WARNING: Some of this craziness is just NSFW or innocent minds...

May 22, 2013

NAKED MAN ON SCOOTER, CARRYING HUGE CRUCIFIX SPOTTED

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OH HEY, IT'S A NAKED MAN ON A SCOOTER, CARRYING A CRUCIFIX

It's not everyday you see a naked man riding a scooter with giant cross.

Last month, Kotaku brought word of a Beijing man who ran through the streets nude while carrying a sex doll. Online in China, the images soon went viral, and one Chinese blogger compared the incident to a real-life Temple Run.


This month, the same gentleman returned; however, this time he was carrying a huge crucifix. According to Chinese social networking sites, he was once again spotted in Beijing's Wangjing area, which is known as the city's Koreatown and which also houses many tech companies.

The Chinese media even reported this latest incident by the "Wingjing Streaker". Besides the dash, there was also a buck-naked moped ride. Both with a giant crucifix.



Somebody. Anybody.  Give him something to drink... he must be thirsty.            Craziness....




Photo(s) credit:  kotaku.com/



BULLET PULLED FROM RUSSIAN'S FOREHEAD WITH PLIERS

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RUSSIAN SOLDIER HAS BULLET PULLED FROM FOREHEAD WITH PLIERS

MOSCOW, May 21 (RIA Novosti) - A soldier has been nicknamed “the Russian Terminator,” after a video was recently posted on the internet showing a bullet being removed from his forehead with pliers.
The footage, believed to have been shot during the Second Chechen War in 2000, was published on LiveLeak and YouTube a few days ago and has since gone viral.

It shows a piece of metal, thought to be a bullet or shrapnel, protruding from the man’s forehead. He is wearing a bandana, and no helmet.

The soldier’s colleague starts cleaning the area surrounding the wound, and then uses a pair of pliers to take the object out.

Throughout the procedure, which lasts about a minute, the wounded soldier remains calm and occasionally smiles, with only an odd grimace.

It is not clear why the piece of metal stuck in the soldier’s forehead without penetrating. The soldier’s fate and identity are not known.

It was also not immediately clear if the video is genuine.







SEX-CRAZED ZOMBIE CICADAS EXPLAINED

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CICADAS' SEX-FUELED EAST-COAST CRAWL EXPLAINED ON SCIENCE CHANNEL'S 'CICADAS AND INVADERS 2013

They're a bunch of sex-crazed, partying teens, and they've risen from below the earth to ruin your nap.

No, it's not an episode of "Jersey Shore," it's CICADAPOCALYPSE 2013! Billions of harmless, non-poisonous, non-biting, non-disease-ridden, but extremely loud cicadas are crawling up the East Coast right now, and they're going to be getting down in your back yard.

But what drives them to the surface after 17 years lying in wait? The hilarious duo that runs the Stuff You Should Know podcast is hosting a three-hour special on the Science Channel to explain the cicada migration and other creepy crawly swarms.

"Cicadas definitely like to party," Josh Clark, half of the Stuff You Should Know duo, told HuffPost Weird News. "Their sole purpose [of coming to the surface] is to procreate. What's interesting is that there are billions because so many get eaten -- they fill up the predators so they can't eat anymore."


May 20, 2013

CHINA: HOME OF THE SOON-T0-BE WORLD'S TALLEST BUILDING

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THE WORLD'S TALLEST BUILDING WILL BE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN EMPTY FIELD IN CHINA

A Chinese firm best known for building air conditioning units is constructing a vertical city. Broad Sustainable Construction (BSB) said this week that next month it will finally break ground on its the tower that will not only be the world’s tallest but could, according to BSB, become a model for how China deals with mass urbanization.

The 838-meter-tall (2,749 feet) tower more commonly known as “Sky City” will be about 10 meters taller than the world’s highest skyscraper at present, Dubai’s Burj Khalifa. Moreover, it will be stationed in the southern provincial capital of Changsha of about 7 million people—tiny compared to cities like Beijing or Shanghai.






Can we get any higher?  We guess not!  This ongoing 'pig-headed' contest of who can out-build who for the world's tallest structure will never end!  Craziness...




