WARNING: Some of this craziness is just NSFW or innocent minds...

Jan 28, 2013

"GUNBRELLAS": TOO REALISTIC LOOKING WARNS VANCOUVER POLICE

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NOVELTY 'GUNBRELLAS' PROVOKE POLICE WARNING IN B.C.

A novelty umbrella that looked like a rifle created a tense situation at a bus stop in Richmond, B.C., and now police are warning the public not to carry the scary props.

Richmond RCMP Sgt. Sherrdean Turley said someone called 911 last November after spotting a young man with what appeared to be a rifle over his shoulder, waiting at a bus stop.

"Our officers directed the male to place the rifle on the ground, at which time, he did, and he stepped away from the rifle."

When officers took a closer look, they realized it was an umbrella, but the situation could have ended very badly if the young man had made a wrong move, Turley said.

"If, for example, he had [the novelty umbrella] on his shoulder and was simply trying to tell our officers, 'No, no, no, it's just an umbrella, let me show you,'" Turley said, holding up a so-called gunbrella. "If it appeared that he was actually shouldering the rifle — if our officers believed he was about to fire — I mean, our officers would have no choice."

The young man told police he bought the umbrella at a games store in Richmond. The owner of the chain declined to comment on the incident, but a manager at the chain's Burnaby location said he apologized to the young man's mother and says the store isn't planning on selling the item again.




Lawd!  Who was the idiot who came up with this idea?  What a sure fire way to get killed!  Craziness...




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TORTOISE STILL ALIVE AFTER 30 YEARS BEING LOCKED UP UNKNOWINGLY IN A STOREROOM

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MY PRISON SHELL:  TORTOISE'S "UNBELIEVABLE" SURVIVAL LOCKED IN A STOREROOM FOR 30 YEARS

Manuela the tortoise has been found alive – after more than 30 years locked in a storeroom.

She was finally spotted after being put out for the binmen in a box of rubbish.

And last night she was reunited with her amazed owners as they described her survival as “incredible”.

Manuela vanished from her home in Rio de Janeiro in 1982 and was given up as lost forever despite a lengthy search.

Her owners assumed she had crawled away after builders working on the house left the front door open.

It was only after dad Leonel Almieda died earlier this month that his children began clearing out a second-floor room he had filled with broken electrical items and always kept locked.

Son Leandro was astonished to find Manuela shuffling around in a cardboard box containing an old record player.






Picture(s) credit:  Mirror news


Jan 26, 2013

MISSING MAN FOUND 27 YEARS LATER IN BANK'S CHIMNEY

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MAN MISSING FOR 27 YEARS FOUND IN BANK CHIMNEY


A man missing for 27 years has finally been located, according to police reports.

The remains of Joseph Schexnider, lost for 27 years, were finally discovered lodged in a brick chimney in the Abbeville National Bank in Louisiana.

The bones were found in May, when the bank was making renovations on the second floor, which had been long used for storage, to make more office space.


The identity of the body was confirmed through DNA.

"This was absolutely the first chimney recovery we've had," Mary Manhein, who is the head of  FACES, the lab of Louisiana State University who identified Schexnider’s bones, told the press.




Craziness...




Photo(s) credit:  Joseph Schexnider, whose body was found 27 years after he went missing, served in the National Guard. ABC NEWS

Jan 24, 2013

SELF-MADE DIALYSIS MACHINE KEPT CHINESE MAN ALIVE FOR 13 YEARS

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CHINESE MAN KEPT ALIVE BY SELF-BUILT DIALYSIS MACINE

In perhaps the most desperate display of Chinese ingenuity yet, a 43-year-old man has been kept alive for 13 years by a home-made kidney dialysis machine.


Hu Songwen was studying to be a meteorologist in Nanjing when he was diagnosed with renal failure in 1993.

For six years, he paid a visit every few days to his local hospital to have his blood cleansed by dialysis. But each visit cost him £50 and the years of treatment exhausted his family's savings.

In 1999, he decided to build his own machine using kitchen equipment, medical parts and a textbook.



Call us crazy... but shouldn't he be letting the rest of us in on his schematics?



Photo(s) credit:  REX FEATURES


TWO-FINGERED RUSSIAN ROASTED BABY IN OVEN

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TWO-FINGERED RUSSIAN CHARGED WITH ROASTING BABY IN STOVE 

CHITA, January 24 (RIA Novosti) – A 34-year-old East Siberian has been charged with cutting up and roasting parts of his baby niece in an oven, police said on Friday.

Police said the man, who has just two fingers, killed the two-year-old girl after a drinking session with the child’s mother – his sister – in a village in the Borzinsky district of Russia’s Transbaikal region.
The child was killed while the mother was briefly visiting neighbors, police said. When she returned, she was unable to locate her child, who was subsequently discovered dead in the oven.

