from Chongqing, accepted a bottle of what she thought was moisturiser from an admirer. She had rubbed half of the substance into her face before she noticed that it smelt like semen. Her flatmate confirmed that yes, that is totally semen that you're putting on your face.

Zeng pressed charges against her admirer, Guo Wen, who said he thought the gift was "the ultimate way to show love". He was forced to pay Zeng 1,800 yuan in compensation and apologise.

According to the IBTimes, Guo is still set on winning her over, "Now I know I was wrong, but I will find another way to show it".



Is he for real????  Somebody... anybody, knock some sense into this poor lad will ya??  Crazy in-love or not, you just can't go around sending girls sperm in a bottle!!




Photo(s) credit:  Flickr user @betsssssy.

900 DEAD PIGS FOUND IN DRINKING WATER

CHINA: 900 DEAD PIGS FOUND FLOATING IN DRINKING WATER SOURCE FOR SHANGHAI CITY

Over 900 pigs have been found dead and floating in Shanghai's Huangpu River - an important source of drinking water for millions of people in China's most populous city.

According to the Bangkok Post, the Songjiang district government began retrieving the pigs' bodies on Friday night, as per a statement posted on the Shanghai Agriculture Committee's Web site.

The bodies were retrieved from the section upstream of the Huangpu River, according to the city's Water Supplies Bureau.

The Xinhua news agency states more bodies are being recovered and authorities are working to contain water contamination fears. It is still unclear where the dead pigs came from, but the Bureau has assured citizens the water quality has not been affected.



Eeeew!  Say it isn't so?  What the hell is going on there in China???

Photo(s) credit:  Youtube video

WOMAN SUES FEDEX OVER ACCIDENTAL MARIJUANA DELIVERY

WORLD-CLASS SCREW-UP AT FEDEX, MOM SAYS

PLYMOUTH, Mass. (CN) - FedEx delivered 7 lbs. of marijuana to the wrong house, then told the dopers where to go to pick it up, a single mom and her young daughters claim in court.

Maryangela Tobin sued FedEx in Plymouth County Court, on her own behalf and for her two minor daughters.

Tobin claims that on Oct. 20, 2012, FedEx delivered a package to her home, which she assumed was a birthday present for her 11-year-old daughter. "Inside the package were assorted candles, candy, ribbons, markers, and crafts," the complaint states. "There were also several large vacuum-packed bags of what appeared to the Tobins to be potpourri that went with the other items in the package. Lily asked Maryangela to open one of the bags. Maryangela broke the seal of one of the bags and the kitchen instantly filled with the odor of marijuana.

"The package delivered by FedEx to the Tobins did in fact contain marijuana.
"Maryangela realized something was wrong and asked Lily to go upstairs to her room. But Lily sensed Maryangela's distress, and would not leave her side. Lily asked what was wrong with her present. Maryangela explained to her that the package contained an illegal substance, at which point Lily began to cry. Lily, breathing the strong aroma, worried she now had 'drugs in her.'"



Hey you drug dealers, like some say, next time use UPS - United Pot Service.  Craziness...

Photo(s) credit:  FedEx truck by Flickr user Dano

MAN'S BROTHER SWALLOWED BY SINKHOLE IN HIS BEDROOM

FLA. MAN SWALLOWED BY A SINKHOLE IS PRESUMED DEAD

SEFFNER, Fla. -- A Florida man is presumed dead Friday after the bedroom in which he was sleeping suddenly collapsed into a 100-foot wide sinkhole and swallowed up the entire room, including furniture, local emergency officials said.

The victim, Jeffrey Bush, 37, screamed for help when the house began to collapse around 11 p.m. EST on Thursday.

His brother, Jeremy, rushed into the room and tried to locate his brother, but had to be rescued himself by a Hillsborough deputy summoned by 911.

"It swallowed his whole bedroom, his dresser -- everything in his room is gone," said a distraught Jeremy

"All I could see was the tops of his bed," he said. "So I jumped in the hole and tried digging him out. I thought I could hear him screaming for me and hollering for me, but they couldn't do nothing."

Deputy Douglas Duvall said "the sinkhole was taking the whole bedroom" when he arrived and saw Jeffrey down in the hole struggling to find his brother.

