WARNING: Some of this craziness is just NSFW or innocent minds...

Nov 30, 2012

WOMAN'S BUTT IMPLANT FLIPS BACKWARDS

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WHEN BUTT ENHANCEMENT GOES HORRIBLY WRONG: WOMAN LEFT WITH HIDEOUS BULGE AFTER IMPLANT 'FLIPS INSIDE OUT'

A shocking video emerged today showing a grotesque bulge in a woman's buttock apparently caused when her botched silicone implant 'flipped inside out'.

Instead giving her a smooth, plump appearance, the implant has popped out and is left protruding in an ugly disc shape at the back of her cheek.

In the 20-second clip, the unidentified woman slowly manipulates it back into place while explaining: 'This is my implant flipping backwards'.

She adds: 'I don't think an implant's supposed to do that. It shouldn't be able to flip.'




What the hell did we just watch?  Great, now we feel like having pancakes for some reason... eeew.







WORLD'S OLDEST DIGITAL COMPUTER RESTORED TO LIFE

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WORLD'S OLDEST DIGITAL COMPUTER RESTORED TO LIFE AT AGE 60

The Harwell Dekatron computer is a 1950s computer having roughly the weight and size of a Hummer H3 and the computing power of a four-function pocket calculator. Having been restored to its original operating condition using 95 percent original parts, it is now the oldest functioning programmable digital computer in the world. Guinness might have been onto something, when, in 1973, they named the Dekatron the Most Durable Computer in the World.

The Harwell computer was built in the early 1950s for the UK Atomic Energy Research Establishment. Never intended to be a state-of-the-art general-purpose computer, the Harwell was developed to perform simple but repetitive calculations continuously and without error. Its computational rate is about 0.1 FLOPS, similar to that of a pocket calculator, but the computer operates for long periods of time without human intervention.




Interesting.  Sounds Frankenstein-ish.  Good for them!





Photo(s) credit: National Museum of Computing


STORE OWNER GIVES EMPLOYEES HIS ENTIRE BUSINESS AS A GIFT

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A THANKFUL BEMIDJI GROCER SHARES HIS SUCCESS WITH HIS EMPLOYEES


BEMIDJI, MINN. - Joe Lueken spent 46 years becoming a successful grocer and community benefactor here. Finally, at 70, he's ready to sell the business, travel the world with his wife, Janice, and reap some of what they've sown.

So when he strides into his south Bemidji supermarket and 2 1/2-year employee Maria Svare smiles broadly and asks him, "How do you like my store today?" it might sound like a joke.

But it's not. And that's part of why hundreds of Bemidji residents are thankful this holiday season for Joe Lueken.

On Jan. 1, Lueken's Village Foods, with two supermarkets in Bemidji and another in Wahpeton, N.D., will begin transferring ownership to its approximately 400 employees through an Employee Stock Ownership Program (ESOP).






Now this is the kind of craziness we like!


FED-EX FIRES DRIVER BECAUSE OF RUSSIAN ACCENT

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FEDERAL DISCRIMINATION LAWSUIT ALLEGES FEDEX FIRED DRIVER BECAUSE OF HIS RUSSIAN ACCENT


SALT LAKE CITY — A Utah truck driver alleges FedEx fired him because of his Russian accent, even though he offered to appear before corporate higher-ups to demonstrate his English-speaking abilities.

Ismail Aliyev has filed a federal discrimination lawsuit against the Memphis, Tenn.-based shipping company and the long-haul contractor that employed him and was ordered to do the firing.


Aliyev worked for GNB Trucking Co. in the Salt Lake City suburb of West Valley. The small business owns and operates FedEx-branded trucks and provides uniformed drivers for FedEx. Aliyev says his trouble started months into the job when an Iowa weigh station gave his company a warning — but not a citation — about his Russian accent. One of the requirements of holding a commercial driver’s license is the ability to communicate.

“I think for a driver, my English is not too bad,” said Aliyev, now an independent trucker, who spoke to The Associated Press by cellphone briefly Wednesday while driving in Nebraska.





My lawd!  If we had to fire drivers because of their accents, we wouldn't have anyone left to drive! And never forget - to them, our accent is weird also!  Craziness!






Photo(s) credit: Flickr user Beverly & Pack


MEN - LADIES PREFER THIN OVER MACHO

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LADIES PREFER THIN OVER MACHO

A slim waist could serve men better than a chiseled jaw.

Macho features have long been touted as an evolutionary asset that heterosexual women look for in a potential mate. But new research suggests weight may be a more powerful driver of attraction.

Macho features such as a strong jaw and squinty eyes advertise that a guy possesses high testosterone, according to the immunocompetence handicap hypothesis. Since high levels of this masculinizing hormone interfere with the immune system, the theory goes, macho men must be extra-fit to withstand the handicap their extra testosterone confers.

However, a new study finds that while women do respond more favorably to the faces and bodies of men with strong immune responses, they seem to cue into fatness and thinness, not macho features, when making their judgments.




How about a fat wallet will serve men better than a slim one? Craziness...
So that explains why there are so many teachers (females especially), doing the nasty with their students!


'RUSSIAN FBI' ASKED TO FIND MAN'S SOUL

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'RUSSIAN FBI' ASKED TO FIND MAN'S SOUL


MOSCOW, November 29 (Alexey Eremenko, RIA Novosti) – A Christian musician from Siberia asked Russia’s Investigative Committee to look into the “theft” of the soul of a Pussy Riot supporter who doubted God’s existence.

The allegedly soulless man, photographer Vasily Melnichenko, was the first to complain to the investigators, asking them in mid-November to apply their talents to search for the Divine.

A believer since 1988, Melnichenko spent about $400 a year on church-related activities, but never obtained the bliss he was promised, he told RIA Novosti by telephone from Omsk.

If God is not real the church should be sued for fraud, and if He is found, the investigators should check whether He authorized the Russian Orthodox Church to represent Him and collect money in His name, said Melnichenko, 40.

Some acquaintances stopped associating with the photographer, fearing that the government – though not God – will crack down on him in return for the tongue-in-cheek demarche, though others praised him, Melnichenko said.







Huh?  We don't get it.  Can someone please explain?  Our brain has frozen over from all this craziness....










