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Aug 30, 2013

POLISH WOMAN WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH 100,000 MEN

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ANA LISEWSKA, POLISH WOMAN, WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH 100,000 MEN 

It's good to have a goal in life, but the one purportedly expressed by a woman in Warsaw, Poland, may be a stretch.

Ania Lisewska, 21, is allegedly attempting to travel to every city in the world so she can have sex with at least 100,000 men for 20 minutes each.

"I want men from Poland, Europe and all around the world. I love sex, fun and men," she said, according to the Austrian Times. "In Poland the subject of sex is still taboo and anyone who wants to fulfill their sexual fantasies is considered a deviant, a whore or mentally ill."

The supposed sex marathon allegedly began last month in Warsaw, according to her Facebook page, and she hopes to have her way across Poland before moving to other countries.

So far, she's had sex with 284 men, according to Fakt.pl and didn't let the fact she has a serious boyfriend stop her.

He told the Polish language website he was "not thrilled" with her unusual hobby, but had no choice and "had to come to terms" with it.

Her Facebook page currently only has slightly more than 9,000 likes, (more like 17,342), but Lisewska is allegedly attempting to attract potential partners by setting up a website where they can register and kept apprised of her current activities.









Well, we want to have a hundred thousand dollars in our pockets - at least for 20 mins, but we ALL can't get what we want now can we.   Craziness....





Photo(s) credit:  fakt.pl/


COUPLE CAUGHT HAVING SEX AT HOME DEPOT

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COUPLE ARRESTED FOR SHACKING UP AT HOME DEPOT

AUGUST 29--A South Carolina couple was arrested yesterday for having sex inside a display shed at a Home Depot, police report.

Emily Craig, 20, and Shaun Bowden, 31, were nabbed after cops were called to the store in North Charleston around 8:40 AM.

Officers were dispatched to the business “in reference to an male and female entering a display shed on the property, closing the door behind themselves and remaining inside,” according to a North Charleston Police Department report.

An inspection of the outdoor sheds turned up Craig and Bowden. Craig, cops noted, was “partially clothed; the top of her dress was untied, hanging at her waist.” Bowden was shirtless and “had his pants down near his knees; his penis was exposed.”

During subsequent questioning of the duo, “it became apparent that they were engaged in sexual intercourse within the shed.”





My lawd!  We can't even shop at the damn depot for a screw without getting screwed!  Now we'll never look at another shed the same way again.  What the hell is this world coming to!   Craziness....





Photo(s) credit:  thesmokinggun.com/



VIDEO: PLASTIC SURGEON CREATES HIS PERFECT WIFE

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PLASTIC SURGEON SCULPTS AND MARRIES THE PERFECT WOMAN

PLASTIC surgeon David Matlock has created ideal bodies for himself and his wife - enabling them to compete as BODYBUILDERS. David and Veronica, 38, gained their perfect male and female physiques through a gruelling diet, fitness regime, and body-sculpting procedures. But when the couple first met David was immediately smitten with the beautiful brunette, and suggested she have a "Wonder Woman Makeover," involving liposuction of the chin, arms, and legs, and a Brazilian butt lift. He's been helping her to enhance her figure ever since.


Lawd!  We think this story fall under all our categories: CRAZY-Love, CRAZY-Dumb, CRAZY-Beauty, CRAZY-Men, CRAZY-Women, CRAZY-People...   CRAZINESS!!!











Photo(s) credit:  Youtube snapshot.

Aug 29, 2013

MAN SHOOTS MARIJUANA-WRAPPED ARROW INTO JAIL

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SHERIFF: MAN SHOOTS ARROW WRAPPED WITH MARIJUANA AT WHATCOM COUNTY JAIL 

BELLINGHAM - A Bellingham man wrapped a baggie of marijuana around an arrow and fired it at the second-floor recreation area of Whatcom County Jail on Tuesday morning, Aug. 27, according to the sheriff's office.

David Wayne Jordan, 36, later claimed he had been aiming at a squirrel.

"He had no explanation as to why squirrel hunting requires attaching marijuana to an arrow," said Whatcom County Sheriff Bill Elfo.