"I reached him and actually got him by his hand and pulled him out of the hole," Duvall told WTSP. "The hole was collapsing."

Rescue teams, unable to stay inside the unstable structure, lowered a microphone and video equipment into the hole but have not heard from the victim.

OOPS! WESTERN PORN ALL OVER SCREEN IN PUBLIC SQUARE

OOPS!  WESTERN PORN SHOWCASED ON LARGE LED SCREEN IN A PUBLIC SQUARE IN ZHONGSHAN

Those who were at Zhongshan’s Fuye Square got a nasty surprise Saturday afternoon when, for at least 20 minutes, a giant LED screen above the KFC in the square played footage from a Western pornographic film, Phoenix News reports.

Located in the west of the city, Fuye is one of the city’s busiest squares and is close to both a kindergarten and a primary school. Several passers by told Sohu News of their shock and disgust at seeing the footage shown so publicly in broad daylight.

Several pedestrians called the police. The following morning, the local public security bureau explained on its microblog that the unfortunate incident was caused by a worker’s computer error at the place where the screen is controlled.




Lawd!  What an embarassment.  Apparently, not only were there complaints, but many had to rush home to the bathroom for some unknown reason.  'Computer error'...our ass.  Yeah right.




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VIDEO: WATCH A 19-CAR PILEUP HAPPEN IN REAL TIME

WATCH A 19-CAR PILEUP HAPPEN IN REAL TIME 

One car skids to a halt on the side of a two-lane overpass. Another car skids. A third, fourth, and fifth car come shooting down the turnpike, unable to stop. Skip ahead to the one-minute mark to watch when the fun really begins.

Ah!  So that's what a pile up look like in real time.  And why are some getting out of their cars? Isn't it safer to stay IN the car?

  

SPOKESMAN FOR THE FAMED HEART ATTACK GRILL EATERY DIES OF... A HEARTACK

HEART ATTACK GRILL SPOKESMAN DIES OF APPARENT HEART ATTACK

A regular patron and unofficial spokesman for the Heart Attack Grill has died of an apparent heart attack, the restaurant's owner said on Monday.

John Alleman reportedly suffered a heart attack last week outside the Las Vegas restaurant, according to the Las Vegas Sun. The 52-year-old was taken off life support on Monday.

Alleman, who was not on the restaurant's payroll, inspired the "Patient John" character that appears on the restaurant's menu.

"He lived a very full life," Jon Basso, owner of the Heart Attack Grill, told the newspaper. "He will be missed."

“I told him if you keep eating like this, it’s going to kill ya,” Basso said. “He’d say, 'I just love your place, Jon.' He’s the only person I know who was probably at the restaurant more than I [was]; he’d be here every darned day.”

Poor soul.  What a devouted man to a cause!  Gives a whole new meaning to the 'buy1 get 1 free'..  free heart attack that is!  We've featured the Heart Attack Grill on here before, so check out the video!

MAN DIES IN MORGUE FREEZER IN ERROR

MAN DIES IN MORGUE FREEZER DUE TO DOCTORS' MISTAKE

"Morgue is Around the Corner"

A man was frozen to death after being put in a morgue’s freezer alive due to doctors’ negligence, a psychiatrist said.

Doctors discovered the unconscious body of a 57-year-old man in his apartment in the Pskov Region on February 4 and sent him to the morgue after pronouncing him dead, where he was immediately put in a freezer, Mikhail Vinogradov, the head of the Center for Legal and Psychological Assistance in Extreme Situations, said.

However, a forensic investigation showed on February 6 that the man was still alive when brought to the morgue.

Vinogradov said that doctors and morgue workers had violated a rule that after a person is proclaimed dead, his body has to be kept for a certain period of time at room temperature.



Ooops!


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WOMAN DRINKS DETERGENT INSTEAD OF COKE AT McDONALDS - SORRY

McDONALD'S APOLOGIZES FOR SERVING CUSTOMER DETERGENT

McDonald's has apologized after one of its hamburger joints in northeastern China served a customer detergent instead of Coke.

A woman at the McDonald's in Shenyang grabbed a Coca-Cola cup from the counter after ordering a Coke and gulped it down, the Want China Times reports.

