WARNING: Some of this craziness is just NSFW or innocent minds...

Sep 29, 2012

OOPS! GERMAN THEIVES UNDERESTIMATED THEIR EXPLOSIVES

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HAPLESS ROBBERS BLOW UP GERMAN BANK

Thieves are, of course, well known for extreme creativity when it comes to getting their hands on money that doesn't belong to them. But if all else fails, one can always turn to explosives.

That, at least, seems to have been the preferred strategy of bank robbers in the tiny western German town of Nottuln-Darup. The miscreants, however, appear not to have had the training required to adequately estimate the size of the detonation necessary to crack open the cash machine they had chosen as a target. Instead, the explosion destroyed the entire bank branch with one massive blast.

Miraculously, nobody was injured in the blast, despite debris ending up some 80 meters (260 feet) away. Residents of the apartments in the upper floors of the three-story building were quickly evacuated.




Oh My Gawd!  It's a wonder no one died... not even those idiotic bank robbers!  Craziness!

TEEN DIES AFTER MIMICKING YOUTUBE VIDEO

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CHULA VISTA TEEN DIES IN FREAK ACCIDENT AFTER MIMICKING 'PASS OUT' YOUTUBE VIDEO


A 15-year-old Chula Vista boy died in a freak accident after mimicking a YouTube video which caused him to pass out, and then fall onto a drinking glass which slashed his throat.
According to authorities, the boy was mimicking a YouTube video that demonstrates how to make yourself pass out through hyperventilation with two friends in his bedroom.




**Sigh**.  Crazy and curious. We can only hope others will learn from this.

CAR-CHASED MAN SHOOTS HIMSELF LIVE ON TV (WARNING)

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MAN SHOOTS HIMSELF IN HEAD ON LIVE TV AFTER CAR CHASE NEAR PHOENIX

(CBS) PHOENIX - A carjacking suspect who led police on an hour-long high-speed chase in Arizona shot himself in the head in an incident that was broadcast on live television Friday afternoon.

Fox 10 reports that the man, driving a red Dodge Caliber, pulled off I-10 westbound and onto a dirt road in Salome, Ariz. He exited the vehicle, ran, and then raised a gun to his head.

The shooting was aired live on the Fox News Channel.

Minutes later anchor Shepard Smith told viewers that the video was supposed to be on a delay, and apologized to the audience: "We really messed up. We're all very sorry. That didn't belong on TV. We took every precaution we knew how to take to keep that from being on TV. I personally apologize to you that happened."




Lord, what was this poor lad thinking??  He must have been high on something, if not, let's hope he's high now! May God rest his soul.   Craziness...





WARNING: Video contains graphic content!

 
 




FINGER FOUND INSIDE FISH

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FINGER FOUND IN FISH

Fishermen and their far-fetched fables are about as common as the trout in Idaho's Priest Lake.
Over the years Calvin Nolan and Mark Blackstone have reeled in plenty of both, but their most famous fishing folk-tale isn't about their prize catch, rather what they most recent hook already caught.

Nolan and Blackstone were fishing out on their boat when they caught several lake trout and decided to clean them right away.

As Calvin was cleaning the fish, both were examining the contents of what was inside.
In one of the fish, they found a crawdad.

In the next fish, they saw something they thought was just another crawdad, but as Nolan discovered, it wasn't.

"I opened the gut sack and out pops this finger!" Nolan exclaimed.

"We are all standing there because we were helping Calvin clean the fish. So we were all standing there looking at it like, yep, that's a finger," Blackstone said.




Now THAT'S a fish story!


 
 
 
 


MAN FEEDS LOVER'S BODY TO ROTTWEILERS

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BRAZILIAN FOOTBALLER DISMEMBERS PREGNANT MODEL LOVER, FEEDS BODY PARTS TO HIS DOGS

A star footballer is to go on trial accused of torturing and killing his mistress, then feeding her dismembered body parts to his pet dogs.

Married Bruno Fernandes de Souza, 27, a goalkeeper once tipped to play for Brazil, is alleged to have turned model Eliza Samudio 'into a human sacrifice' to preserve his reputation after she gave birth to his love child.

He is already serving a four-and-a-half-year prison sentence after being convicted of assaulting and abducting Ms Samudio, 25, but will be tried for her murder later this year.

Prosecutors allege that Bruno planned Ms Samudio's kidnap and murder with eight others, including his wife Dayane, a teenage cousin and former detective Luiz Santos, all of whom have been charged with murder, conspiracy to murder and kidnapping.

The goalkeeper, who played for Brazilian club Flamengo, is said to have watched as Santos committed 'barbaric tortures' on Ms Samudio before helping the former detective dismember her body.

Parts of the woman's body are alleged to have been fed to Bruno's dogs while the rest was buried in concrete.

Bruno is accused of ordering his wife to tell people that his love child, who was four months old at the time of the killing, had been adopted by them from a poor relative.





Sorry, we just don't get it!  What reputation exactly was he trying to preserve??  Crazy people we tell ya!  Crazy people!!



MAN DISGUISED AS CAR SEAT TO ENTER SPAIN

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AFRICAN MAN PRETENDS TO BE A CAR SEAT IN ORDER TO SMUGGLE HIMSELF INTO SPAIN, UNSUCCESSFULLY

A 20-year-old man from Guinea removed the inside of an automobile passenger seat and climbed inside to disguise himself. His plan to sneak across the border from Morocco to Spain did not work.

Despite his creativity, the human car seat did not reach the European Union.

An illegal immigrant tried to sneak into the Spanish city of Melilla from Morocco by pretending to be a car seat.