Photo(s) credit:  A visualization of “Sky City”.Broad Group


May 16, 2013

HOMER SIMPSON LOOK-ALIKE DISCOVERED IN FLOWER ROOT

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'HOMER SIMPSON' ROOT UNEARTHED IN CHINA DOESN'T LOOK AT ALL THAT MUCH LIKE FAMOUS ANIMATED DAD (D'OH!)



This fleece flower root that was reportedly dug up by a pair of farmers in China bears somewhat of a resemblance to Homer Simpson of the classic, long-running animated series, "The Simpsons."

Some might say the resemblance is striking, but it mostly only holds up when compared to some of the other stuff people think looks like Homer. D'oh!






Photo(s) credit:  huffingtonpost.com/

MARIJUANA FED TO PIGS TO PRODUCE HIGH QUALITY MEAT

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BUTCHER BB RANCH IS FEEDING MARIJUANA TO PIGS

In a quick conversation with BB Ranch butcher William von Schneidau recently, he said to me, “Oh, and, by the way, we are feeding our pigs marijuana now. We’re calling them pot pigs.”

At first I didn’t think I heard him right. Then I thought he might be joking. But he wasn’t. The Pike Place Market butcher shop is most definitely adding “weed to the feed,” as Schneidau says in this getting-funky-with- it video about his recent Pot Pig Gig dinner.

Seattle got its first taste of marijuana-fed pigs at this event in March, when BB Ranch served a head-to-tail menu of swine fed on stems, leaves, and root bulbs from Top Shelf Organic, a medical marijuana co-op.




Uhm, we'll take a dozen...   Craziness.



Photo(s) credit:  now.msn.com/


May 8, 2013

CONSTANT RUNNY NOSE TURNS OUT TO BE LEAKY BRAIN FLUID

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MAN'S CHRONIC RUNNY NOSE WAS ACTUALLY BRAIN FLUID LEAKING

PHOENIX - Arizona had one of the worst allergy seasons in recent memory this year. Even people who normally don't suffer found themselves with itchy eyes and runny noses.

Thankfully it's only a couple months out of the year, but for one valley man, he had year-round allergy symptoms. A runny nose all the time.

He was shocked to find out after years of suffering, his runny nose was really a leaking brain.

Joe Nagy first noticed it when he sat up to get out of bed.

"Brooop! This clear liquid dribbled out of my nose like tears out of your eyes. I go what is this?"

A runny nose that got worse.

"Once or twice a week. Then pretty soon it was all the time."

He started taking allergy medicine, but the runny nose didn't stop.

"I got to the point where I had tissues all the time. in my pocket full of tissues always had them all folded up."

He still remembers the embarrassing moments when he couldn't get to the tissues in time, like when he was picking up blueprints for his model airplanes.

"It was about a teaspoon full. Splashed all over the top sheet... I said, these damn allergies. I was embarrassed as hell."

Fed up with the runny nose, Joe went to a specialist to test that fluid dripping out of his nose and found out it wasn't a runny nose. It was leaking brain fluid.













Speaking of brain, Allison M. and friends over at the Online College Courses website, sent in this great, interactive model of:

The Basic Functions of the Brain
A great and fun way to learn how your brain really functions!






VIDEO: BEAR VS MONKEY RACE GOES TERRIBLY WRONG

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BEAR VS MONKEY RACE IN SHANGHAI PARK GOES HORRIBLY WRONG (VIDEO)

The race between two monkeys and a bear on cycles in Shanghai Wild Animal Park started off just  fine and it was all okay until a second lap crash between one of the monkeys and the bear turned the wild animal furious. You can see the animal park workers trying to rescue the money from the clutches of the bear.






Say it isnt' so?  Why would you want to race animals against each other on a bicycle?  Oh yeah, to entertain fools like us.  Craziness...







May 3, 2013

PEEPING PERVS FALL THROUGH WOMEN'S BATHROOM CEILING

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PEEPING TOMS FALL THROUGH CEILING OF WOMEN'S BATHROOM


Two men fell through a woman’s restroom ceiling while attempting to spy on them, police said.

According to a story in the Atlanta Journal Constitution, the incident occurred at an Atlanta-area movie complex, the Venture Value Cinema in Duluth, Ga.