A civilian employed by the sheriff's office saw Jordan get out of his red Ford pickup at 8:40 a.m. on the south side of the jail, 311 Grand Ave., with a hunting bow and arrow. He fired the marijuana missile upward toward a mesh screen near the top of the second-floor, fresh-air exercise area for inmates, Elfo said. If fired at a perfect angle, the sheriff added, an arrow might squeeze through the screen.

But, apparently, this marksman was no Robin Hood. The arrow - along with a few grams of marijuana and a yet-to-be-identified substance - missed its target and landed on the roof.




Lawd!  What was he thinking??  Desperate times calls for desperate measures we guess!   Craziness...



Photo(s) credits:  Whatcom County Sheriff's Office released this photo of an arrow with a baggie of marijuana attached that a Bellingham man allegedly fired at the second-floor recreation area of Whatcom County Jail on Tuesday, Aug. 27, 2013. David Wayne Jordan, 36, later claimed he had been aiming at a squirrel.
WHATCOM CO. SHERIFF'S DEPT. — COURTESY TO THE BELLINGHAM HERALD



RESEARCHERS ACHEIVE BRAIN-TO-BRAIN COMMUNICATION IN HUMANS

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RESEARCHER CONTROLS COLLEAGUE'S MOTIONS IN 1ST HUMAN BRAIN-TO-BRAIN INTERFACE

University of Washington researchers have performed what they believe is the first noninvasive human-to-human brain interface, with one researcher able to send a brain signal via the Internet to control the hand motions of a fellow researcher.

Using electrical brain recordings and a form of magnetic stimulation, Rajesh Rao sent a brain signal to Andrea Stocco on the other side of the UW campus, causing Stocco’s finger to move on a keyboard.

While researchers at Duke University have demonstrated brain-to-brain communication between two rats, and Harvard researchers have demonstrated it between a human and a rat, Rao and Stocco believe this is the first demonstration of human-to-human brain interfacing.

“The Internet was a way to connect computers, and now it can be a way to connect brains,” Stocco said. “We want to take the knowledge of a brain and transmit it directly from brain to brain.”

The researchers captured the full demonstration on video recorded in both labs. The following version has been edited for length. This video and high-resolution photos also are available on the research website.






Aug 27, 2013

VIDEO: STUDENT AD SHOWS MERCEDES RUNNING OVER YOUNG ADOLF HITLER

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MERCEDES RUNS OVER YOUNG ADOLF HITLER IN CONTROVERSIAL STUDENT AD

A fake ad in which a young Adolf Hitler is killed by a Mercedes got no love from the auto brand for the spot's darkly comic revisionism.

The clip, done by German film school students for the First Steps film competition sponsored in part by Mercedes-Benz, shows a Mercedes C-Class winding through Hitler's Austrian hometown. The vehicle's collision-prevention feature helps it avoid hitting two girls in the village, but the car then plows over a young Hitler as his mother screams his name.

For a split-second (watch carefully above) on impact, we see the mass killer the boy would have become; instead, he ends up dead, twisted in the form of a swastika.

"Detects dangers before they come up," the kicker says of the car's technology.

Mercedes spokesman Tobias Mueller told The Huffington Post that the brand dispatched its lawyers to order the filmmakers to include a disclaimer that notes the ad has no relation to the auto brand whatsoever.






Aug 24, 2013

MEET THE CIGARETTE SMOKING TURTLE

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THERE'S A CIGARETTE SMOKING TURTLE IN CHINA

If you've ever wondered how addictive cigarettes are, look no further than this turtle.

Various Chinese TV news programs are reporting that a man in Changchun owns a turtle that smokes ten cigs a day. The turtle even makes chirping noises when it wants smokes or walks over to its owner when he's puffing away. Make that, walks slowly.

Animals picking up nicotine habits isn't unheard of, but they are often monkeys (here or here, for example). But a turtle that smokes? More amazing (or depressing) is that apparently there already was another turtle in China a few years back that also smoked. This isn't a first!

The reptile picked up the habit this June when its owner flipped the animal to remove a thorn from the animal's underbelly. According to the owner, the turtle tried to bite him, so to pacify the critter, he put a cigarette in its mouth. The turtle was hooked.

Now, the owner said he's trying to get his pet to quit, saying he's shelling out too much on tobacco—which isn't exactly the owner worrying about the turtle's health (um, animal abuse?).







Say whaaaaat??




Photo(s) credit:  kotaku.com/



VIDEO: LADY GAGA STRIPS DOWN NAKED...