The 20-year-old Guinean man removed foam from the passenger seat and climbed inside the shell himself. Two Moroccan men in their early 20s joined him in an attempt to cross the border: One drove the Renault 7 and the other sat on the man-seat to complete the illusion, reported The Telegraph.







Lord help this soul!  The things we do for freedom.  Shame on us!  Craziness!

WORLD'S LONGEST SNAKE IN CAPTIVITY NEEDS 15 PEOPLE TO CARRY HER

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WORLD'S LONGEST SNAKE LIVING IN CAPTIVITY


She weighs more than 300lbs, is 25ft long and needs at least 15 people to hold her.Now Medusa has slithered into the Guinness World record books as the world’s largest snake living in captivity. The massive python, lives in the Edge of Hell haunted house attraction in Kansas City, eats a 40lb animal about once a week but could easily eat something weighing more than 100lbs.

Medusa’s primary diet consists of a combination of rabbits, hogs and deer, served to her every two weeks.

Staff knows her as the sloppiest eater within attraction, as she’s been known to accidentally bite into herself instead of her dinner. Representatives from the Guinness Book of World Records have verified her new title and she will now join the book for 2013.Medusa’s trainer Larry Elgar claims he isn’t intimidated by the monster python.He said: ‘They’ve actually cut people out of them, they are man eaters.

Fear is just a lack of understanding. I have no fear. I understand that she can kill me. I’ve been wrapped up and put unconscious by a reticulated python that was only 18 feet long. I understand the repercussions, but that’s no reason to fear. That car you drove in has killed more people than anything else in the world. But you’re not scared when you put your keys in it, are you?’




Well, we understand and we are still fearful, so better you than us!

LOOSE CROCODILE FOUND IN CARGO HOLD

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QANTAS FINDS LOOSE CROC IN CARGO HOLD

A baggage handler of Qantas caught last week a 60-centimetre crocodile at its cargo hold. The reptile escaped from its cage while mid-air on a Brisbane-Melbourne flight.

A Qantas spokesman said on Monday that the animal was recaptured and safely secured when the plane arrived in Melbourne.

The cargo company responsible for the shipment of the crocodile, Australian Air Express, is investigating how the reptile escaped from its cage in the plane's cargo hold. The focus of the probe is if the cage was loaded properly.

John Lever, owner of the Koorana Crocodile Farm, explained to ABC that to transport a crocodile, it should be placed inside a scotch cylinder with holes for ventilation.
 
 
 
 
 

STRANGLED DOG SAVES HIS OWN LIFE BY DIALLING 911

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DOG STRANGLED BY PHONE CORD SAVES HIS OWN LIFE BY DIALING EMERGENCY NUMBER

George, a 2-year-old Basset Hound from South Heindley, West Yorkshire, U.K., was strangled by a phone cord — and miraculously saved his own life by calling 999, the British equivalent of 911, reports The Sun.

George knocked over a heavy-duty, old-fashioned phone in owner Steve Brown’s home; he became tangled in the cord and wound up with it wrapped around his neck. Somehow, George — in the midst of choking — managed to dial 999 with his paw.

The emergency operator heard heavy breathing and gasping on the other end and alerted the authorities, who entered the house with the help of a neighbor, Paul Walker, who had a key.





What's next?  They'll be dialling for pizza?  Crazy story anyways, with a great ending!  Good doggie!!



U.S. CHEF COOKS WIFE'S BODY FOR FOUR DAYS

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L.A. CHEF TOLD POLICE HE SLOW-COOKED HIS WIFE'S BODY FOR DAYS

A Los Angeles-area chef on trial in his wife's slaying told authorities the reason they couldn't find her body was because he slow-cooked it for days, then disposed of the remains.

David Viens' wife, Dawn Viens, disappeared in October 2009. In March 2011, David Viens told sheriff's investigators why they hadn't been able to find the body of his wife, who'd been missing for nearly a year and half.

"I just slowly cooked it and I ended up cooking her for four days," said Viens, a chef who ran a restaurant in Lomita, according to an interview played for jurors Tuesday.

Viens had already told investigators that, one October night in 2009, he taped his wife's mouth and bound her hands and feet with duct tape. The next morning, Dawn Viens was dead. That account is strikingly similar to what David Viens later told his daughter and ex-girlfriend, who testified for the prosecution last week.




What the hell?  Did he thought he was cooking stew or something??  Craziness...

ONE GUY'S EXPERIENCE OF THE FLESH-EATING DISEASE (WARNING)

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MY DUEL WITH NECROTIZING FASCIITIS

On Sunday, September 23, 2012, I contracted Group A Streptococcus Pyogenes through a tiny cut on my pinky. The bacteria infiltrated my body after retrieving a football that landed in a tiny koi pond with stagnant water. This is the wtf story of how I almost lost my pinky finger.


[Pic 1 below]This picture taken on 9/25/12, 9:13 am. Tough to see but there is a small vertical cut on my knuckle on my pinky. If you look on the coffee table you can see the glass bowl with water that I soaked my hand in a desperate attempt to alleviate the unmerciful, excruciating and constant throbbing pain I was feeling when I took this picture. It has now been about 36 hours since the bacteria entered my body through this cut after I retrieved a football from a koi pond filled with stagnant water during a football party at a friend's house on 9/23, just 2 days prior.



 
  
Ugh! And that was just his finger! Imagined if he had 'jumped' in to fetch the ball! ?

 
 
 
 
 


Sep 28, 2012

WOMAN DISCOVERED LATE HUSBAND WAS ACTUALLY HER FATHER

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WOMAN DISCOVERS THAT HER HUSBAND IS REALLY HER FATHER

After being married many years she found out that her husband is really her father.