Photo(s) credit: Facebook


Nov 29, 2012

SERBIAN VILLAGE ON VAMPIRE ALERT

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THE SERBIAN VILLAGE THAT'S WARNING OF A VAMPIRE ON THE LOOSE

Residents of the western Serbian village of Zarozje reportedly received a unique public health warning recently, when the town's mayor cautioned that a vampire was on the loose. That is not a joke, and the people of Zarozje are taking heed and stocking up on garlic bulbs and crosses. Here, a brief guide to this bizarre tale:

Who is this supposed vampire?
His name is Sava Savanovic. Local legend has it that long ago, he lived in an old water mill on the village's Rogacica River. He reportedly preyed on unsuspecting visitors who stopped by the mill in search of grain. The water mill was privately owned by a local family who, because of the vampire lore, was afraid to use it for fear of disturbing Savanovic. The structure eventually rotted and recently collapsed, leaving the vampire homeless and, according to locals, angry and in search of a new home and new blood.

And people actually believe this?
Yes. Zarozje Mayor Miodrag Vujetic is so convinced of the legend's merit that he released an official warning after the mill collapsed, suggesting that everyone stock up on garlic to be placed on their doors and windows and to ensure crosses are visible throughout the house. "People are worried, everybody knows the legend of this vampire," Vujetic says. "We are all frightened."



Holy crap!  We hope he hates North America.  Crazy world!




Photo(s) credit:  theweek.com/

SQUEEZE THEIR BREASTS - FOR CHARITY

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JAPANESE CHARITY BREAST-SQUEEZE!

A charity breast squeeze took place last weekend in Shinjuku, Tokyo as part of the “Erotica will Save the World” event.

Is this a typical reward for donating to charity in Japan? We go hands on… I mean… just read on for more details.

“Erotica will Save the World” is a 24-hour live-streamed fundraising event that took place last Saturday and Sunday (August 25-26). Men and women (yes, that is right) came out to enjoy two days of erotically-charged festivities: Some of the areas had stalls selling goods and DVDs, other areas had fun events such as a “Masturbation Marathon.” We’ll leave the details of that that competition up to your imagination.

The most popular attraction was the “Breast Fundraiser”, which encouraged people to donate to charity. How did it encourage them to do that? Well, if you donate some money you are allowed to squeeze the breasts of one of ten lovely adult video actresses (known as oppai momi in Japanese – yes, they have a phrase for it).





Ok, this charity took place a few months ago - not last weekend, so why weren't we notified??!!  Erotica may save the world, but what will save these men from a heart attack? Is there no limit to the things you Japanese would do?  We didn't think so.  I guess that's why WE LOVE YA!  All in the name of charity folks, all in the name of charity.  Craziness...


VANCOUVER WOMAN DOUSED IN LIGHTER FLUID IN HOSTAGE TAKING...

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WOMAN DOUSED WITH LIGHTER FLUID IN HOSTAGE TAKING AT VANCOUVER 7-ELEVEN

VANCOUVER -- A 7-Eleven clerk held up with a knife and doused with lighter fluid during a hostage taking in downtown Vancouver Wednesday is safe after police arrested a suspect "barricaded" in the store.

Several passersby said police arrived at the Granville and Drake 7-Eleven shortly after 11:30 a.m. with guns drawn. Several loaves of bread could be seen scattered on the floor and a fire extinguisher was visible in front of the cashier counter.

Police said negotiators managed to get the man to release the visibly shaken woman and she was taken to hospital for minor injuries.

"Shortly after that, (the suspect) surrendered himself to police," Vancouver police Const. Brian Montague told reporters.

He said the two know each other, though details are scarce and investigators are working to find out their relationship.




Someone is watching too many Die Hard movies. A woman is doused with lighter fluid?  Police arrived with guns drawn?  Craziness....




Photo(s) credit: CARMINE MARINELLI/QMI AGENCY


MAN BRINGS VIRTUAL GIRL TO WEDDING - WIFE RETALIATES

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JAPANESE MAN BRINGS VIRTUAL GIRLFRIEND TO OWN WEDDING, BRIDE RETALIATES WITH A "SURPRISE" AT THE RECEPTION

Japanese men hold their virtual girlfriends in high regard. Even among those who eventually find a real girlfriend and get married, there are some men who struggle to abandon their digital partner.

Especially after the release of Love Plus, an addictive open-ended dating simulator for the Nintendo DS that went on to sell over 250,000 copies in Japan, stories of men who were busted by their girlfriends or wives while playing—as well as stories of men whose wives played with them—became a common sight on the internet.

While everyone has their own level of tolerance for 2D infidelity, you’d have to be one hell of a woman to allow your husband to bring his virtual girlfriend to your most important day as a couple: your wedding.

Such a woman does exist, much to the surpise of other wedding guests, who uploaded photos of the groom’s virtual girlfriend, Nene Anegasaki of Love Plus, while she was “seated” at her specially reserved spot at a table during the reception— alongside Manaka Takane and Rinko Kobayakawa of the same game, nonetheless!


In a surprise event that seems to mock the traditional cake-cutting ceremony, the groom’s Love Plus game cartridge was removed from his 3DS console and placed neatly above a…let’s call it a “sacrificial alter.” A large wooden mallet (the same kind used for making mochi) was then brought out and it was announced that the bride and groom would, hand in hand, physically destroy the game cartridge and all vestiges of the groom’s time together with Nene Anegasaki along with it.

According to an eyewitness, the groom was on the verge of tears as he brought the hammer down, and is planning on calling Love Plus developer Konami to see if “jealous wife” is covered in the warranty.






WTF did we just read???  Anyways, that's it!  If he's allowed to bring his virtual anime girlfriend, we're bringing our virtual blow up dolls!





Photo(s) credit: en.rocketnews24.com/




BUS ALMOST SWALLOWED WHOLE BY HUGE SINKHOLE

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BUS ALMOST SWALLOWED WHOLE BY NANJING SINKHOLE

At 10.30am on Thursday morning, at the junction of Taiping South Road and Zhongshan East Road, a sinkhole opened and almost consumed a large public bus and the 31-passengers on board.

Fortunately the size of the bus caused it to get stuck in the hole, and saved those on board from serious injury. The sinkhole emerged next to a Nanjing Metro construction site.








Good thing it wasn't a couple of rickshaws going by.   Craziness....


BOOB IMPLANT SAVED WOMAN'S LIFE FROM EX-BOYFRIENDS SHOOTING

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BREAST IMPLANTS SAVE LIFE OF WOMAN IN OKOTOKS SHOOTING

The victim of an Okotoks shooting at the hands of her ex-boyfriend said Wednesday her breast implants saved her from serious harm.

“Nothing had to be stitched,” Eileen Likness told the man’s attempted murder trial.

“My implants took the brunt of the force.”

Likness said a bullet fired from Fernando (Frank) Chora’s 9mm handgun grazed her right arm before travelling through both her surgically-enhanced breasts and through her left forearm.

She said the projectile, which entered her right breast, grazed her chest plate and exited her left breast, destroyed her implants.

“They were gone,” Likness told defence lawyer Adriano Iovinelli.

