WARNING: Some of this craziness is just NSFW or innocent minds...

Apr 25, 2013

NASA ROVER DRAWS PENIS ON MARS BY ACCIDENT

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NASA MARS ROVER ACCIDENTALLY DRAWS PENIS ON RED PLANET


Nasa's $800m Mars Exploration Rovers have accidentally drawn a penis.

The twin exploration vehicles Spirit and Opportunity were launched nine years ago, in an effort to search the surface of Mars for signs of water erosion and possibly even life.

According to Nasa, since then the rovers have driven over more than 10km of Martian land, directed by teams back on Earth combined with autonomous cameras designed to avoid potential problems with the terrain.

It appears that part of the robots' programming involves spinning in tight circles to test nearby terrain and find new routes.

Humorously, depending on your age perhaps, that has the unfortunate consequence of drawing a certain shape on the surface, which when discovered by Reddit essentially crashed Nasa's website.



We guess from a billion miles away, it does look like a penis...


AMERICA'S NEW $100 - FOURTH TIME IN HISTORY

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MEET YOUR NEW $100 BILL


For only the fourth time in history, there will be a new $100 bill.

After a three-year delay due to slower-than-expected production, Americans will finally have an improved, high-tech $100 bill for their wallets, the Federal Reserve said Wednesday.


The bill is set to debut on Oct. 8.

What's so special about the new greenback? To start, the Fed says the the bill is a culmination of a decade-long research and design process.


The note features a series of amped-up security measures aimed at combating counterfeiters, including a blue, 3-D security ribbon on the front of the bill that moves when the note is tilted back and forth and side to side.

The inkwell and bell on the front of the bill and the number 100 on the right-hand corner also change from copper to green when the note is tilted.





Fourth time? It's about time! So what's normal?  Craziness...







TEACHER FIRED FOR PEEING IN CLASSROOM

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2ND-GRADE TEACHER FIRED AFTER URINATING IN CLASSROOM, OTHER OFFENSES 


A New Jersey elementary school teacher who had been accused of urinating in plastic bottles during class and having his students flush the contents in the bathroom has been fired after a two-year legal delay over tenure, according to a published report.

Ron Tuitt, who taught second grade in the Paterson Public School District for more than a dozen years, was placed on administrative leave in November 2010 after school officials learned of several incidents the year before that involved him allegedly relieving himself in trash cans in his classroom or in plastic bottles that students were then asked to empty in the boys' bathroom, according to NorthJersey.com.


Are they sure he's a real teacher and not someone from the PSYCHO ward?!!




Photo(s) credit:  nbcphiladelphia.com/

VIDEO: HIDE THOSE UNWANTED BATHROOM NOISES WITH NEW APP

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APP OF THE DAY:  MASK UNWANTED NOISES IN BATHROOM WITH THIS FAKE SHOWER

Love may be blind, but it's not deaf. For those of you who constantly live in fear of others hearing your gross bodily noises in the bathroom, a mobile app has finally been made to sooth your troubled hearts. Developed and released by the Brazilian non-governmental organization Akatu, the "Fake Shower" iOS application emulates the noise of a running faucet or shower, all without wasting that precious H2O. It also keeps track of how much water has been saved as a result of using the app and even awards frequent users with various badges and achievements, although you might want to hold off on sharing it on Facebook.




Lawd!  The things we come up with when we smoke one too many dubies...  Craziness.

MAN TOO HANDSOME, TOLD TO LEAVE COUNTRY

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MEET THE MAN TOLD TO LEAVE SAUDI ARABIA FOR BEING 'TOO HANDSOME'  

Meet the ridiculously good-looking man who was reportedly told to leave Saudi Arabia for being too handsome.

Omar Borkan Al Gala, an actor and photographer from Dubai, was given his marching orders along with a number of other men at a cultural festival earlier this month.

With his perfectly formed cheekbones, captivating gaze and well groomed appearance, it’s easy to see why authorities felt so threatened by his good looks.

They were so worried, in fact,  they thought the United Arab Emirates delegates might corrupt impressionable women at the annual Janadriyah Festival.