When she experienced a burning sensation in her esophagus, her boyfriend brought her to hospital. The doctors said she was experiencing erosive gastritis.



Whoa!  We would think if one 'gulped' down detergent, one would barf it up immediately.. no?  Craziness!




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OUTRAGE AS MOTHER LETS SON POOP ON TAIWAN'S AIRPORT FLOOR

OUTRAGE AT MAINLAND MOTHER WHO LET SON POOP AT TAIWAN AIRPORT

Not the best way to improve cross strait relations. A mainland Chinese mother has attracted online outrage after photos emerged of her letting her infant son poop on the floor at Taiwan airport, less than 25 metres away from a toilet.

The photo, published by NowNews, was taken by a Taiwanese tour guide. It shows the woman having spread out paper for the child to poop on, but the photographer said a toilet was less than a minute's walk away.

One Taiwanese blogger, quoted by the SCMP, said: "There aren't enough pubic toilets in China and the ones they do have are usually dirty. This might explain mainlanders' poor hygiene habits." While this statement, which smacks more than a little of xenophobia, might be true of public toilets in Chinese cities, toilets in Chinese airports are nearly always perfectly clean and hygienic.

On Weibo, Chinese netizens hung their heads in shame at their compatriot's actions. "This is so embarrassing", said one Chinese blogger.



Hey!  What can we say?  When you gotta go, you just gotta go!




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MAN BITES OSTRICH TO DEATH BEFORE TRYING TO COMMIT SUICIDE

GUY ATTACKS AN OSTRICH AS PART OF ELABORATE SUICIDE ATTEMPT, ULTIMATELY FAILS

A man was rescued by police in a zoo in Shaoguan City on January 19 after a bizarre suicide attempt which followed even more bizarre behaviour, Shenzhen Satellite Television reports.

The man, Li, 27, from Yunnan Province, attacked an ostrich in the zoo and bit it to death in front of onlookers who included children and elderly people. He then slashed his wrists as police were called.

Xu Jianwen, deputy head of Datang Road police station told reporters that when he arrived at the scene, Li was highly excitable and simulated firing a gun at the policemen. He was already covered in blood when police arrived.

As he began to lose strength, Li lay on the ostrich’s corpse like a pillow before police approached him tentatively. He offered little resistance before police dragged him away.





Lawd, someone get him some help.  He obviously needs it!  Craziness we tell ya.  Just plain craziness...





Photo(s) credit:  Police drag a bleeding Li away from the ostrich’s corpse - thenanfang.com/

BEJING AIR MORE POLLUTED THAN USA AIRPORT SMOKING ROOMS

BEIJING AIR AKIN TO LIVING IN SMOKING LOUNGE: CHART OF THE DAY

Beijing’s air, which has exceeded the World Health Organization’s “healthy” limit every day this year, is similar to that in an airport smoking lounge.

The CHART OF THE DAY shows Beijing’s daily peak and average concentrations of PM2.5, the airborne particulate matter that raises risks for lung and heart diseases, as measured by the U.S. Embassy. The 2013 daily average was 194 micrograms per cubic meter, with an intraday peak of 886 on Jan. 12, the data show. By contrast, PM2.5 levels averaged 166.6 in 16 airport smoking lounges in the U.S., said a 2012 study by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta. Levels exceeded 1,000 in Fairbanks, Alaska during a 2004 wildfire that engulfed 6.6 million acres, the state’s website says.

Whoa!  Someone seriously needs to start 'selling' them some clean air.  Craziness!

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'GAY' DOG NAMED 'ELTON' SAVED FROM EUTHANIZATION

'GAY' DOG WAS NOT EUTHANIZED BUT ADOPTED, NAMED ELTON BY NEW OWNER

The “gay” dog that was supposed to be euthanized because he was considered to be “gay” by his owner was not euthanized but adopted. A veterinary technician from Jackson rescued the bulldog-mix from being euthanized and named him Elton, reports ABC News on Jan. 31, 2013.

Elton’s previous owner had brought the bull-dog mix to a rabies control shelter in Jackson, Tenn., this week after he observed his male dog hunching over another male dog. Assuming his dog was “gay,” the owner from Tennessee could not handle living with a “gay” dog and determined that he should be euthanized.