The suspects, 26-year-old Eduard Petrovich Kovynev and 27-year-old Eduard Alexander Kovynev, who apparently were more interested in the bathroom than the big screen, allegedly crawled through the men’s room ceiling over to the women’s room “and then fell through, landing directly inside the stalls.”

According to the paper, an officer wrote in the arrest warrant that the suspects were "invading the privacy of various customers."
The two were charged with peeping Tom and criminal damage to property.




Who the hell still does this nowadays?  Talk about desperados!!!  Craziness...






Photo(s) credit:  yahoo.com courtesy of (ThinkStockPhotos)




MAN WEARING "JAIL SUCKS!" T-SHIRT, ARRESTED

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FLORIDA MAN WEARING "JAIL SUCKS!" T-SHIRT IS BOOKED INTO JAIL FOR WELFARE FRAUD

The 39-year-old was one of dozens of Florida residents arrested today on welfare fraud charges. Castner and his codefendants were swept up in “Operation Meal Ticket,” an undercover probe run by the Manatee County Sheriff's Office.

Castner, who is locked up in lieu of $5000 bond, was charged with felony welfare fraud for allegedly selling Electronic Benefits Transfer (EBT) cards to undercover agents. Some suspects used the proceeds of the illegal EBT card sales to purchase drugs and alcohol, according to investigators.

As seen above, when Castner was arrested today he was wearing a t-shirt with the message “Jail Sucks!” and a drawing of a stripe-wearing inmate behind a set of bars. Castner had to replace the shirt with a blue smock when he was subsequently booked into the county lockup....




Crazy fool....



Photo(s) credit:  "Meet Don Castner"@ thesmokinggun.com/buster/


SHINY DOG BOWL STARTS HOUSE FIRE

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OFFICIAL:  SHINY DOG BOWL SPARKS CALIF. HOUSE FIRE



SANTA ROSA, Calif. -
A Northern California couple might be able to blame this one on the dog.

Authorities say sun refracted off the dog's shiny water bowl and ignited a fire at Terry and Shay Weisbrich's Santa Rosa home on Wednesday afternoon.

The fire was quickly put out, but it left a hole in the siding...









Sure.  Blame this one on the dog.  Craziness...


May 2, 2013

VIDEO: GIRL SNORTS CONDOM UP HER NOSE AND THRU HER MOUTH

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GIRL SNORTS A CONDOM UP HER NOSE AND PULLS IT OUT HER MOUTH

Some people are just born to be circus freaks. Amber Strong has a unique talent that will surely propel her to the Hall of Fame for Letterman's Stupid Human Tricks. The girl can snort a condom up her nose and pull it out of her mouth. Yes, she's a jimmy hat snorter.

No telling how Amber came across this unique talent, I like to imagine it all went down on the set of Spring Breakers in between takes with James Franco yelling "snort that rubber!" Whatever the case, this skill will undoubtedly make her the main attraction of any college party, or eventually result in a trip to the emergency room. Probably both.






Hey!  What can we say?  Some people are just more talented than others!  Craziness...  Still can't get enough?  Then check out in real time below!  Eeew!





Snorting Condoms: Gross or Sexy?





Photo(s) credit:  heavy.com/


MASTURBATE-A-THON 2013 - FIRST EVER... IN PHILLY

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MASTURBATE-A-THON 2013 IN PHILADELPHIA CELEBRATES NATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH

This fundraiser is a stroke of genius.

Philadelphia's first Masturbate-a-Thon began Wednesday -- to mark this beginning of National Masturbation Month -- but won't finish until May 27, Philadelphia Magazine reports. And everyone's excited.

Sponsors can donate money for every hour participators spend... being charitable.

Profits go to local sex education groups, ScrewSmart and Pleasure Rush!.

Fundraising efforts can be logged on Crowdrise.com. Through the event, the site hopes to ignite conversations that reduce the stigma around expressing sexuality, promote sexual health, and emphasize the importance of pleasure.





Lawd! The world must be coming to an end. It's a hand and arm-ageddon!!   Crazinesss...





Photo(s) credit:  blogs.sfweekly.com/


WOMAN CALLS 911 ON KITTENS HAVING SEX IN HER YARD

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WOMAN CALLS 911 TO REPORT KITTENS HAVING SEX IN HER YARD: COPS
Yes, a Wisconsin woman caught two little cats doing it like animals in her yard, and called 911 to report kitten sex. Kids these days, no sense of decency.