The woman has now spoken of the horror she felt when she discovered that her late husband was actually her father.

Valerie Spruill, 60, of Doylestown, Ohio, only made the gruesome discovery through DNA testing after her husband Percy had died.

Spruill, who has three children and eight grandchildren, now tells her story in an attempt to find her other siblings of her father.

"It needs to be told, because children need to know where they come from," she told the local newspaper. "I know it hurts, because I have been devastated by this.”

 


Yikes!  And creepy!  Somebody made a major boo boo!

HUNDREDS OF STRANDED NIGERIAN WOMEN AT SAUDI AIRPORT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT WITH MAN

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HUNDREDS OF STRANDED NIGERIAN WOMEN AT SAUDI AIRPORT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT WITH MAN

For the fifth straight day, around 1,000 Nigerian women taking the Muslim Hajj pilgrimage to Mecca are stuck in Saudi Arabia airports because of a rule that says they must be accompanied by men.

Speaking on condition of anonymity, that the women were detained because "they are not accompanied by a mahram (the statutory male companion)." Nigeria's ambassador to , "They are stopping women particularly between the ages of 25 and 35 without a male relative. Those over 45 are not a concern to the Saudi authorities." One woman told the BBC that the situation at Jeddah airport has become pretty uncomfortable as hundreds of women are reportedly sleeping on the floor, have been denied their belongings, and are sharing only four toilets.




So you can't leave home without them?  And only 4 toilets for a thousand women?  What is going on in this world?? Crazy law equals Craziness!



TIBETAN SKY BURIAL (WARNING)

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TIBETAN SKY BURIAL

Tibet, known as ‘the Roof of the World’, is a jewel in the Himalayas and is the traditional homeland of the Tibetan people as well as some other ethnic groups such as Monpas, Qiang, and Lhobas, and is inhabited by considerable numbers of Han and Hui people. Tibet is the highest region on earth, with an average elevation of 4,900 metres (16,000 ft).

One fascinating part of the Tibetian culture is the Sky Burial or ritual dissection - a common funerary practice in Tibet wherein a human corpse is cut in specific locations and placed on a mountaintop, exposing it to the elements or the mahabhuta and animals – especially to birds of prey. In Tibet the practice is known as jhator which literally means, "giving alms to the birds."






QUARTER OF WOMAN'S SKULL TEMPORARILY STORED IN HER BELLY AFTER SURGERY

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DOCTORS STORED EX-BEAUTY QUEEN'S SKULL IN HER STOMACH IN BIZARRE LIFE-SAVING SURGERY

An ex-beauty queen has undergone a bizarre life-saving brain surgery where doctors removed a quarter of her skull and stored it in her stomach while she was recovering from a head injury.

Surgeons had removed the right back portion of Jamie Hilton's skull and placed it in her abdomen so that the bone would remain sterile and nourished as her swollen brain recovered. When the mother-of-three and former Mrs. Idaho woke up from the operation, she found that not only was her was part of her head missing, but there was a large hard lump in her stomach.
 
The piece of bone 'lived' in her stomach for 42 days until it was stapled back onto her head in a successful operation, and now three months after her near-fatal fishing accident the 36-year-old has finally returned home.

 
 

 

WOMAN FALLS OFF CLIFF WHILE TEXTING

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A law in Alaska outlaws texting and driving, yet we're pushing for legislation outlawing texting and walking!

Last Monday, Maria Pestrikoff fell down a rocky beach cliff on Kodiak Island, in the northern Gulf of Alaska, and no it wasn't because a polar bear was chasing her. It wasn't because Santa said his rogue elves to retrieve some hidden package off of Pestrikoff's person, it was because she was texting on her cellphone and wasn't watching where she was walking.

According to the Kodiak Daily Mirror, Pestrikoff was walking toward the steep drop to toss a cigarette butt while attempting to send a message when she slipped on wet grass. A friend quickly heard her screams from the rocks below and called for help, and rescue crews quickly reacted to save the young woman's life.



Some more weird texting related incidents:



Or how about this video of a woman captured texting and falling during a live news cast...

 
 

 


MAN HAS SEX WITH A COUCH ON THE STREETS

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ENTER GERALD P. STREATOR, A 46-YEAR-OLD MAN FROM WAUKESHA, WISCONSIN, WHO WAS ARRESTED A FEW DAYS AGO FOR ALLEGEDLY HAVING SEX WITH A CURBSIDE COUCH.
 
 
WAUKESHA, Wis. (WUSA) -- Safe sex is a practice that is continually pushed on our nation's youth and for good reason.  Avoiding unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases are just two reasons why contraception is encouraged in today's society.  However, the concept of 'safe sex' is widely understood to take place between two consenting humans...not a human and a piece of furniture.

Enter Gerald P. Streator, a 46-year-old man from Wisconsin, who reportedly was arrested a few days ago for allegedly having sex with a curbside couch.  The Waukesha Patch reports that an off-duty police officer saw Streator "having sex with an abandoned couch set on a curb, according to a criminal complaint".  If he's found guilty, Streator reportedly could be jailed for months and be required to pay a fine.



gasp Lord!  Just when we thought things couldn't get ANY stranger...

Sep 27, 2012

BAGEL HEADS: JAPAN'S BEAUTY TREND

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'BAGEL HEAD' SALINE FOREHEAD INJECTIONS: JAPAN'S HOT NEW BEAUTY TREND?


Botox is more ubiquitous than yoga pants in Hollywood. But women (and men) in Asia have been taking part in a different injection "trend" for years: saline bagel-shaped injections on one's forehead.