Fortunately for the presumably “gay” dog, the animal rescue group Jackson TN Euthanasia posted the information about the “gay” dog on its Facebook page on Wednesday and wrote, “ He hunched another male dog so his owner threw him away because he refuses to have a 'gay' dog!"

The “gay” dog’s Facebook posting went viral and lead to thousands of online comments and hundreds of people calling the shelter willing to rescue the “gay” dog from being euthanized.

Stephanie Fryns, who is a veterinary technician from Jackson, Tenn., and has four other dogs, also saw the “gay” dog’s posting online and had already decided to rescue the “gay” dog before his story went viral.

Thanks to Stephanie Fryns, the bulldog-mix does no longer have to go by the name “gay dog” but is now called Elton.





WTF? The owner wanted to put this dog down for being gay?  Somebody.  Anybody.  Please knock some sense into this idiot!  Craziness...





Photo(s) credit:  'Elton' - by Save The Animals Together (S.T.A.T.) Facebook page

GAMER KILLS OWNERS OF INTERNET CAFE CAUSE INTERNET WAS DOWN

CHINESE GAMER MURDERS TWO, BURNS DOWN CAFE WHEN INTERNET CUTS OUT

A spotty internet connection can be a real annoyance, but a gamer in China surnamed Zhao took things to a whole new level at an internet cafe in Renqiu, Hebei. When the connection dropped while Zhao was playing a favorite web game, he got angry and called over the owner to see what was the matter. The two got into an argument after the owner (surnamed Ren) suggested that Zhao had downloaded a virus that caused the drop, and Zhao began to hit Ren with his fists. Ren, trying to protect himself, brandished a hammer (though he didn’t strike Zhao with it), and Zhao responded by grabbing scissors and stabbing Ren repeatedly. Ren tried to counter with the hammer, but Zhao grabbed it and began smashing him in the head until he fell to the ground, dead. When Ren’s wife came over, Zhao smashed her in the head with a hammer too, also stabbing her with the scissors and a nearby kitchen knife.





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MAN IMPERSONATING POLICE, PULLS OVER A REAL POLICE

MAN IMPERSONATING A POLICE OFFICER, PULLS OVER A REAL POLICE OFFICER

Tony Newsom used a smartphone app to impersonate a Memphis, Tennessee police officer, and pulled over a car driven by a real police officer who was off-duty and in uniform. Reportedly Newsom was driving a black SUV on Elvis Presley Boulevard and flashed red and blue strobe lights in the center of the windshield using the app’s “police lights” function. The real Memphis Police Department (MPD) officer he pulled over, approached Newsom’s car to tell him that he was an officer and saw the imposter hiding his phone.

Backup MPD officers were called and they noticed “Shelby County Officer” stickers on the car, along with a Memphis Police Department patch on the dashboard, a Smith & Wesson gun box with an empty holster, 17-9mm rounds, a receipt for handcuffs, and a sex toy. Newsome posted a $250 bond after he was charged with criminal impersonation, illegal use of flashing blue light on motor vehicle, improper display of registration, and violation of the light law.





Using a smartphone app?  Seriously? Lawd! There's one born every minute.  Crazy fool!

RUSSIAN FAMILY LIVED FOR 40 YEARS WITHOUT HUMAN CONTACT

FOR 40 YEARS, THIS RUSSIAN FAMILY WAS CUT OFF FROM ALL HUMAN CONTACT, UNAWARE OF WORLD WAR II

...it was in the remote south of the forest in the summer of 1978. A helicopter sent to find a safe spot to land a party of geologists was skimming the treeline a hundred or so miles from the Mongolian border when it dropped into the thickly wooded valley of an unnamed tributary of the Abakan, a seething ribbon of water rushing through dangerous terrain. The valley walls were narrow, with sides that were close to vertical in places, and the skinny pine and birch trees swaying in the rotors' downdraft were so thickly clustered that there was no chance of finding a spot to set the aircraft down. But, peering intently through his windscreen in search of a landing place, the pilot saw something that should not have been there. It was a clearing, 6,000 feet up a mountainside, wedged between the pine and larch and scored with what looked like long, dark furrows. The baffled helicopter crew made several passes before reluctantly concluding that this was evidence of human habitation—a garden that, from the size and shape of the clearing, must have been there for a long time.