But she said after recovering from her wounds, she underwent further surgery.

“I had to wait some time, but yes, I had some put back in.”



Well sh!t!  No more bad words about breast implants!  Now they do double-duty - save lives while looking good! The new and improved bullet-proof boob implants.




Photo(s) credit:  Flickr user Gaynoir_


MAN BLOWS LIFE SAVINGS TO BUILD ARK TO ESCAPE APOCALYPSE

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CHINESE MAN BLOWS LIFE SAVINGS ON ARK TO ESCAPE APOCALYPSE (PHOTOS)

Lu Zhengai is so scared by the Mayan apocalypse, that’s he’s spent all his money - $160,000 - on building his very own Noah’s Ark.

The barely sea worthy boat, which he claims will save him and his family when flood waters destroy his house, was designed by Lu himself, measures 65 feet and will weigh 80 tons when finished, according to Chinese media.

Land lubber Lu, who lives in the Xinjiang Uyghur autonomous region of China – thousands of miles from the sea, began building the boat out of fear for the “doomsday” floods, predicted by the Maya calendar for December 21, 2012.

“I’m afraid that when the end of the world comes in 2012, flood waters will destroy my house, so I took my life savings and invested in the construction of this boat. When the time comes everyone can take refuge in it,” he told the Chinese News Service.

But Lu is not alone, in August the New York Daily News reported that another Chinese man spent two years creating a very different Noah’s Ark – a tough, buoyant yellow ball, perhaps better designed to cope with tsunamis and giant ocean swells than Lu’s flat bottomed barge.


Hmmm, wonder if him or anyone has room for a few more..?




Photo(s) credit: rt.com/news/





FASTEST ZL1 CAMARO RECORD SET ON THE FASTEST HWY IN AMERICA

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HENNESSEY ZLI CAMARO RUNS 203.9 MPH ON TEXAS TOLL ROAD

Hennessey sets new record for world's fastest ZL1 Camaro on the Texas SH130 toll road near Austin, TX - The fastest highway in America! Runs were made on closed course with professional driver.




Base Vehicles Features
• 6.2L Supercharged Gen IV small block V8
• TREMEC TR6060 6-speed manual
• 4-wheel disc brakes with ABS; ventilated
• 2-piece front, 1-piece rear rotors; 6-piston fixed Brembo front, 4-piston rear calipers
• 20" forged-aluminum black-painted wheels
• SiriusXM Satellite Radio
• Heated front seats
• Sueded microfiber-appointed seat trim
• Rear Vision Package
• Leather-wrapped steering wheel
• Magnetic Ride Control
• Performance Traction Management

Power:
• 707 bhp @6,300 rpm












In Related News - More Craziness from the Auto World:

NEW HYPERCARS - 1500 HP HENNESSY VENOM GT2 AND 1400 HP KOENIGSEGG ONE:1

The Koenigsegg Agera R
The horsepower proliferation war between the world's hypercar elite looks set to explode again in the next 12 months when both Koenigsegg and Hennessy will debut new versions of their Agera R and Venom GT respectively, both with significantly enhanced performance.

Only Hennessy has officially released details to us at this stage (along with projections that its new Venom GT2 will have a top speed of 287 mph), but some very credible images and details have also emerged to confirm the existence of the outrageous Koenigsegg One:1.

The Hennessy Venom GT2
Koenigsegg has been rumored to have been working on a high(er) performance version of the Agera R for some time, and the rumors gained solid foundation when Top Speed published an image which seemingly shows printed documentation and images of the new car on the coffee table at a private presentation.







Photo(s) credit: gizmag.com/


INTERNET SENSATION: 72-YR. OLD GRANDPA MODELS TEEN-GIRL CLOTHING LINE

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MODELLING FOR TEEN-GIRL CLOTHES ON TMALL, 72-YEAR-OLD GRANDPA BECOMES INTERNET SENSATION


While the whole world have their eyes fixed on 7 Chinese elderly men who lined up uniformly in black suits and red ties, another Chinese elderly man, Liu Xianping, has been posing for his granddaughter’s female fashion store on Tmall and has become an Internet sensation. (Tmall is China’s leading B2C online retailer separated from Taobao.)

Though most of the clothes Liu has been modeling for are more of the tiny, sweet and cute teen girl style with rosy shades, laces and ribbons, the 72-year-old totally pulled things off. His signature piece so far seems to be color tights and thigh stockings. Liu’s confidence in front of the camera and his long pair of skinny legs are the envy of many girls. Netizen 云眠Satsuki sighed: “He has such a good figure, especially those legs!”




Hey, if you got it - flaunt it!  Even if you're a 72-yr. old... grandpa... in girl's clothing!⍥
  ♪Go grandpa, go grandpa♫    Craziness..



Nov 28, 2012

WOMAN CHARGED WITH HAVING SEX WITH SKELETON

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WOMAN CHARGED FOR SEX WITH HUMAN SKELETON 

A woman in western Sweden who was arrested after police found skeletons in her apartment has now been charged for using the bones as sex toys, a hobby she claimed was motivated by an interest in history.

“I have never heard of a case like this and neither have my colleagues, so I dare to say that this kind of case is quite uncommon,” prosecutor Kristina Ehrenborg-Staffas told The Local.

A 37-year-old woman, who was arrested in September, was formally charged on Tuesday at the Gothenburg District Court for the crime of “violating the peace of the dead” (brott mot griftesfriden).

The prosecutor could not explain how the woman had managed to collect almost an entire skeleton, but explained that the human remains had been used in an “unethical” way.

A skull found in the woman's fridge
"In the confidential section of the investigation we have material which indicates she used them in sexual situations," the prosecutor told the TT news agency.

The woman is believed to have used the human bones for sexual gratification. The evidence that the prosecution presented to the press on Tuesday included two CDs labelled “My necrophilia” and “My first experience” which contained a number of document files and pictures.

However, a psychological evaluation of the woman shows that she is not mentally ill, at least not in any legal sense of the term.

“Some of the photos show a woman licking a skull," Ehrenborg-Staffas told The Local.




We don't get it.  We truly don't.  There are so many 'living' boners out there.  Craziness we tell ya!  Totall craziness...








Photos - thelocal.se/



WOMAN TOO FAT TO FLY - DIED. HUSBAND SUING AIRLINES

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MAN SUING AIRLINES THAT DENIED FLIGHTS TO HIS 407-POUND WIFE


The husband of an obese New York woman who died after being denied flights home from Hungary is suing three airlines, claiming their failure to transport his wife led to her death.

According to ABC News, Vilma Soltesz, weighing 407 lbs, was vacationing in Hungary when she died of kidney failure. The death came after she and husband Janos Soltesz made three unsuccessful attempts to fly back to the U.S. for treatment.