Body parts believed to have belonged to the child were also discovered in the kitchen.





Would it have made any difference if he had all 10 fingers??  At least he should be easy to spot so someone can roast his ass!  Craziness...

Jan 20, 2013

"KISS MY ASS" - KILLER'S FINAL WORDS BEFORE EXECUTION

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'KISS MY ASS': KILLER UTTERS FINAL WORDS IN GAELIC BEFORE HE'S EXECUTED IN VIRGINIA, THE FIRST TO DIE BY ELECTROCUTION SINCE 2010 


Unrepentant killer Robert Charles Gleason Jr. was happy to be strapped to the electric chair Wednesday night, but left a parting shot as his final words: "Kiss my ass."

Gleason, who was serving life in prison for a 2007 murder and also killed his cellmate, actually uttered his remarks in Irish Gaelic — the phrase “Pog mo thoin.”

The 42-year-old inmate is the country’s first execution of 2013, and the first to die by electrocution in Virginia since 2010.

He vowed he would strike again if he wasn’t put to death.

Despite pleas from his former court-appointed attorneys, who believed he needed a mental competency evaluation, Gleason was pronounced dead at 9:08 p.m. at the Greensville Correctional Center.




Photo(s) credit:  DAVID CRIGGER/BRISTOL HERALD COURIER/AP








Jan 15, 2013

SWEDISH WOMAN STEALS TRAIN THEN CRASHES INTO HOUSE

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NEED FOR SPEED: SWEDISH CLEANING LADY STEALS TRAIN, CRASHES INTO HOUSE (PHOTO, VIDEO)

In a massive joyriding accident, a young cleaning lady stole a train and crashed into a house in the suburbs of Sweden’s capital, and was then taken to hospital hours later with serious injuries. No one else was hurt in the accident.

On Tuesday morning, the 20-year-old cleaner managed to start the train, breaking her way through a line barrier after driving for about a mile only to derail and crash into a nearby house 25 meters further.
Luckily, no passengers were inside the locomotive at the time. The train, which destroyed the building’s wall and smashed the kitchen, did not kill any of the house’s residents.

“It's incredibly lucky that no one in the house was injured,” a police spokesperson told Swedish TT news agency. It was later reported that five people were sleeping in the building when the train crashed into it.
The impact of the crash trapped the woman in the engine car of the hijacked vehicle for two hours. She was then extracted by rescue crews and flown to a hospital by helicopter, with serious injuries.




Well, atleast it's nice to know the Swedes (especially the women), are just as crazy as the rest of the world!!
Choo-choo!







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BANGLADESH'S NEW 'DEATH CLOCK'

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BANGLADESH UNVEILS 'DEATH CLOCK' TO RAISE SMOKING AWARENESS

Bangladesh unveiled a "Death Clock" in its capital to raise awareness about smoking-related deaths in a country which ranks among the world's highest in tobacco consumption. Around 57,000 people die annually from tobacco-related diseases in Bangladesh, which is, on average, 156 people per day, said Sayed Badrul Karim from the Progga NGO, which is supported by the Washington-based Campaign for Tobacco-Free Kids (CTFK).

The "Death Clock", which keeps a rolling tally of people dying of tobacco each day, was installed on a busy road near the Prime Minister’s home.





FAKE VS. REAL: ONLINE HOTEL PHOTOS

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OYSTERS PHOTO FAKEOUTS

You know the deal.  You're desperate for a vacation so you start searching the internet for some sunny destination and come across this great photo:



So you book your destination with eagerness and anticipation only to find out when you get there it looks more like this:














Well, worry no more!  Oyster.com is here to the rescue!

Oyster visits hotels in person, takes hundreds of photos of each, and posts them so their visitors know exactly what they're booking into. There's a huge difference between the photos they take and the ones on other travel sites. So if that pool, which looks so sparkling blue on their shot isn't exactly azure, they'll show you.

So look before you book!  The internet is a crazy world and we need all the ammunition we can get!



Photo(s) credit: Oyster.com


VODKA TO THE RESCUE ONCE AGAIN - SAVED PUPPY'S LIFE

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VODKA DRIP SAVES PUPPY'S LIFE


A 9-week-old American Staffordshire puppy in Melbourne, Australia named Cleo received an unusual treatment recently after becoming poisoned by antifreeze. According to CNN, veterinarians gave the ailing hound a vodka drip that saved her life.

Two weeks ago, Cleo’s owners said, the dog became ill after licking antifreeze off of a car part. As the night wore on, she got sicker and sicker.

“She was giving us a bit of a scare because she was really disorientated, she couldn’t stand straight, she’d fall over,” owner Stacy Zammit said.

