WARNING: Some of this craziness is just NSFW or innocent minds...

Mar 31, 2013

'PREGNANT MAN' UNABLE TO GET DIVORCED

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JUDGE BLOCKS DIVORCE FOR TRANSGENDER PREGNANT MAN


PHOENIX (CBS5/AP) - He made headlines worldwide as "the Pregnant Man." But Thomas Beatie is finding his legal status as a husband puzzling after a judge refused to grant the transgender man a divorce.

Maricopa County Family Court Judge Douglas Gerlach said in a ruling Friday on Beatie's divorce request that Arizona's ban on same-sex marriages prevents the nine-year union from being recognized as valid.

Beatie was born a woman and underwent a double-mastectomy but retained female reproductive organs and gave birth to three children.

Gerlach said he had no jurisdiction to approve a divorce because there is insufficient evidence that Beatie was male when he married Nancy Beatie in 2003 in Hawaii.




Lawd!  It gets complicated by the minute!



Photo(s) credits:  Thomas Beatie, his wife Nancy and daughter Susan Juliette in a German TV studio in 2008. (AP Photo/Hermann J. Knippertz)

WOMAN CALLS 911 FOR HELP ORDERING CHINESE FOOD

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POLICE: NH WOMAN CALLED 911 TO GET HELP ORDERING CHINESE FOOD


HOOKSETT, NH (CBS) – A Hooksett, New Hampshire woman was arrested for allegedly calling 911 because she wanted help ordering Chinese food.

Police say 57-year-old Elizabeth Niemi called 911 to get medical help on March 15th. When the fire department arrived, they learned that she really just wanted help ordering food.







WTF?  Somebody... anybody... slap her!  For cripe's sakes!  What was she thinking?? Or smokin'??



Photo(s) credits:  boston.cbslocal.com/


'DEAD' PROSTITUTE COMES BACK TO LIFE AFTER BEING IN COFFIN

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'DEAD' PROSTITUTE COMES BACK TO LIFE AFTER BEING PLACED IN COFFIN (VIDEO)

A prostitute in Bulowayo, Zimbabwe, is bringing new meaning to the term "killer sex" after authorities thought she died during an encounter with a customer.

However, she came back to life just as officials placed her in a metal coffin.

The incident occurred last week at the Manor Hotel and the escort, later identified as "MaNdlo," reportedly collapsed and died while having sex with a client, the Herald-Sun reported.

But when authorities came to collect the body of the prostitute and put it in a steel coffin, she suddenly woke up in a panic screaming, "You want to kill me!" at the officers, according to NINEmsn.com.








"Killer sex"... hahaha... good one.           Craziness...


Photo(s) credit: youtube video snapshot


CARDBOARD COPS TO THE RESCUE IN INDIA - UNTIL IT RAINS!

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CARDBOARD COPS EXCEL AT ENCOURAGING SAFE DRIVING (UNTIL IT RAINS)

Life-size cardboard cutouts are the cops of choice in high-tech Bangalore, India, where they're doing the low-tech job of scaring drivers into obeying traffic rules. When no one's looking, drivers regularly jump traffic lights and go the wrong way down one-way streets. But with these uniformed guys watching over, drivers actually slow down, showing that they're apparently more worried about paying off a ticket than their physical safety.

The city had three cardboard police, but unfortunately, their self-defense skills were lacking and one's been stolen, or should we say, "kidnapped." Undeterred, the city plans to deploy 10 more in the hopes of lowering its skyrocketing traffic death rate.



They stand out like 'sore thumbs'! And they're stealing them already??  'A' for effort anyways. Craziness...

VIDEO: GIANT MOTHERSHIP UFO HOVERS OVER NEW YORK CITY. (AMAZING FOOTAGE)

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GIANT MOTHERSHIP UFO HOVERS OVER NEW YORK CITY. (AMAZING FOOTAGE)


Amazing footage of what appears to be a giant UFO mother ship flying over New York City.

Until anyone can prove otherwise, we'll assume this is real for now...












Lawd help us if it's real!!  We think Captain Kirk of the U.S.S. Enterprise was looking for some New York Fries!  This is some crazy footage!!


Mar 11, 2013

STUDENT ACCEPTS BOTTLE OF 'MOISTURIZER' - TURNS OUT TO BE SPERM

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CHONGQING STUDENT ACCEPTS BOTTLE OF 'MOISTURIZER' FROM ADMIRER, IT'S HIS SEMEN

Things you should accept from a secret admirer: flowers, cards, money. Things you should never accept from a secret admirer: anything that could possibly contain sperm.

Zeng Lin, a 19 year old student from Chongqing, accepted a bottle of what she thought was moisturiser from an admirer. She had rubbed half of the substance into her face before she noticed that it smelt like semen. Her flatmate confirmed that yes, that is totally semen that you're putting on your face.