The network said that the couple was thrice told she was too large to fit safely on a plane — once while they were in the cabin of a KLM aircraft — and were denied access to the cabin.

Soltesz died while they were trying to arrange transit back to the United States. Now there is sadness for Janos and a $6 million lawsuit for the airlines.

His lawyer, Holly Ostrov-Ronai told ABC News that the airlines failed to make simple accommodations for Soltesz and unfairly denied her service, leading to her death. She had managed to board a KLM flight to Hungary, thanks to an airlift and seat-belt extender. The lawyer argued the company had a responsibility to ensure she could get home.

Soltesz was later denied access to flights with Delta and Lufthansa, either because she was physically unable to board the flight or because she could not do up her seat-belt.

In all three cases, the airlines say they did everything they could to accommodate Soltesz before regretfully declining her service.




Alot of angry comments we've seen on this one on various sites.  Also alot in favour of the airlines saying they are allowed to choose who they will allow on a plane especially when it involves the safety of other passengers.  Craziness...

ANGRY BELGIAN FARMERS SPRAY 15,000 LITERS OF MILK ALL OVER BUILDING

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MILKY DAY:  FARMERS DUMP THOUSANDS OF LITERS OF MILK ON BRUSSELS POLICE, EUROPEAN PARLIAMENT

Dairy farmers poured 15,000 liters of milk on the European Parliament building in Brussels, Belgium, in a protest against plummeting food prices. Police resorted to tear gas and water cannons to disperse the milk-spraying crowd.

About 2,000 dairy farmers from all over Europe gathered outside the European Parliament (EP) building, blocking traffic along several of Brussels' busiest streets.

The two-day protest, dubbed 1,000 Tractors to Brussels, was put together with a view to convincing politicians to take what its organizers call “efficient legislative measures” for the milk market.

"We have a European Parliament that hasn't made a move in years. We want new laws that will give insurance for our future,'' said Roberto Cavaliere from of the European Milk Board, which coordinated the protest.

To make their demands heard, farmers showered the EP's doors with milk launched from cannons.
Despite even that, the demonstration was peaceful until farmers tried to storm the fence of the EP building.
Police forces blocked their way, so the farmers switched the aim of the milk cannon against the police.
The first round of a milky battle finished with no casualties or arrests, but the demonstration is still going on as the dairy farmers plan to stay outside parliament until Tuesday afternoon.



Brussels - there will be milk! Gosh, let's hope it was 10% millk and 90% water.  Craziness...








LONELY LADIES SOLUTION - THE BOYFRIEND BODY PILLOW

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Deluxe Comfort.com
Ladies, lonely?  Looking for someone or 'something' to cuddle up to or cuddle you up? Well look no further and wait no longer because for the mere price of $34.95, your wishes can come true!


The website states to - Wrap yourself up around the Boyfriend Body Pillow. This boyfriend arm pillow is a soft body pillow that looks like the torso of a man with a comforting arm that cuddles and holds you throughout the night. Feel safe and warm sleeping comfortably on his chest.

This fun and cozy snuggle pillow is excellent for people whose partner is away on military leave or work absence. Singles, who desire to feel the touch of a man, without actually having to be with one, will love it too.

Men, don't be sad.  There's one for you too complete with boobs. As the site states: Whether your wife is away working or you broke up with your girlfriend, this hug pillow will maintain the comfort of your sleep.
.... or maybe you will enjoy a better sleep when you locate your neck in your girlfriend or wife's breast. This hug pillow has an extension that replicates the soft arm of your partner and also adds a breast-like sensation on the pillow, giving all the contour of your love one.







Well ladies, at least it won't keep you up all night with the snoring or pass some unpleasant breeze your way.  And if all else fails and you are not happy with your man, or a quarter-of-a-man, unlike the real one, you can always just dump him in the trash - no lawyers needed!  And men, just flip it over and use it as a table in bed when watching your favourite sports.   Craziness....


Nov 26, 2012

AWESOME WHEELIE BY A 2013 MUSTANG COBRAJET - NOT SO AWESOME CRASH

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2013 MUSTANG COBRA JET DRAGSTER POPS IMPRESSIVE WHEELIE, THEN CRASH LANDS

At drag strips across America, there's nothing quite like the late model Ford Mustang Cobra Jet -- a purpose-built, limited-edition drag racer designed to give leadfoots all the speed of a race car with the durability of factory assembly. This year, Ford made only 50 Cobra Jets, the top version of which comes with a 690-hp engine for $93,000. One of those 50 made an impressive wheelstand at a Maryland drag meet earlier this month -- followed by a less-impressive crunch into the wall.

Prepped by tuner Johnny Lightning Performance, this Cobra Jet had been impressive in earlier runs at the ABM Nationals in Cecil County, Md., scoring 8.9-second 1/4-mile drags at what seemed to be less than full power. Likely tuned well beyond 690 hp, the Cobra Jet lined up for its final heads-up run when it hangs in the air off the starting line.



Ouch!  That's gotta hurt!  His ego we mean... and the repair bill.







A video from inside the car shows the driver yanking the wheel in the air -- a mistake that raised the chances the Cobra Jet would bite in the wrong direction when it landed.






STEP ASIDE BARBIE WANNABE, HERE COMES THE HUMAN KEN DOLL... WANNABE

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MAN HAS OVER 90 SURGERIES TO LOOK LIKE A HUMAN KEN DOLL

NEW YORK - Meet Justin Jedlica, the human Ken doll who's undergone 90 plastic surgery procedures in the hope of attaining the perfect physique.

The 32-year-old has spent more than US$100,000 (S$122,092) in the last decade in his quest to look like a living doll.

Along with his chiselled face, he has a G.I. Joe-like body complete with rock-hard pecs, defined six-pack abs and bulging biceps and triceps - all without lifting a single weight or hitting the gym.


Like a plastic doll, his "muscles" are all fake. Nearly every inch of his upper body is covered with implants, ABC News reported.

In addition, he's had countless nose jobs, cheek augmentation, brow bone changes and lip enhancements to perfect his face. Even his firm buttocks are artificial - the work of surgeons who gave him buttock implants and a lift to achieve a "perkier" look.

He acknowledges that he could just work out to carve out those fabulous abs, but scoffs at doing an activity he calls "so not exciting, not glamorous or fabulous."








Lawd what is this world coming to?  It would be like screwing a plastic doll for heaven's sake!.. Uhm, uh... not that we know what it is like to screw a plastic doll.  Let's hook him up with the Human Barbie shall we?




24-year-old Ukrainian Valeria Lukyanova.