Zammit took the dog to veterinarian Matt Paschall, who said the only hope to stop the antifreeze from destroying Cleo’s kidneys was pure alcohol.



Man!  We have to stock up on mored vodka.  So many uses....



OVER A HUNDRED KINDERGARTEN KIDS GOT "MARRIED" IN CHINA...

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CUTE OR CREEPY?  ZHENGZHOU KINDERGARTEN HOLDS 'MASS WEDDING'

Over a hundred children in one Zhengzhou kindergarten were “married” in a ceremony last Friday, dressed in their preschool finest and exchanging rings on a stage in front of parents and teachers.

The director of the kindergarten noted that children aged 3 to 6 are first beginning to experience feelings of affection towards the opposite sex, and stressed the importance of teaching children about responsibility. During the marriage ceremony, the little brides and grooms exchanged promises to stay by their partners if they got sick, and to stick up for them if they were bullied.

This is not the first time the kindergarten has held such a ceremony, according to the director, though last week’s was the largest yet.





Say it isn't so!  Lawd!  They're starting them earlier and earlier these days!  Next thing you know, they'll be getting divorce at.... 10 years old?  Craziness...





Jan 14, 2013

VIDEO: SHARK DECAPITATED CROCODILE...

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SHARK DECAPITATED CROCODILE...!!! HUGE CROCODILE HEAD FOUND ON BEACH SOUTH AFRICA


A decapitated crocodile lies washed up on a South African beach, leaving locals speculating about the identity of the killer.

The gruesome scene was photographed and videoed by Neale and Brigitte Cary-Smith and has quickly become an Internet hit, with people wondering how the animal met its end.

Some believe the mighty croc fell victim to poachers, while others are blaming hippos and tiger sharks.




We don't know here... it looks too clean of a cut to be a shark, but maybe the sea fishes nibbled at it for awhile?  Either way, with a croc that HUGE - we'd hate to see the shark who did this!!







VIDEO: WTF IS THIS?!?

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WTF IS THIS?!?

Well, that's the title folks - WTF IS THIS?!? We guess after viewing the video you'll be saying the same thing also!



Ok so i was just editing my latest montage and this huge spider came out, so i sprayed it and killed it, then this fricken alien worm came out of it!!!




Crazy nature...





Jan 9, 2013

VIDEO: CAT CARRYING SAW AND MOBILE PHONE INTO PRISON - DETAINED

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CAT CAUGHT SNEAKING SAW AND PHONE INTO BRAZIL PRISON

A cat carrying a saw and a mobile phone was "detained" as it entered a prison gate in northeast Brazil, Brazilian media reported on Saturday. Prison guards were surprised when they saw a white cat crossing the main gate of the prison, its body wrapped with tape. A closer look showed the feline also carried drills, an earphone, a memory card, batteries and a phone charger.





Lawd!  The poor cat!  What the hell were these fools thinking?  









Jan 7, 2013

CRAZY CANADIANS: PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON! WE'RE TRYING TO PLAY HOCKEY HERE!

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WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER DRUNKEN, ON-ICE STRIPTEASE AT MEN'S REC LEAGUE HOCKEY GAME


On December 30, 2012, Tiffany and Brittany Hourie became the Thelma and Louise of the community of Pincher Creek, Alberta, breaking a number of laws in a wild night on the (very small) town.

Since this is rural Canada, not Arizona, the adventure didn't end with a defiant plunge into the Grand Canyon. Rather, the Houries' spree ended with a flash striptease at a men's hockey game.

The trouble began when an intoxicated Tiffany, 27, and Brittany, 21, side-swiped another vehicle while driving in the wrong lane, then sped off. The other driver, who was spared a head-on collision by swerving off the road to partially avoid them, called the police. The Pincher Creek RCMP set out to look for the perpetrators of the hit-and-run.

Eventually, they located the driver, a still-intoxicated Tiffany, as well as the car. But Brittany was no longer with her, and Tiffany wasn't being forthcoming about where she was.

Luckily, before the RCMP had done much looking, they got a call from the local hockey arena that an drunk woman was on the ice taking her clothes off. 

....“As she was doing that, I think they were a little more (annoyed) it was delaying the hockey game.”




What... no video?  C'mon.  Boy, these Canadians sure love their hockey!


VIDEO: 3 BURGLARS CAUGHT ON HOME SURVEILLANCE CAM

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WATCH:   THREE BURGLARS CAUGHT ON TAPE WHILE ROBBING A HOUSE IN RALEIGH

Reddit user 'MakingThings' posted this surveillance video of her Raleigh, N.C. house being burglarized to show the world the faces of the three burglars that robbed her home while she was away on Christmas break.