STRIPPER HAULS OVER $3000 IN TIPS IN ONE SHIFT

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WHY DO I STRIP?  DANCER POSTS PIC OF THE CASH SHE MAKES IN JUST ONE SHIFT (AND IT'S MORE THAN SOME PEOPLE MAKE IN A MONTH)



A stripper has published a photo of the money she makes in a single night as a response to the people who ask her why she does what she does for a living.

The image shows approximately $3,345 in mixed bills, as calculated by commenters, meaning that just three shifts a month would see her earn $120,000 a year in tips alone.

The thread on Reddit was captioned: 'From now on when people ask me why I’m a stripper, I’m just going to show them this picture (one day of work).'


Something is not right here.  Wall Street Journal better update their Best Jobs of 2013 list...

Apr 8, 2013

TEEN'S BEEN HICCUPPING FOR 10 WEEKS - NEEDS HELP

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EMILY MARSH, BRITISH TEEN, HAS HAD HICCUPS FOR 10 WEEKS STRAIGHT, IS 'RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS'


A SCHOOLGIRL today told how she has been unable to stop hiccuping for 10 weeks and even does it in her sleep.

Emily Marsh, 13, from Wallington, Surrey, hiccups every two seconds and is so exhausted that she has to take afternoons off school.

Doctors say her condition is extremely rare.


Schoolgirl Emily Marsh’s hiccups started on a normal day in January when she was on her way to a maths lesson.
But the 13-year-old has not been able to stop since, hiccuping every two seconds, even when she is asleep.

Experts are baffled by her rare condition and haven’t yet been able to find a cure.







Photo(s) credit: dailymail.co.uk/



NAKED MAN WITH NAKED DOLL CHASED BY NAKED WOMAN

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PHOTOS: NAKED WOMAN CHASES NAKED MAN CARRYING A SEX DOLL THROUGH BEIJING

Not much is known about these photos, which are sweeping the Chinese internet, beyond the fact that they were taken in Beijing, and that they're awesome.

Is it an art project? A sex game gone wrong? A woman jilted by a silicone mistress?

If you have further information, and want to be immortalised as the person who solved the mystery of Beijing's naked sex doll couple, please email james@shanghaiist.com.




This happens all the time - all over the world.  This one just happened to be caught on film!!  Hope she was worth it.  Craziness...


Photo(s) credit: shanghaiist.com/


Apr 2, 2013

CHINESE BURNT VICTIM GETS HELP FROM HIS PENIS

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SHENZHEN MAN GETS A LIFE-SAVING SKIN GRAFT FROM THE MOST UNIQUE OF LOCATIONS

When somebody suffers severe burns on large portions of their body, it’s important to do a skin graft as quickly as possible.  Serious burns can lead to organ failure.


That was the case for one man in Shenzhen, named Yang Qinjie.  He was severely burned in an accidental dust explosion in October last year.  The burns were so bad, doctors said it covered 98% of his body.  As such, he was in serious need of a skin graft, according to media reports.

Doctor Xie Lihua at Shenzhen Number Two People Hospital found there were only two places on Yang’s body that had escaped serious burns: his scalp, and his penis.

Xie, of course, turned to the scalp first. He scissored some of the skin and soaked it in salt water. Only 1% of skin can cover 10% of the burned area. Furthermore, the skin can easily expand evenly. But it turned out using his scalp was not enough, so Doctor Xie finally sought the last straw –Yang’s penis.






Science and Technology has sure come a long way hasn't it?  And so has this man's penis.  Poor guy.  Talk about double torture!  Craziness...


Scorned Husband in Jealous Spray

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A FURIOUS husband has taken public revenge on his wife's admirer in an unlikely place -- his rival's garage door.
A Reddit user with the screen name igotskraped posted a photo of a garage attached to a house in Illinois, tagged with a very clear message in red spray paint: "Don't e-mail my wife!!!!"
The scorned spouse added on the smaller side entrance: "Stop now".
The images were shared a month ago. There has been no update on this very public love triangle.

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