(Photos from yourhealth.com/)


28 GIRLS SQUISHED INTO MINI COOPER TO BEAT RECORD

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28 "FLEXIBLE LADIES" CRAM INTO MINI COOPER [ W/VIDEO]

The Mini Cooper is now confirmed as a great car with which to pick up chicks-up to 28 of them at a time, to be specific. That's the number of limber ladies you can fit in a Mini, as proven earlier this week in London.

The flexible females used every available space in the car, including the footwells and dashboard, to set the Guinness World Record for the most people inside a 2012 Mini. They beat their own previous record of 27, set last year.

Organizer Dani Maynard said before the attempt that the girls had undergone extra training and stretching since last year's record-breaking stunt. "While we have not quite been able to fit any of the girls into the Mini's glove box, there is a surprising amount of space to utilise," she told UK news site Metro.

After successfully extricating themselves from the new Mini, the team sprinted over to a TV studio where 23 of them managed to squeeze into an original, much smaller classic Mini. That was enough to break the previous record of 21. You can watch a video of the event and read the official press release below.



Uhm, let's hope no one got nervous and.. you know, let off some gas... Craziness.






GERMANY TO BAN SEX WITH ANIMALS

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GERMANY TO BAN SEX WITH ANIMALS: REPORTS

THE German government is about to reintroduce a ban on bestiality, after pressure from animal welfare groups.

Newspaper die Tageszeitung reports that the governing coalition are soon to amend the country's Animal Welfare Act to make sex with animals punishable with a fine of up to 25,000 euros ($31,000).

Bestiality was legalised in Germany in 1969, the same year that gay sex was also removed from the criminal code. After that, sex with animals was only punishable if the animal was severely injured.

However animal welfare groups have pushed for the ban to be reinstated, in an advertising campaign that used dramatic examples of "animal rape".




Oh my!  And this was legally acceptable originally because of what reason again?  Craziness...



(Picture: imago / Volker Preuße)

FRIED TURKEY TESTICLES AT THANKSGIVING FESTIVAL

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CROWD EATS UP TURKEY TESTICLE FESTIVAL IN HUNTLEY


HUNTLEY – When Brittany Snyder of Lake in the Hills took her first bite into a deep-fried turkey testicle, she was surprised. She expected it to be awful.

"Oh my God," Snyder said. "It tastes like burnt chicken. It's really good."

Snyder was one of a crowd at the 30th annual Turkey Testicle Festival at the Parkside Pub, an event that draws about 4,000 people.

Snyder, 25, attended with friend Tara Graff of Crystal Lake, who is a three-year veteran of the festival.

"I love the atmosphere," Graff said. "My favorite part is the testicles."

Graff has her own pitch to ease people's concerns about eating testes.

"I tell them it tastes like chicken, but you have to have the hot sauce with them," Graff said. "I feel like I'm eating a chicken tender."

Graff, 24, said she would serve them at her own Thanksgiving dinner if she knew the recipe.
"I would put them in a bowl and tell people 'eat these testicles,' " she said.

The annual festival takes place under a tent in a parking lot next to the tavern.

Bands play and people sing along while drinking beers to help swallow the testicles.

The 1,200 pounds of testicles are shipped in from a farm in Michigan and take a few days to thaw out.



Lawd!  The poor turkeys.  It isn't enough we have to carve them up and eat them for Thanksgiving, no.  We have to eat their balls TOO... craziness.



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FREE GROCERIES ON US - HARRIS TEETER STORE

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COMPUTER GLITCH PROMPTS SUPERMARKET TO GIVE CUSTOMERS FREE GROCERIES

Talk about customer service!

When a computer crash halted checkout lines at a Harris Teeter grocery store in Morrocroft Village, North Carolina, on Sunday, store employees served up samples of turkey and ham subs, sushi rolls and pimento cheese crackers to those stuck in line.

And then, because of the hour-and-half wait, the store gave the customers their groceries for free.

"I think Harris Teeter handled it really well. They showed how much they cared about their customers and even the customers were — for the most part — taking it in stride," Dave Coburn, one of the customers stuck in line, told the Charlotte Observer. The satisfied customer estimated the value of his groceries to be about $110 that day.



Wow.  They'll be getting loyal customers for life now!  Airlines, banks and alikes... please take note.


SINGAPORE CAB DRIVER RETURNS ALMOST $1 MILLION LEFT IN CAB

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SINGAPORE CABDRIVER RETURNS $900,000 TO FORGETFUL PASSENGERS

Turns out you can still count on the kindness of strangers.

A Singaporean cabdriver discovered a black paper bag brimming with money in the back of his taxi after dropping off a Thai couple who were on vacation, AFP reports.  Seeing the number of Singaporean $1,000 bills in the bag, the cabbie immediately got worried, he told the Straits Times.


“When I saw the money, I thought, trouble is here. I was sure there was at least $200,000 in the bag,” Sia Ka Tian told the newspaper. He turned the money over to his company straightaway.

Turns out the 70-year-old cabbie’s judgment was right, but his math was off — there were actually 1.1 million Singaporean dollars in the bag — about $900,000.




We don't know... who the hell, first of all, carries $900,000 around and who the hell will 'forget' to grab their bag containing almost one million dollars?  Craziness....


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GOLD CHRISTMAS TREE FOR SALE FOR ONLY $4.2 MILLION

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GOLD CHRISTMAS TREE FOR A MERE $4.2 MILLION IN TOKYO


TOKYO (Reuters) - For those seeking a glow to their Christmas this year, a jewelry store in downtown Tokyo has just the answer: a pure gold revolving "tree" covered in Disney characters such as Mickey Mouse, Tinker Bell and Cinderella.

The tree-like ornament is made of 40 kg (88 pounds) of pure gold, standing about 2.4 meters (7.9 ft) high and 1.2 meters in diameter. It is decorated with pure gold plate silhouette cutouts of 50 popular Disney characters and draped with ribbons made of gold leaf.

The price tag? A mere 350 million yen ($4.2 million).

But the ornament is actually a deal, said Tomoko Ishibashi, in the marketing department of Tanaka Kikinzoku Jewelry, which runs the Ginza Tanaka jewelry store.

"Right now gold is over 4,400 yen per gram. We used pure gold and had an expert craftsman form each Disney character by hand," she said of the decoration, which took 10 craftsmen two months to complete.

The combination of gold and Disney characters had spectators mesmerized.



Whoa!  That's one weird looking christmas tree.  Looks more like a golden wedding cake to us.  The things those lovely Japs come up with sometimes... craziness.











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500-YR. OLD CASTLE FOR SALE - CHEAPER THAN A CONDO IN TORONTO

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SCOTTISH CASTLE CAN BE HAD FOR LESS THAN AN AVERAGE CONDO IN TORONTO

The 500-year-old Lordscairnie Castle is for sale, but it's not exactly move-in ready.