According to MakingThings, the burglars spent 14 minutes inside her home in Southwest Raleigh, they entered thought the back door and took several electronic devices.





What were these retards thinking.  Too bad it wasn't set up with booby traps and all.  Now THAT would have been interesting!










Photo(s) credit:  Youtube Video

FASTEST MAN WITH A GUN - DIES AT 70

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BOB MUNDEN, "FASTEST MAN WITH A GUN WHO EVER LIVED", DIES AT 70

One journalist reckoned that if Munden had been at the OK Corral in Tombstone, Arizona, on October 26 1881, the gunfight would have been over in 5 to 10 seconds. He could whip out his Colt .45 single action revolver (as used by John Wayne), shoot a target and replace the gun in his holster in .0175 seconds, and over his lifetime he won more than 3500 trophies, 800 championship titles and bagged 18 world records in speed-shooting.






ASIAN AMERICAN GROUPS ANGRY OVER 'MAKE ME ASIAN' ANDROID APP

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GOOGLE REFUSES TO REMOVE RACIST 'MAKE ME ASIAN' ANDROID APP

Google is facing uproar from Asian American groups among others over the 'Make Me Asian' app available in the Google Play Android app store, which allows users to add Fu Manchu moustaches, coolie hats, slanted eyes, and yellow skin effects to their photos because being 'Asian' is hilarious for a certain type of white person.

The free 'Make Me Asian' app has so far been downloaded between 50,000 to 100,000 times, according to Google Play statistics. Google says that it will not withdraw the app as it does not violate app store guidelines.

A petition on Change.org, calling for the removal of the app (and its equally racist counterpart 'Make Me Indian') has so far attracted over 7,000 signatures.




Lawd!  Is there no limit to what Google can and will do??  And who comes up with these apps anyways?  We think they are running out of ideas.  Craziness...

INDIAN MAN WEARS PURE GOLD SHIRT WEIGHING OVER 3 KILOS

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OH MY GOLD! TAKING OBSESSION WITH THE YELLOW METAL TO ALL NEW LEVEL, NCP CORPORATOR'S HUSBAND STITCHES SHIRT MADE OF 3.2 KILOS OF PURE GOLD

In Maharashtra the politicians obsession with jewellery is well known. Earlier there was MNS MLA Ramesh Wanjale who wore 2 kilos of gold on his person. Then there was a NCP functionary Samrat Moze (30) from Pune who wore gold ornaments weighing 8.5 kilos on himself.

However the obsession with gold has been taken to a new level and one might add absurd lengths by Datta Phuge. Phuge who is from Pune and is the husband of a NCP corporator has actually stitched a shirt made of Gold for himself.

The Gold Shirt that Phuge sports around proudly has been made up of 3 kilos and 200 grams. Phuge already sports close to 4 kilos of gold on his body (besides the shirt). He wears two huge bracelets, more than five necklaces and rings on all his fingers except one.

In fact the bracelets and the rings which he wears together weigh more than a kilo.

While Phuge claims that he has around 7 kilos of gold on his person, others say it is around 10 kilos.

Ask Phuge on why he is wearing so much gold and has even stitched a gold shirt for himself and Phuge gives a weird explanation. "I am a Maharashtrian, a Maratha hence I like to wear and display Gold." Said Phuge.








Jan 6, 2013

TROUBLESOME GUY DUCT-TAPED TO SEAT ON ICELANDIC FLIGHT

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MAN DUCT TAPED TO CHAIR AFTER BECOMING UNRULY ON ICELAND TO NEW YORK LIGHT

Get too far out of line aboard an international flight and you could be restrained in your seat with zip ties and duct tape.

That appears to be what happened to a disruptive male passenger aboard a flight from Iceland to New York on Thursday after a photo surfaced on social media showing a man bound to his seat.

Iceland Air said it could not confirm the validity of the photo, but said there was “an incident with a passenger on the flight from Reykjavik to New York” in which the passenger was restrained.

The man was “hitting, screaming and spitting at other passengers, while yelling profanities,” according to airline spokesman Michael Raucheisen, who said the passenger’s “behavior was considered to be unruly and threatening.”




Cool!  Use #1001 for the Many Uses of Duct tape!



Photo(s) credit: Andy Ellwood


Scorned Husband in Jealous Spray

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A FURIOUS husband has taken public revenge on his wife's admirer in an unlikely place -- his rival's garage door.
A Reddit user with the screen name igotskraped posted a photo of a garage attached to a house in Illinois, tagged with a very clear message in red spray paint: "Don't e-mail my wife!!!!"
The scorned spouse added on the smaller side entrance: "Stop now".
The images were shared a month ago. There has been no update on this very public love triangle.

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