Zeng pressed charges against her admirer, Guo Wen, who said he thought the gift was "the ultimate way to show love". He was forced to pay Zeng 1,800 yuan in compensation and apologise.

According to the IBTimes, Guo is still set on winning her over, "Now I know I was wrong, but I will find another way to show it".



Is he for real????  Somebody... anybody, knock some sense into this poor lad will ya??  Crazy in-love or not, you just can't go around sending girls sperm in a bottle!!




Photo(s) credit:  Flickr user @betsssssy.


900 DEAD PIGS FOUND IN DRINKING WATER

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CHINA: 900 DEAD PIGS FOUND FLOATING IN DRINKING WATER SOURCE FOR SHANGHAI CITY

Over 900 pigs have been found dead and floating in Shanghai's Huangpu River - an important source of drinking water for millions of people in China's most populous city.

According to the Bangkok Post, the Songjiang district government began retrieving the pigs' bodies on Friday night, as per a statement posted on the Shanghai Agriculture Committee's Web site.

The bodies were retrieved from the section upstream of the Huangpu River, according to the city's Water Supplies Bureau.

The Xinhua news agency states more bodies are being recovered and authorities are working to contain water contamination fears. It is still unclear where the dead pigs came from, but the Bureau has assured citizens the water quality has not been affected.



Eeeew!  Say it isn't so?  What the hell is going on there in China???









Photo(s) credit:  Youtube video



Mar 2, 2013

WOMAN SUES FEDEX OVER ACCIDENTAL MARIJUANA DELIVERY

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WORLD-CLASS SCREW-UP AT FEDEX, MOM SAYS

PLYMOUTH, Mass. (CN) - FedEx delivered 7 lbs. of marijuana to the wrong house, then told the dopers where to go to pick it up, a single mom and her young daughters claim in court.

Maryangela Tobin sued FedEx in Plymouth County Court, on her own behalf and for her two minor daughters.

Tobin claims that on Oct. 20, 2012, FedEx delivered a package to her home, which she assumed was a birthday present for her 11-year-old daughter. "Inside the package were assorted candles, candy, ribbons, markers, and crafts," the complaint states. "There were also several large vacuum-packed bags of what appeared to the Tobins to be potpourri that went with the other items in the package. Lily asked Maryangela to open one of the bags. Maryangela broke the seal of one of the bags and the kitchen instantly filled with the odor of marijuana.

"The package delivered by FedEx to the Tobins did in fact contain marijuana.
"Maryangela realized something was wrong and asked Lily to go upstairs to her room. But Lily sensed Maryangela's distress, and would not leave her side. Lily asked what was wrong with her present. Maryangela explained to her that the package contained an illegal substance, at which point Lily began to cry. Lily, breathing the strong aroma, worried she now had 'drugs in her.'"



Hey you drug dealers, like some say, next time use UPS - United Pot Service.  Craziness...










Photo(s) credit:  FedEx truck by Flickr user Dano




Mar 1, 2013

MAN'S BROTHER SWALLOWED BY SINKHOLE IN HIS BEDROOM

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FLA. MAN SWALLOWED BY A SINKHOLE IS PRESUMED DEAD

SEFFNER, Fla. -- A Florida man is presumed dead Friday after the bedroom in which he was sleeping suddenly collapsed into a 100-foot wide sinkhole and swallowed up the entire room, including furniture, local emergency officials said.

The victim, Jeffrey Bush, 37, screamed for help when the house began to collapse around 11 p.m. EST on Thursday.

His brother, Jeremy, rushed into the room and tried to locate his brother, but had to be rescued himself by a Hillsborough deputy summoned by 911.

"It swallowed his whole bedroom, his dresser -- everything in his room is gone," said a distraught Jeremy

"All I could see was the tops of his bed," he said. "So I jumped in the hole and tried digging him out. I thought I could hear him screaming for me and hollering for me, but they couldn't do nothing."

Deputy Douglas Duvall said "the sinkhole was taking the whole bedroom" when he arrived and saw Jeffrey down in the hole struggling to find his brother.

"I reached him and actually got him by his hand and pulled him out of the hole," Duvall told WTSP. "The hole was collapsing."

Rescue teams, unable to stay inside the unstable structure, lowered a microphone and video equipment into the hole but have not heard from the victim.






Scorned Husband in Jealous Spray

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A FURIOUS husband has taken public revenge on his wife's admirer in an unlikely place -- his rival's garage door.
A Reddit user with the screen name igotskraped posted a photo of a garage attached to a house in Illinois, tagged with a very clear message in red spray paint: "Don't e-mail my wife!!!!"
The scorned spouse added on the smaller side entrance: "Stop now".
The images were shared a month ago. There has been no update on this very public love triangle.

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