The price of housing may be dropping slightly across Canada, but it probably won't drop enough for anyone to own their own castle.

However, for only $350,000 you can now purchase your very own castle in Scotland. And if you're lucky, people will have to refer to you as king or queen. To put things in perspective, the average price of a downtown Toronto condo earlier this year was about $360,000, according to statistics from the Toronto Real Estate Board.

But when things sound too good to be true they usually are — and that seems to be the case here. If you are thinking of living in it, it may be a bit drafty.



Well, it may not look like the ultimate summer home, and we'd probably need triple the amount of money for all the renovations but we'll sacrifice all that for having the distinction of allways being called the King of the Castle... anyday!





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Nov 21, 2012

RARE FISH STOLEN AND FILLETED FOR LUNCH

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A RARE FISH TAKEN OFF CABO SAN LUCAS ENDS UP GETTING STOLEN IN BIZARRE TALE


A fish rarely seen by humans and weighing in at 300 pounds became the center of a bizarre fish story in Cabo San Lucas, where the "mystery" fish wound up getting stolen.

The fish was described by the Pisces Sportfishing Fleet blog as having a dorado-shaped head, tuna-type body, wahoo tail (with half of it missing) and a snapper color. Pisces eventually identified the fish as a louvar or Luvaras Imperialis, a species last seen in Cabo waters some 22 years ago.

The boatful of fishermen who captured the rare beast knew it was something special, yet it became the fish that got away--stolen from under their noses.

As related by Capt. Josue Moreno to Pisces, the Marina II headed out for a half day of fishing when the crew and fishing tourists came across a huge fish circling on the top of the water.

"I thought it was a red snapper or tuna," Moreno told Pisces. "So we went over to investigate and saw this really weird fish, like something we had never seen before. It was still alive, but almost dead, struggling to breathe. So we gaffed it and had a really hard time getting it onto the swimstep. The tourists on board were amazed and kept asking us what it was, but we had no idea."


The Marina II was said to have stopped to catch a few dorado before heading in to have the big, mystery fish weighed and filleted.

Only that's not exactly what happened. 

As Pisces Sportfishing Fleet found out on Tuesday, the tale Moreno told was a lie.

The real story surfaced when Pisces spoke with angler Joe Estrada of San Antonio, Texas. He and some friends had chartered the boat Dr. Pescado II. Less than four miles from the Lighthouse off Cabo, they spotted the mystery fish circling on top of the water, they gaffed it and they tied it onto the swimstep.

"We wanted to head back with the fish," Estrada told Pisces. "We knew it was an unusual catch." But the captain said, "the dorado bite is good, let's stay and fish and I will find somebody to take it back."

So, not wanting the fish to sit out in the sun while they were fishing, the captain radioed the Marina II, and its captain agreed to take the fish in.

"Our skipper, Oscar, told the other skipper to take it back for us and put it on ice. You can hear him saying that on our video," Estrada told Doug Olander of Sport Fishing.

The video below shows how the fish was transferred from one boat to the other. The fish was hooked to a buoy. The Dr. Pescado II left it floating for the Marina II, which scooped up the fish and headed in to port.

It was the last Estrada and his fishing group saw of the fish. As you can see in the photo above, Capt. Moreno had a photo taken with the fish before immediately filleting and distributing it to people around the marina. When the Dr. Pescado II returned to port to check on the fish, it was long gone.





Look!  A fish that hasn't been seen for 2 decades!  Let's eat it!.......
Great!  It was probably the last of it's kind - IDIOTS!!






DRIVER WEARS 'IDIOT' SIGN AS PART OF PUNISHMENT

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'SIDEWALK DRIVER' WEARS 'IDIOT' SIGN AS PART OF PUNISHMENT

CLEVELAND -- The Cleveland woman caught on camera swerving onto a sidewalk in order to pass a school bus full of children stood at the same intersection wearing a sign that reads: "Only an idiot would drive around a school bus."

Last week, Cleveland Municipal Court Judge Pinkey S. Carr sentenced Sheena Hardin, 32, after she pleaded no contest to the charges of not stopping for a school bus and reckless operation on a street or highway.

Carr ordered Hardin to stand at the intersection of E. 38th Street and Payne Avenue Tuesday and Wednesday mornings this week wearing that sign.

The sign, according to Carr's orders, must be written on 22 x 22 white poster board with the text written in all capital letters in black marker.

Hardin must wear the sign from 7:45 a.m. to 8:45 a.m. both days.



We don't know if any lessons were learnt here.  That guilty woman seemed too busy texting to be worried about looking like an idiot.  It should have been stuck on top of her head or somethin'... not used as a crutch.  Craziness.



FEMALE SUICIDE BOMBER CHANGES MIND AT LAST MINUTE - HATES VIRGINS.

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FEMALE TALIBAN SUICIDE BOMBER HATES THE IDEA OF VIRGINS IN HEAVEN


ISLAMABAD (The Global Edition) – Khalida Akhtar, a 20-year-old Taliban suicide bomber, decided at the last minute not to blow herself up at the main train station in the capitol of Pakistan because she remembered that she would have to deal with a bunch of virgin guys in heaven, local authorities say.

Ms. Akhtar, who was dressed in a head-to-toe burqa and strapped with explosives, was seen just hours ago running and screaming through the Islamabad Railway Station before she was apprehended by local law enforcement.

“The young woman realized that she would have 72 virgins on her hands if she sacrificed her earthly life, and apparently the thought made her so sick to her stomach that she decided on the spot to pull the plug on the whole operation and give herself up to the authorities,” police officer Malik Rashid told reporters.

In a statement recorded by arresting officers, Ms. Akhtar explained her decision. “I’d actually never stopped before to think about the reward I would receive for my sacrifice,” Ms. Khalida said. “Unlike my brother and his friends, I’m actually not a fan of virgins. To be fair, I don’t think any woman in the world is. I’m supposed to give my life for a bunch of guys that don’t know anything about the female body or how to please a woman? I don’t think so!” Khalida added.




OMG.  This is exactly what the females around here at MFS said about these so-called virgins... "Who the hell wants virgins anyways.  You'll have to teach them how to do everything"... A BIG TURN OFF in a woman's world... apparently.  Craziness.


MAN ARRESTED FOR TELLING CHILDREN THERE IS NO SANTA

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CHRISTMAS HUMBUG ARRESTED AFTER TELLING CHILDREN THERE IS NO SANTA CLAUS

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. Now please, don't call the cops.

The legend of Santa Claus received an unofficial vote of confidence by police in Kingston, Ont., who arrested a man after he told children St. Nick did not exist.