Whether the cops followed up on the 911 call is unknown but I’m guessing they probably told her to film it and put it on YouTube like any other normal person. Either that or just spray them down with a hose. You’d probably doing your neighbors a favor since cat sex can be really loud.

But you’d think someone from a state where people wear cheese hats in public wouldn’t be phased by the sight of two cats getting it on, right?





Somebody.  Anybody.  Get her a freakin' cat!  Craziness we tell ya!  Craziness...




Photo(s) credit:  Flickr user jurvetson


300 GALLONS OF PEE FOUND IN MAN'S HOME

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300 GALLONS OF URINE FOUND IN MAN'S HOME

Police are trying to figure out exactly how to handle one man’s truly wasteful collection after 300 gallons of bottled urine were discovered inside a residential home.

According to the News-Times, Connecticut Department of Energy & Environmental Protection (DEEP) spokesman Dennis Schain said authorities found “200 to 300 one-gallon plastic jugs filled with human urine" during a search of the man’s home in Watertown, Connecticut.

Police have declined to publicly release the man’s name, as he has not yet been formally charged with a crime.

"An environmental contractor ... was brought into help deal with this under our supervision," Schain told the paper, saying DEEP authorities were called in to assess what he described as a home "in a state of disrepair."

Despite the disturbing and unusual nature of the urine collection, Schain said it’s unlikely authorities will actually charge the man with a crime. He’s not the first person to store his own urine, with these cases often tied to mental illness.






Great!  Maybe he can share some with that lady addicted to her own piss!  Eeew! Cripes almighty!




Photo(s) credit:  yahoo.com/


WORLD RECORD - TWINS BORN 87 DAYS APART

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MIRACLE TWINS BORN A RECORD 87 DAYS APART


As Maria Jones-Elliott hugs her two babies, she hails them as “little miracles”.

For twins Amy and Katie were ­incredibly born 87 days apart.

Maria went into labour four months early, giving birth to Amy – but Katie did not arrive until three months later.

Their incredible births will now ­become a Guinness World Record for the “longest interval between the birth of twins”. The previous record is 84 days.

Doctors have told Maria and husband Chris they have achieved the medical equivalent of winning the lottery, with both girls surviving and healthy.

Maria, who has two other children, told how she was torn between joy and worry after Amy’s dangerously early arrival as Katie stayed in her womb, clinging to existence.

“I call the girls our little miracles,” she said. “As I held Amy for the first time I stroked my bump and prayed to God. I just wanted my girls to be together and safe and well.






Photo(s) credit:  mirror.co.uk/news/




MAN BLEW LIFE SAVINGS AT CARNIVAL, WINS GIANT RASTA BANANA

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MAN LOSES LIFE SAVINGS PLAYING CARNIVAL GAME, WINS GIANT BANANA

One man never imagined he would spend his life savings on a giant stuffed banana with dreadlocks.

Henry Gribbohm, 30, lost $2600 – his entire savings – on a game called Tubs of Fun at a Manchester, NH., carnival. He wanted to win an Xbox Kinect (retail value of around $100), but quickly lost $300 on the game when the balls he tossed, bounced out of the tubs. Instead of cutting his losses, he went home to get the rest of his savings, which he lost as well in a few rounds of double or nothing.

“You just get caught up in the whole ‘I’ve got to win my money back,’” Gribbohm told CBS. “You’re expecting the kids to win a few things, let the kids have a good time,” Gribbohm said. “It just didn’t turn out that way.”







Well, you can always get an X-box for $300 or less ANYWHERE, but a rasta banana??  Craziness....




Scorned Husband in Jealous Spray

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A FURIOUS husband has taken public revenge on his wife's admirer in an unlikely place -- his rival's garage door.
A Reddit user with the screen name igotskraped posted a photo of a garage attached to a house in Illinois, tagged with a very clear message in red spray paint: "Don't e-mail my wife!!!!"
The scorned spouse added on the smaller side entrance: "Stop now".
The images were shared a month ago. There has been no update on this very public love triangle.

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