It was an astounding discovery. The mountain was more than 150 miles from the nearest settlement, in a spot that had never been explored. The Soviet authorities had no records of anyone living in the district.


...As the intruders scrambled up the mountain, heading for the spot pinpointed by their pilots, they began to come across signs of human activity: a rough path, a staff, a log laid across a stream, and finally a small shed filled with birch-bark containers of cut-up dried potatoes. Then, Pismenskaya said,

beside a stream there was a dwelling. Blackened by time and rain, the hut was piled up on all sides with taiga rubbish—bark, poles, planks. If it hadn't been for a window the size of my backpack pocket, it would have been hard to believe that people lived there. But they did, no doubt about it.... Our arrival had been noticed, as we could see. 

The low door creaked, and the figure of a very old man emerged into the light of day, straight out of a fairy tale. Barefoot. Wearing a patched and repatched shirt made of sacking. He wore trousers of the same material, also in patches, and had an uncombed beard. His hair was disheveled. He looked frightened and was very attentive.... We had to say something, so I began: 'Greetings, grandfather! We've come to visit!' 

The old man did not reply immediately.... Finally, we heard a soft, uncertain voice: 'Well, since you have traveled this far, you might as well come in.'

That's some crazy living!  For over 40 years??!!  No crimes, no wars, no civilization... we'd have to say they'd died and went to heaven!  Amazing story! Amazing family!  Be sure to read more of this incredible story at the smithsonianmag.com/.






Photo(s) credit:  The Siberian taiga in the Abakan district. Six members of the Lykov family lived in this remote wilderness for more than 40 years—utterly isolated and more than 150 miles from the nearest human settlement. (Wiki Commons)

TRUCK LOADED WITH FIREWORKS EXPLODED DESTROYING CHINESE HIGHWAY

FIREWORKS EXPLOSION DESTROYS CHINESE HIGHWAY

An elevated portion of highway in central China collapsed on Feb. 1 after a truck loaded with fireworks for Lunar New Year celebrations exploded sending vehicles plummeting about 100 feet to the ground.

Rescuers look for survivors near a wreckage of vehicles after an expressway bridge partially collapsed on the Lianhuo highway in Mianchi county, Henan province February 1, 2013. According to Xinhua News Agency, five people have died and eight others were injured after an expressway bridge partially collapsed due to a truck explosion Friday morning in central China's Henan Province, local government said. The truck was loaded with fireworks and the explosion caused several vehicles to tumble from the 30-meter-high bridge in Mianchi County, a publicity official of Sanmenxia told Xinhua on Friday afternoon.

A truck stops near a section of a partially collapsed expressway bridge on the Lianhuo highway in Mianchi county, Henan province February 1, 2013

Photo(s) credit:  CHINA DAILY/REUTERS, STRINGER/CHINA/REUTERS

"GUNBRELLAS": TOO REALISTIC LOOKING WARNS VANCOUVER POLICE

NOVELTY 'GUNBRELLAS' PROVOKE POLICE WARNING IN B.C.

A novelty umbrella that looked like a rifle created a tense situation at a bus stop in Richmond, B.C., and now police are warning the public not to carry the scary props.

Richmond RCMP Sgt. Sherrdean Turley said someone called 911 last November after spotting a young man with what appeared to be a rifle over his shoulder, waiting at a bus stop.

"Our officers directed the male to place the rifle on the ground, at which time, he did, and he stepped away from the rifle."

When officers took a closer look, they realized it was an umbrella, but the situation could have ended very badly if the young man had made a wrong move, Turley said.

"If, for example, he had [the novelty umbrella] on his shoulder and was simply trying to tell our officers, 'No, no, no, it's just an umbrella, let me show you,'" Turley said, holding up a so-called gunbrella. "If it appeared that he was actually shouldering the rifle — if our officers believed he was about to fire — I mean, our officers would have no choice."

The young man told police he bought the umbrella at a games store in Richmond. The owner of the chain declined to comment on the incident, but a manager at the chain's Burnaby location said he apologized to the young man's mother and says the store isn't planning on selling the item again.




Lawd!  Who was the idiot who came up with this idea?  What a sure fire way to get killed!  Craziness...




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