Kingston Police said the suspect, who had formed his hair into the shape of horns, had walked through the crowd at the city's Santa Claus parade last weekend and told children Santa was a fabrication, attempting to ruin the magic of the Christmas season for all the little girls and boys.

The man was arrested for, among other things, being drunk in public and causing a disturbance.



Wait-a-minute.  Drunk?  Well that explains everything!  The headlines should have read: Drunken Jerk Arrested at Parade for being a.... Drunken Jerk!




Nov 19, 2012

MAIL CARRIER THOUGHT DEAD MAN WAS A MANNEQUIN

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MAIL CARRIER WALKS BY DEAD MAN, THINKING HE'S A MANNEQUIN

The U.S. Postal Service is defending a mail carrier who stepped around a Denver man who collapsed and died near his front door.


Dale Porch was dropped off at home last week after working the night shift for the Regional Transportation District but never made it inside. Family members say hours later, a mail carrier walked by the body to deliver the mail but did nothing to help.

KMGH-TV reports the carrier has been temporarily taken off the route. The family says the carrier told them he thought the body was a mannequin, a decoration left over from Halloween.

A Postal Service spokesman called it an unfortunate situation that probably would not have happened any other time of the year, reported the Associated Press.



Halloween.... dead body across a front door.. seems possible to make such an error.  But you'd think he'd thought it was one cool costume and started poking at it or something.  Those mail carriers must be under some serious pressures every day.  Craziness...



NHL LOCKOUT = SEX TOYS SALES UP IN CANADA

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SEX TOY SALES UP IN CANADA DUE TO NHL LOCKOUT, RETAILERS SAY


Ohhhhh, Canada!

Sex toy retailers in Alberta, Canada say that business has been buzzing this autumn, and they think they know why: The NHL lockout.

“We’d be gearing up for [NHL hockey] now, but there’s nothing, so I guess we need to find some better ways to spend our time,” Vinay Morker, owner of Hush Lingerie and More in Edmonton, told the Toronto Sun. Morker says his sales of sex toys, sex games, sexual guides and lingerie have gone up 15 per cent since October.

While not all hockey fans have traded scoring goals for scoring with each other, Hal Roseberg, who owns Edmonton's Tease Adult Boutique, told the paper that he's noticed a similar spike in business.

“I suppose that’s one of the other reasons it’s as busy as it is -- there’s no hockey,” he said.






Lawd!  Those Canadians and their hockey.  Instead of starting some kind of riot.. they buy sex toys.  You gotta love them Canadians!!


DEER ATTACKED MEN THEN STOLE CIGARETTES

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DEER ATTACKS TWO MEN, THEN TAKES MAN'S CIGARETTES


WHITEHOUSE, TEXAS — Joseph Rose and Cole Kellis were leaving their home in Whitehouse on Friday morning when they noticed a deer in their front yard.

Rose approached the deer and he says the deer seemed friendly. But then Kellis and Rose say the deer then charged them and started to attack.

Rose and Kellis ran to Rose's pick-up truck to try to get away from the wild buck. The deer then "poked" Rose in his ribs, so Rose jumped out of his truck into the back-bed. Rose says he left his driver-side door open and the deer climbed in and took his pack of cigarettes that were sitting in his center console.

The deer starting eating Rose's smokes, and when Rose tried to get them back, Rose says the deer got more aggressive.



A deer having a nicotine fit?  What is this world coming to?  Craziness....



Nov 12, 2012

COMING SOON... LIFE-LIKE MINIATURE OF YOURSELF USING 3-D PRINTING PHOTO BOOTH

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WORLD'S FIRST 3D PRINTING PHOTO BOOTH SET FOR SCAN

Ever wanted a life-like miniature of yourself or loved ones? Now's your chance, thanks to Omote 3D, which will soon be opening what's described as the world's first 3D printing photo booth in Harajuku, Japan. There, visitors will have their bodies scanned into a computer, a process which takes about 15 minutes. Then the company prints your statuette on their 3D color printer in one of three sizes.


Of course, this "photo" booth isn't cheap – 3D printing is still a fairly expensive novelty, especially for prints of this quality. And you can forget about trying to scan fidgety children or pets, as the data would get all skewed from their movements. Check out the prices based on the sizes:

Small (Max. 10cm, 20g), US$264
Medium (Max. 15cm, 50g), US$403
Large (Max. 20cm, 200g), US$528

If that seems a bit steep, the company is offering discounts for couples and families. Before you leave, you'll also be given the chance to adjust the colors of the hair and clothing on the 3D model if you so desire.



CURE BODY ODOR BY EATING THIS DEODORANT?

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EDIBLE DEODORANT: PERFUME CANDY TO CURE BODY ODOR?

We all know what to do when we encounter someone with bad breath. Politely give 'em a breath mint and perhaps extol the virtues of flossing, right? But what about a person with B.O. so funky it could peel wallpaper off the wall? Then what?


Simple. Give them a few pieces of Deo Perfume Candy, a new confection billed as edible deodorant.
Beneo, an American nutrition and health company partnered with Bulgarian candy maker, Alpi, to develop sweets that will leave you smelling like a bed of roses.

"The innovative technology behind Deo Perfume Candy is based on research by Japanese scientists," explains Deo's website. "Their studies showed that when ingested, rose oil exudes aromatic compounds, such as geraniol, through the skin. When evaporating through the skin, geraniol aromatizes it with a beautiful rose fragrance."

One serving size (four pieces) contains 12 mg of geraniol. While the strength and duration of the perfume depends on body weight, developers say one serving size eaten by a person weighing 145 pounds could last up to six hours.




Well, let's see... we got the edible undies, edible condoms, edible jockstraps... Hell! Why not throw in some edible deodorant! Buuuurp!

DAD HACKS ZELDA VIDEO GAME TO CHANGE SUPERHERO'S GENDER

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"I AM NO MAN": FOR ZELD-PLAYING DAUGHTER, DAD GIVES LINK A SEX CHANGE

Why did small business owner and gamer dad Mike Hoye spend the last few weeks hand-tweaking the text in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker so that the main character was referred to as a girl instead of a boy? As he put it, “I’m not having my daughter growing up thinking girls don’t get to be the hero.”

Hoye and his three-and-a-half year old daughter Maya have recently been playing Wind Waker together, but Hoye was bothered by the fact that even players who change the protagonist's name to something other than "Link"—which the game allows—always get addressed as though they are male. The main character is always referred to with words like “master,” “my lad,” and “swordsman.” Because Hoye's daughter can't yet read, Hoye has been reading the on-screen dialogue aloud to her and diligently transliterating the gendered language from male to female on the fly as they traverse the game's Great Sea together.