"National Geographic Taboo" chronicles the bizarre beauty treatment in an upcoming episode set in Tokyo, following three people who opt into the temporary forehead injections which have become a keen part of the Japanese "body modification" art scene.

Here's how it goes down: technicians insert a needle into the forehead and inject about 400 cc of saline to create a forehead-sized blob. (One bagel-ee describes is as feeling like "something's dripping down [his] head" and a "slight stinging sensation.") The practitioner then places his or her thumb into the blob to create the indentation.




Say it isn't so! Of course, this is nothing new for Japan as they have been doing this for a few years now. However, we can only hope this doesn't start a trend of egg heads, dick heads and so on.



 
 
 
 


BEARDED SIKH WOMAN TEACHES TORMENTER A LESSON

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BEARDED SIKH WOMAN TEACHES REDDIT A LESSON


A young Sikh woman -- whose photo was taken at an airport, posted online, and then ridiculed by hundreds -- is being hailed across the web today after defending herself so eloquently that her original tormenter felt compelled to apologize to all Sikhs everywhere.

In the widely-shared photo, Balpreet Kaur, an Ohio State University student, is shown waiting in line at an airport. She glances down at her iPhone, unaware that her picture is being taken.

“I’m not sure what to conclude from this,” wrote a person with the handle European_douchebag when he posted the photo to Reddit’s /funny section.


It is clear from the thread that user is referring to the hair on Kaur’s face, but commenters also took digs at the young woman’s turban and looks in general.



SOLDIER FILMS HIMSELF BEING SHOT

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SOLDIER FILMS HIMSELF BEING SHOT IN GUN BATTLE

A US soldier wearing a headcam has filmed himself being shot while trying to dodge bullets during a dramatic firefight in Afghanistan.

Footage posted online yesterday shows the soldier, who did not give his name, scurrying down a rocky hill towards a small village as blasts of machine gun fire goes off around him.

He crouches down to shelter by a rock when suddenly a volley of bullets blasts his gun out of his hands and he yells out: "I'm hit!"

He continues to yell frantically as bullets blast into the hillside around him, sending up clouds of dust.





Lord bless his soul.  We wouldn't want to be him!  The world is a crazy place sometimes!





 

$62 MILLION TO ANYONE WHO CAN WOO HIS GAY DAUGHTER

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$62M TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER: TYCOON OFFERS BOUNTY FOR MAN TO WOO LESBIAN DAUGHTER

One of Hong Kong's richest men has offered a reward of nearly £40 million ($62.2 million) to the man who can woo his lesbian daughter.

Cecil Chao Sze-tsung, a property magnate, announced the HK$500 million bounty this week after reports that his daughter Gigi Chao, 33, a University of Manchester graduate, married her long-term girlfriend in France.

"I don't mind whether he is rich or poor", Mr Chao said, "the important thing is that he is generous and kind-hearted".

Mr Chao also told the South China Morning Post that reports of his daughter's marriage were "false".
The tycoon said he hoped to help the successful suitor to start a business. The reward was "an inducement to attract someone who has the talent but not the capital to start his own business".

"Gigi is a very good woman with both talents and looks," the doting father said. "She is devoted to her parents, is generous and does volunteer work."

It was reported that Miss Chao married Sean Yeung, her girlfriend of seven years, who also uses the name Sean Eav, in France on April 4.




Well, they say money can buy anything...  Any takers?

DOG NURSES ABANDONED KITTEN WITH ITS OWN MILK

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DOG ADOPTS, NURSES ABANDONED KITTEN

The tiny kitten, its eyes still shut, was only a couple of days old when Pat Weber's teenage grandson found it on the cold floor of a pole barn at their Jordan home.

"He brought her into the house and said 'I think she's dead,' " Weber recalled. "But I held her in the palm of my hand, and I could tell she was moving." The kitten, nothing more than a "little fur ball," had apparently been abandoned by its mother, who was nowhere to be seen.

That's when Mittens, Weber's 4-year-old Pekingese dog, took over.

As Weber put the kitten on the carpeted floor to call a veterinarian, Mittens approached, nuzzled the kitten and let her suckle, even though the dog wasn't pregnant or nursing a litter of her own. She had given birth to puppies, but that was two years ago.

Three days after their first encounter, Mittens began producing milk, becoming the kitten's sole source of sustenance.



 
 


 


ZOMBIE BEES IN WASHINGTON

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WASHINGTON STATE'S FIRST 'ZOMBIE BEES' REPORTED

 Experts and citizen scientists are tracking the "zombie bee" infection across the country. The insects have a parasite that causes them to fly at night and lurch around erratically until they die. The infection is another threat to bees that are needed to pollinate crops, in addition to the mysterious ailment "colony collapse disorder."
The infection is as grim as it sounds: "Zombie bees" have a parasite that causes them to fly at night and lurch around erratically until they die. And experts say the condition has crept into Washington state. "I joke with my kids that the zombie apocalypse is starting at my house," said Mark Hohn, a novice beekeeper who spotted the infected insects at his suburban Seattle home.
 
Hohn returned from vacation a few weeks ago to find many of his bees either dead or flying in jerky patterns and then flopping on the floor.
 
 
 
 
Wow!  Zombeees.  Try shooting them in the head!!!  But seriously folks, this is serious because to put it simply: no bees equals no food which equals no mankind.
 

Sep 25, 2012

GIRL - THE SIZE OF TWO POP BOTTLES - ATTENDS FIRST SCHOOL DAY

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SMALLEST UK GIRL ENJOYS HER FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL



Five-year-old Charlotte Garside is just 2ft 2ins tall (68cm) and weighs less than nine pounds (4kgs).