To make this process smoother, Hoye eventually decided to hack away at the actual text of the story, producing a female-oriented version by altering the game's data files. According to his blog post on the project, Hoye took a GameCube disk image (.GCM) of Wind Waker and dug into it with a hex editor. He changed all story text and dialogue by hand, then tested his work by playing the game file in the Dolphin GameCube emulator.

The modifications proved a bit tricky, since the new female-oriented wording had to be a byte-for-byte alteration of the original; even throwing in "she" in place of "he" would mess things up. So Hoye got creative, using words like “milady” in place of “my lad” and “master."

“Sentences need to be changed or reworded just because 'young lady' is one character longer than 'young man,' line breaks need to be in about the right places, that sort of thing,” Hoye told Ars via e-mail.




And all this because of what again?  Oh yeah!  He didn't want his THREE-AND-A-HALF year old daughter who CAN'T READ yet, growing up thinking girls don't get to be heros?  WTF?  Craziness...

KID SPENDS PARENTS' LIFE SAVINGS ON CANDY

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NINE-YEAR OLD BOY SPENDS PARENTS' LIFE SAVINGS ON CANDY, IS CROWNED KING OF KIDS (AND WORLD'S WORST SON)


A nine-year-old from Ukraine is no longer loved by his parents after he blew their entire life's savings on nose candy for the mouth (regular candy), according to Russian news agency RIA Novosti.

The boy reportedly knew that the money (about $4,000 in a mix of currencies) was kept under the family's sofa. Over the course of his fall break from school, he periodically removed portions of the family's Emergency Candy Fund and had the cash converted to Ukrainian hryvnas, which he used to buy sweets.

He did this with the help of "an adult acquaintance" who, according to news reports, "has been diagnosed with a mental disorder" (if being THE WORLD'S COOLEST GROWN-UP is a mental disorder).




WTF?  That's alot of candy!!  Now they won't be able to pay for his dentist - which he'll need later.  Craziness.


SUN + VODKA DON'T MIX - STARTS FIRE IN STORE

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SUN, VODKA BOTTLES START FIRE INSIDE BURNSVILLE LIQUOR STORE

BURNSVILLE, Minn. (KMSP) -Burnsville fire officials say they've never heard of so-called firewater could become a fire starter without the aid of a match or spark, but that's exactly what happened when vodka bottles magnified sunlight and started a fire inside Red Lion Liquors.

The store has been in Burnsville since 1978, and it's occupied its current building for the past nine years. They have bulletproof glass to stop burglars and vandals from breaking in, but that couldn't' protect them from a problem that started inside.

"It's the unexpected things that can kind of sucker punch you," said manager Dave Hautman.

Usually, the only kind of sun the staff at Red Lion Liquors have to worry about is a type of Spanish beer, but one of hottest sellers on the floor got a little too toasty when the store was closed last Sunday.

Surveillance cameras captured the slow-starting fire, which began with smoke billowing from a display of vodka bottles. Soon, a small paper sign on top simply melts away.

Eventually, the heat got so intense that the tops popped off of the vodka bottles, spraying streams of steaming liquor. In the end, the display caught fire, sending some flames shooting up to 12 feet in the air.

"We have shades on the windows. We'll pull them down on sunny days to protect the wine on the shelves, never thinking it would ever start a fire," Hautman said.

It turns out that sunlight coming through the window turned the vodka bottles into a magnifying glass, slowly starting the cardboard on fire while a ceiling fan above fanned the flames.




Uhm...err... uhrm.. we'll be right back.. just have to go move some uhm, err... bottles...








MAN'S ARM CAUGHT IN MEAT GRINDER AT SUPERMARKET

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ILLINOIS MAN'S ARM PULLED FROM SUPERMARKET MEAT GRINDER


First responders in the town of Orland Park, just outside Chicago, were forced to deal with a scene straight out a horror movie last Saturday when they treated a man who had gotten his hand caught in a meat grinder at a local supermarket.

When the Orland Park Fire Department responded to a 911 call about an employee at the store whose hand was stuck in the meat grinder, battalion chief Mike Schofield -- a 35-year veteran of the force -- said they encountered the kind of scene they had only seen on television shows.

"I have never seen anything like this, other than watching on TV shows," Schofield told ABC News. "It was a first for our department.

"When we got there, we found a gentleman that had up to his mid-arm caught in the machine," he said. "He was in pain but surprisingly he wasn't screaming. His co-workers were extremely concerned. Everyone in there was kind of in shock."




All we got to say is 'eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!


MAN SLICES OFF TONGUE TO WIN BACK WIFE

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MAN WHO INSULTED WIFE CUTS OFF TONGUE TO WIN HER BACK

An Indian man who showered abusive insults on his wife has blamed his sharp tongue for his cutting comments. In an effort to win back his estranged wife he cut out the offending body part.

Although Hema and Bunty Verma married for love, Hema finally had enough of her husband's cutting insults and cruel comments. She fled the marriage, taking her daughter with her.

So distraught was estranged husband Bunty that he spent a fortnight telling people he would cut out his tongue as a sign of repentance for the wicked words it had uttered. According to the Hindustan Times Bunty even wanted to cut out his offending sharp tongue, which he blamed for his biting words, in front of live media.




Well, better that part than the 'other' part.  Let's hope he can still 'tell' her 'I love you'.. without sounding lame.  Craziness..

Nov 11, 2012

MAN RAPES WOMAN FOR 10 MINS ON BUS

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WOMAN RAPED FOR 10 MINUTES ON METRO BUS


Authorities released a photo of a man detectives believe raped an 18-year-old woman for 10 minutes on a Metro bus.

The victim was described by authorities as having the mental capacity of a 10-year-old.

The attack took place in the rear of the near-empty bus Wednesday evening and went unnoticed by the driver, according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department.

"During the rape, an unknown witness, the only passenger on the bus, attempted to get the driver's attention," the department said in a statement.

But the attacker left the 217 bus before the driver became aware of the assault, according to the department. The attacker got off at the last stop where the bus makes its turnaround at Jefferson Boulevard near Slauson Avenue.

The victim reported the attack to the driver after the attacker was gone.



What the f**k?  Talk about desperado!  Craziness.


Scorned Husband in Jealous Spray

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A FURIOUS husband has taken public revenge on his wife's admirer in an unlikely place -- his rival's garage door.
A Reddit user with the screen name igotskraped posted a photo of a garage attached to a house in Illinois, tagged with a very clear message in red spray paint: "Don't e-mail my wife!!!!"
The scorned spouse added on the smaller side entrance: "Stop now".
The images were shared a month ago. There has been no update on this very public love triangle.

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