Only slightly larger than an average baby, new friends towered over her as she went into class and played in a sandpit.

Mum Emma Newman and dad Scott Garside had to get her uniform specially made so she could attend Easington Primary School near Hull, East Yorks.

Emma, 30, said: said: “Charlotte is not the sort of person who fades into the background.
“She may be small but she has a massive personality and wants to do everything a normal five-year-old does.”

Most girls her age are about 3ft 4ins (100cm) and weigh 40 pounds (18kgs).




Can we get any smaller?  Just too cute!  Just keep her away from family pets please!






MYSPACE THE NEW FACEBOOK?

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THE NEW FACEBOOK IS... MYSPACE?

While Facebook today is an absolute juggernaut, with about one in seven humans on the planet being a "monthly active user," it's almost hard to remember that before November 2007, MySpace was the biggest game in town. Since then, MySpace has more or less been relegated to punchline status, a desolate place with fewer users than it had twinkling background GIFs. But it seems MySpace is about to launch a dramatic redesign of the site that brings its interface well and truly into the touch-screen era and, frankly, makes the gigantic Facebook site look a bit stodgy and old-fashioned in comparison.

Competition drives innovation – and while Facebook has certainly innovated in the last five years, just about every step along the way has been met with furious complaints from its user base. Case in point: Timeline.

Still, despite the adverse user reaction to such minor changes, the overall look and feel of the Facebook site is still very much the same as it was when the majority of us got on board. It looks a bit "Web 2.0" – and while I'm not sure exactly which release number web we're supposed to be up to right now, things have definitely moved on.





We don't know if this will fly or not.  We'll just have to wait and see.  It's all crazy...

QUAKE-RESISTANT EMERGENCY BED-SHELTER

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QUAKE-RESISTANT EMERGENCY BED-SHELTER


WOOD LUCK, developed by Shinko Industries, is a quake-resistant bed that protects people if buildings collapse during earthquakes, which have become increasingly frequent in the last few years.




"To make buildings more resistant to earthquakes, renovating them is best, but doing that is very expensive. We're offering this product as a quake-resistant item that protects people at low cost."

 
The main material used in WOOD LUCK is cypress wood, which comes from trees 30-40 years old. One feature of cypress is its strength, which makes it ideal as a major structural material. In fact, WOOD LUCK has passed a 65-ton load-bearing test.




Earthquakes, wild sex... this could be something worth buying.




 
 


CANNED AIR NOW ON SALE IN CHINA

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STARTING TODAY, CANNED AIR IS ON SALE IN CHINA

Today in China, billionaire Chen Guangbiao launched his line of canned air.

Each can of "Good Person Chen Guangbiao" (that's the trademark!) canned air is priced at the equivalent of US$.80 and contains fresh air from Wuhe county in Anhui province and Taiwan.

Apparently, the billionaire has produced 100,000 cans and hopes to raise awareness about the importance of clean air—a good thing as many cities suffer from pollution.






What's next?  Fart in a can? Wait a minute, I think they have those already. Can we get them in vanilla flavour?  After we use up all the air, where do we dump the cans?  Does it come in....      This is ridiculous!!  Craziness we tell ya. C-R-A-Z-I-N-E-S-S!

GET EINSTEIN'S BRAIN iPAD APP

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EINSTEIN'S BRAIN IS NOW INTERACTIVE iPAD


-- The brain that revolutionized physics now can be downloaded as an app for $9.99. But it won't help you win at Angry Birds.

While Albert Einstein's genius isn't included, an exclusive iPad application launched Tuesday promises to make detailed images of his brain more accessible to scientists than ever before. Teachers, students and anyone who's curious also can get a look.

A medical museum under development in Chicago obtained funding to scan and digitize nearly 350 fragile and priceless slides made from slices of Einstein's brain after his death in 1955. The application will allow researchers and novices to peer into the eccentric Nobel winner's brain as if they were looking through a microscope.

"I can't wait to find out what they'll discover," said Steve Landers, a consultant for the National Museum of Health and Medicine Chicago who designed the app. "I'd like to think Einstein would have been excited."





Sorry Einstein, unlike you, the rest of us humans have more money than brains.  Let's hope this 'pays' off...

GANGNAM STYLE SINGER WILL DANCE HALF-NAKED IF SONG TOPS U.S. CHARTS

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PSY TO DANCE HALF-NAKED IF 'GANGNAM STYLE' TOPS U.S. CHART


South Korean rapper Psy pledged Tuesday to perform his signature horse-riding dance “half-naked” somewhere in his home city Seoul if his global hit “Gangnam Style” tops the US Billboard chart.

The song is currently ranked 11 on the chart’s “Hot 100″ list.

“If I do become number one on Billboard, I’d dare to dance half-naked in front of a large crowd of people,” Psy told a packed press conference on his return from a triumphant promotional tour in the United States.

“I would pick a place, preferably in front of Seoul City Hall,” said the singer, whose real name is Park Jae-Sang.

The chubby 34-year-old shot to international fame when his “Gangnam Style” video went viral shortly after being posted on YouTube in mid-July.

It has since notched up more than 270 million views on the video-sharing site.




Yes, great song but we seem to be missing the point here and that is... do we really want to seem him dance half-naked?


Sep 24, 2012

STUCKED EEL REMOVED FROM MAN'S BUTT

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HOSPITAL REMOVES EEL FROM MAN'S BUM

A man sought emergency treatment at hospital in Auckland this week with an eel stuck up his bottom.

The unnamed individual presented himself at the A&E department at Auckland City Hospital to explain his embarrassing problem.

It is believed the patient was sent for X-rays and a scan, which showed there was an eel lodged inside him.

"The eel was about the size of a decent sprig of asparagus and the incident is the talk of the place," a hospital source said. "Doctors and nurses have come across people with strange objects that have got stuck where they shouldn't be before, but an eel has to be a first."

It is unclear how the eel managed to be trapped inside the man. It is believed medics successfully removed it and the man was later discharged.

A hospital spokesman last night confirmed the bizarre incident had taken place.

"In response to a direct query from the Herald on Sunday, we can confirm that an adult male presented at Auckland City Hospital this week with an eel inside him," Matt Rogers, spokesman for Auckland District Health Board, said.

GETTING RID OF THOSE BEER BELLIES AND MOOBS WITH THIS LATEST SPANX

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THE £15  'MANSIE':  SPANX STYLE CONTROL SUIT FOR MEN WHICH PROMISES TO BANISH 'MOOBS' AND BEER BELLIES

It might not look very comfortable, and it is not ideal for those who want to undress in a hurry,  but 'Moobs' and guts could soon be a thing of the past thanks to this new brand of control underwear for men.

Dubbed a 'Mansie' the all in one body suit has been likened to Spanx, the popular trimming and slimming underwear for women.

Launched by George at Asda, the shaper is the first of its kind to be solely marketed at men.
 The £15 suit has been billed as the perfect solution to a quick fix six pack for men who do not want to slave away for hours on a treadmill.

According to manufacturers, the compression fabric used in the suit 'smoothes and tones' the overall body shape, while support panels across the stomach and waistline help to cover the hip area.




Ok, so we'll order one... two, three - we'll take 3 for around here.   But what should we do after our dates find out we are not what we appeared to be?  Anyone?  Craziness.



Sep 22, 2012

BUY HER A DIAMOND, GET A FREE RIFLE

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JEWELRY STORE OFFERS GUN IN EXCHANGE FOR DIAMOND PURCHASES

A unique offer from a local jewelry store is getting a lot of attention.

D. Geller and Son is giving away a free gun to customers who buy a diamond.

Owner Mike Geller said he got the idea, after seeing a similar offer at a Missouri car dealership.

Geller’s promotion offers a free hunting rifle, if you buy a diamond worth $2,499 or more.

Already, Geller says the offer is generating a lot of buzz.

“It’s unbelieveable! There’s websites that got a million hits about it,” Geller said.

“It’s interesting. It’s appealing to the men, I think” said one Cobb County woman who didn’t think it was a bad idea.

But another woman who worried about safety told Channel 2’s Sophia Choi “I think it’s stupid.”





Diamonds are a girl's best friend - bullets are men's.  Only in the US of A!!! Craziness!


 

STUDENT KNOCKED OUT BY FALLING MATTRESS

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COLLEGE STUDENT KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS BY FALLING MATTRESS ON BROAD ST.

A college freshman was back on his feet Wednesday — a day after a mattress fell 30 stories from a Manhattan building and landed on his head.

Jesse Scott Owen, 18, said his sense of humor helped him overcome the neck and back pain he suffered from the futon mattress, which knocked him out cold on Broad St. about 12:45 p.m. Tuesday.

“This was the most absurd thing that ever happened to me,” he told the Daily News.

Owen, who moved to the city three weeks ago from Florida to attend King’s College in lower Manhattan, said he was on his way to a class when he suddenly lost consciousness.

“I woke up and people were putting me on the mattress,” he said. “I asked where the mattress came from and they said, ‘You were knocked out by it.’ ”





Wow!  Talk about hittin' the sack!
 

ANTIQUE COINS WORTH THOUSANDS SPENT ON PIZZA AND A MOVIE

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MAN ACCUSED OF SPENDING STOLEN ANTIQUE COINS ON PIZZA, MOVIE

Pizza and a movie ended up costing the freedom of a Vancouver man accused of using stolen antique coins to pay for his night out.

Dakoda Garren,19, was arrested Saturday for allegedly stealing an antique coin collection. The collection, which had coins dating back to the 1800s, was estimated to be worth $100,000, The Columbian reported.

A Woodland woman reported to police in May that she suspected Garren and his girlfriend, Elizabeth Massman, to have stolen the victim’s mother’s coin collection, police said in a report filed this week in Cowlitz County Superior Court, according to the paper.

Massman and Garren, who were hired to do handy work around the victim’s house, were the only ones besides the victim’s family members to be near the coins, police said in the report.





What can we say?  There's one born every minute....



LADY PUTS WET BOY IN TRUNK TO PRESERVE LEXUS LEATHER CAR SEATS

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WOMAN PUT WET NEPHEW IN TRUNK TO PRESERVE LEATHER CAR SEATS

After a day at the water park, stay off the leather car seats.

A Minnesota woman picking her 11-year-old nephew up from an amusement park allegedly forced him to ride in the trunk of her Lexus, because he was wet from a water ride and she didn't want him to ruin the seats.

Susan Marie McCarty was charged with child endangerment over the incident, just after she picked the boy up from the Valleyfair park in Shakopee, Minn., the Star Tribune reported.

Witnesses said they saw the boy’s sister close the trunk and his grandmother and McCarty climb into the car. When the witnesses didn’t see the boy get back out, they wrote down the car’s license plate number and called the police.




Lord, what is this world coming to when leather seats become more important than humans...


Sep 20, 2012

TALLEST DOG EVER OVER 6FT

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WORLD'S TALLEST DOG STANDS 7-FOOT-4

The Guinness World Records 2013 book published Thursday recognizes Zeus of Otsego, Mich., as the world’s Tallest Dog.

The 3-year-old measures 44 inches from foot to shoulder.

Standing on his hind legs, Zeus stretches to 7-foot-4 and towers over his owner, Denise Doorlag. Zeus is just an inch taller than the previous record-holder, Giant George.

Zeus weighs 155 pounds and eats around 12 cups of food a day. That’s equivalent to one 30-pound bag of food.

Doorlag says she had to get a van to be able to transport Zeus.





Oh my freakin' lord!  Do you walk him or go for a ride on him?



 
 
 


COCAINE-STUFFED ROASTED CHICKEN

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COCAINE-STUFFED ROASTED CHICKENS FOUND IN NIGERIA

The roasted chickens had an unusual stuffing — $150,000 worth of cocaine, according to Nigerian police.

"This was like a retirement plan for him," said Mitchell Ofoyeju, spokesman for the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency.

The accused was arrested over the weekend at the airport in Lagos after he came in from Sao Paolo with 2.6 kilograms of cocaine, Ofoyeju said. Photos from the agency showed egg-shaped packages wrapped in gold aluminum foil and tucked into the browned chickens.

The suspect, Vincent Chegini Chinweuwa, could not immediately be reached for comment as he remained in custody Monday.

Nigeria is a major transit point for drugs coming from Latin America and going to Europe or the United States but recent security improvements are cutting into that dubious distinction.






Sh*T!  That's what we call finger lickin', nose-sniffin' good!!

KITTEN RIDES FOR 100 MILES ON THE BACK OF A BUMPER

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KITTEN RIDES 100 MILES ON BUMPER WITH FACE INCHES FROM PAVEMENT

PLATTSBURGH — Stacey Pulsifer isn’t sure where Pumpkin came from, but she certainly knows where the kitten has been.

After a long day of driving to Elizabethtown then to Peru and finally home to Plattsburgh — about 100 miles in all — Stacey Pulsifer stopped briefly at a McDonald’s drive-thru for a coffee. Strangely, she was sure she heard “meows” coming from her car.

“I couldn’t figure out where the cries were coming from,” she said.

She drove to her apartment on Elm Street, where she decided to inspect her Jeep for the kitty culprit, who continued to cry.

“I didn’t know what to do so I called my friends to come help,” Pulsifer said. “We literally ripped my car apart.”

Pulsifer, along with friendly reinforcements Jena Patterson and Jodie Ewert, combed over and even climbed under the Jeep, all while wearing fancy dresses from the wedding they had attended earlier that day.

What they eventually found was a frightened 6-week-old female kitten, wedged behind the Jeep’s bumper, unable to move.





What the..??  Poor little thing.  And NO ONE seen somethin' strange hanging from the back bumper????

Sep 18, 2012

RUSSIA HITS THE DIAMOND JACKPOT!

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'WE ARE SPEAKING ABOUT TRILLIONS OF CARATS':  RUSSIA REVEALS VAST DIAMON SOURCE UNDER 62-MILE-WIDE ASTEROID CRATER WHICH COULD SUPPLY WORLD MARKETS FOR NEXT 3,000 YEARS

Russia is about to start tapping into a huge source of diamonds that could supply the world market for the next 3,000 years.

Scientists estimate there are 'trillions of carats' lying beneath a 35million-year-old asteroid crater in Siberia - more than ten times the global stockpile.

The Kremlin has known about the reserves under the 62-mile-wide impact zone since the 1970s.

But it has kept it a secret until now because it was already reaping big profits in what back then was a heavily controlled market.






Holy Vodka!  That's some crazy find!

MAN CUTS OFF HIS PRIVATE PARTS - DOG EATS IT

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WEDDING ESCAPE:  MAN CUTS OFF ORGAN... DOG EATS IT.

 A desperate Egyptian who was in love with his neighbour for several years went berserk and sawed off his organ when she refused his marriage proposal. 

The woman, a divorcee, who encouraged him to have a sexual relationship with her, however, started pestering him to marry her.

According to Sada Al Balad newspaper, she even threatened to end their relationship if he did not wed her.

However, he was not financially stable to settle down with her. And when he failed to convince her, he took a knife and chopped off his private part and flung it on the street in a fit of rage.

But by the time he realised his action and ran out to collect his organ, a dog was savouring it.





We swear we don't make this sh*T up!  As for cutting of your privates - people, you got to stop doing that sh*T!  Apparently this craziness is epidemic!:


CHINESE MALWARE PRE-INSTALLED ON NEW PCS

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MICROSOFT DISCOVERS CHINESE MALWARE PRE-INSTALLED ON NEW PCS

Microsoft has published evidence of an extraordinary conspiracy in which potent botnet malware was apparently installed and hidden on PCs during their manufacture in China.

In ‘Operation B70’ started in August 2011, Microsoft documents how its Digital Crimes Unit (DCU) bought 20 brand new laptops and desktop PCs from various cities in China, finding that four were infected with pre-installed backdoor malware, including one with a known rootkit called ‘Nitol’.

Tracing Nitol’s activity back to an extensive network of global command and control (C&C) servers, the team discovered that the malware that has infected PCs to build a larger bot, most probably used to launch DDoS attacks.




Only in China?

MAN KILLED WHILE CHASING BIRDS

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MAN KILLED WHILE CHASING MIGRATORY BIRDS

Man killed while chasing migratory birds.

A Saudi man was killed when his car rammed into a big rock in a mountainous area in Saudi Arabia while he was hunting migratory birds.

The man, in his 30s, shot at the birds as they perched on trees for food but missed, causing them to fly away.

“He and his friend chased the birds as they flew away just after dawn…their car later crashed into a big rock which they did not see,” Sabq newspaper said in a report from the central province of Qasseem.

“The driver was killed while his friend was seriously injured…no birds were shot during the chase,” it added.




Craziness...

Sep 17, 2012

GOLDFISH BEAUTY PAGEANT?

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CHINA HOLDS INT'L GOLDFISH 'BEAUTY PAGEANT'



Three thousand goldfish tried to outshine each other in an international beauty pageant in China for the title “World Goldfish Queen.”

In the first pageant of its kind, the goldfish contestants were displayed in rows of bowls in the Southeastern city of Fuzhou.

The fish came from more than a dozen countries, including Brazil, Indonesia and Malaysia. They were judged based on breed, body shape, swimming form, color and overall impression.





What's next?  A worm pageant?  Craziness!


 
 



DUCK GETS RAPED BY MAN

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MAN RAPES DUCK IN TURKISH VILLAGE

A man was detained in Bursa province in Turkey’s Marmara region for allegedly raping a duck, daily Habertürk reported.

Police forces detained the man following complaints from his inlaws, who claimed he had raped one of their ducks during an overnight stay in their house.

The man’s father-in-law said he found "feathers and blood" in a bed with the duck.

The duck was "unable to walk," according to the father-in-law. The man’s mother-in-law told daily Habertürk she later discovered the man’s bloody shirt by a tree the next morning.

The 50 year-old suspect denied all accusations, calling them all "slander."

The duck was found to have suffered deformation and damage to its intestines and underwent several operations. It is now reportedly in good condition and remains in a vetrenarian’s care.




***Shaking our heads***  No comment.


MAN BUILT TENNIS RACKET THE SIZE OF A BUS

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NEW YORK MAN BUILDS 50 FOOT TENNIS RACKET

NEW YORK — Talk about having a big serve: wacky New Yorker Ashrita Furman has just built a tennis racket the size of a bus.

Furman, who holds the record for the most Guinness World Records at one time — currently 151 — hopes his mammoth wooden racket will soon join the list.

The contraption is an exact copy of the wooden one used by Billie Jean King in the 1970s when she reigned over women’s tennis at tournaments like the US Open that kicked off in New York this week.

The laminated wooden head, brown grip, red trim and inscriptions are a perfect match.

The only difference is that the racket measures 50 feet (15.2 meters) long and has a head 16 feet (4.9 meters) wide. The strings are made of water hose and the handle is so big that even a large person would have trouble wrapping both arms around it.

“It’s 22.2 times bigger and done to scale,” Furman told AFP.





Now who out there has big enough balls to use this sucker?


MAN CURES HIS OWN INCURABLE CANCER

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"I CURED MYSELF OF INCURABLE CANCER": HOW ONE MAN'S WACKY DIET HELPED HIM BEAT ALL THE ODDS

When doctors told ­Allan Taylor he had incurable cancer, he ­decided he wasn’t ­just going to give up and die.

Instead the 78-year-old grandfather determinedly searched the internet for help.

And when he found what he was looking for, he began an intensive alternative diet to try to cure his sickness.

It included powdered grass, curry spices, apricot seeds and selenium tablets.

Now, four months later, retired oil rig engineer Allan has had the “all-clear” from doctors.
“I got a letter on April 30 and I was told there was no point having any more chemotherapy, it wouldn’t cure me and neither would an ­operation,” he says.

“They said if they cut out the cancer it would just pop up somewhere else. But I was determined to stay positive and decided to find my own cure.

“On August 6 I got a letter from North Tees hospital to say a scan had shown my cancer had gone and ‘the abnormality is no ­longer visible’. I’m all clear.”




YeS!  We knew it!  The internet saved the day again!  We knew it was good for something other than all this craziness!

AMSTERDAM'S OLDEST PROSTITUTES ARE 70-YEAR OLD TWINS

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MEET THE OLDEST PROSTITUTES IN AMSTERDAM - THEY'RE 70-YEAR-OLD TWINS

Neither Louise nor Martine Fokkens fit the stereotype of a window prostitute in Amsterdam. The majority of women working in the most notorious public brothel scene in Europe are young, conventionally attractive and from outside of Holland. The Fokkens are 70-year-old identical twins, and very Dutch.

Known as the "oldest window girls" in Amsterdam, Louise and Martine have almost 100 years' experience of prostitution between them. They have been the subject of a well-received film aptly named Meet the Fokkens and have written a book about their lives, due to be released later this month.




Fockers... meet the Fokkens. F**k!  Craziness!


 


 


MAN KILLED BY BEAR AFTER SNAPPING PHOTOS OF IT FOR 8 MINS.

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MAN KILLED BY ALASKA GRIZZLY TOOK PHOTOS FOR 8 MINS


A San Diego man killed by a grizzly bear in Alaska's Denali National Park had been snapping photos of the animal for eight minutes before it attacked, authorities said Tuesday.

It was the first fatal grizzly attack in the park's history.

Investigators who went through Richard White's camera found multiple photos of the bear "grazing and not acting aggressively," a park spokeswoman told the San Diego Union-Tribune.

At one point, White,49, was just 50 yards from the grizzly.

Park regulations require hikers stay one-quarter mile from bears.






Lord! what was he thinking?  And couldn't he have just used a camera with zoom lens?  Crazy, crazy, CRAZY!!


Scorned Husband in Jealous Spray

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A FURIOUS husband has taken public revenge on his wife's admirer in an unlikely place -- his rival's garage door.
A Reddit user with the screen name igotskraped posted a photo of a garage attached to a house in Illinois, tagged with a very clear message in red spray paint: "Don't e-mail my wife!!!!"
The scorned spouse added on the smaller side entrance: "Stop now".
The images were shared a month ago. There has been no update on this very public love triangle.

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