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LADY GAGA STRIPS DOWN NAKED FOR MARINA ABRAMOVIC'S KICKSTARTER ART PROJECT

Lady Gaga has left absolutely nothing to the imagination.

In a video to promote a Kickstarter campaign to help fund the Marina Abramovic Institute, the 27-year-old "Born This Way" singer usually known for her bizarre ensembles can be seen completely stripped down to her birthday suit.

In the clip, Gaga is on a "three-day retreat in upstate New York" with performance artist Marina Abramovic in which she practices "a series of exercises designed to heighten participants' awareness of their physical and mental experience in the present moment."










Photo(s) credit:  nydailynews.com/ 

EATING SOUP MADE OUT OF BABIES - FOR SEX

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CHINESE EAT BABY SOUP FOR SEX

Some Chinese people are known to be eating babies, and the news, which has been circulating through the internet and via email, is shocking the world.

An email report received by The Seoul Times confirmed that news with several vivid and appalling pictures of human embryos and fetuses being made into a soup for human consumption.

The report went on. A town in the southern province of Canton (Guangdong) is now in focus. Chinese folks there are enjoying baby herbal soup to increase overall health and stamina and the power of sexual performance in particular.


A human baby is being prepared for food in China.

The cost in Chinese currency is approximately Rs 2,000 (which is about US$4,000).

A factory manager was interviewed and he testified that it is effective because he is a frequent customer.

It is a delicacy whereby expensive herbs are added to boil the baby with chicken meat for eight hours.

He pointed to his second wife next to him. She is 19 years old. The 62-year-old man testified that they have sex everyday.

After waiting for a couple of weeks he took the reporter to the restaurant when he was informed by the restaurant manager that the spare rib soup (local code for baby soup) was now available.








Lawd!  What the hell is going on here?  Is there no limit to our madness??  Craziness... beyond craziness...




Photo(s) credit:  The Seoul Times



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BLACK MAGIC? MAN'S MANHOOD SHRINKING AFTER DUMPING GIRLFRIEND

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MAN'S PRIVATE PART DISAPPEARS AFTER DUMPING A PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND

A 35 year old man from Mutare's Dangamvura high-density suburb will live to regret his decision to dump a pregnant girlfriend after his manhood started to mysteriously shrink, leaving him in excruciating pain since the day he showed her the exit.

Brian Phiri of Number 28, N Section of Dangamvura, who is now left with just less than two centimetres, is now having difficulties when urinating.
A distraught Phiri offered The Weekender reporters to take sight of what now remains of his manhood.

Shocked reporters were convinced that indeed, he had a big problem.Phiri alleges that his predicament was because his estranged girlfriend was punishing him for refusing to marry her.He is now paying the price of ditching her, he believes.

"I was in love with Elizabeth Nyakwenda (20) of Mt Darwin and she fell pregnant around January this year.

“She came to our place in Dangamvura, but I told her that I could not take her in since I am not employed and staying at my parents' place.

"In fact, I told her to be patient and would marry her as soon as I sort out my things. She stayed at our place for about three days before she left for Mt Darwin in a huff.

'The only thing she told me on her departure was that uchanditsvaga, unofunga kuti wakangwara. (You will look for me, you think you are clever). I then started feeling intense pain around my private parts late last month.

"My male organ started shrinking and as we speak I am no longer able to urinate properly. My testicles are also swelling. I realised that she had done something to punish me for refusing to marry her," he said.






Photo(s) credit:  Pregnant woman - zimbabwenewsonline.com/

COUPLE FALL TO DEATH HAVING SEX

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COUPLE HAVING SEX AGAINST WINDOW FALL TO THEIR DEATHS: REPORT

A steamy lovemaking session turned tragic after a couple in China reportedly fell out of a window to their deaths, The Sun reports.

The lovebirds from Wuhan, central China, were having sex against a glass pane when the poorly constructed window broke under the weight of their passion.

Clinging to each other even in those last moments, the couple hurtled to the ground.

Their blood spattered on the ground as medical personnel scrambled to the scene.

According to the netizen, it seems the couple didn’t notice the windows were in poor condition in their moment of pleasure. Just as the female climaxed and involuntarily arched her back, the windows broke, and she lost balance. With the two of them holding each other tight, they fell out of the building.

A netizen sighed that all sorts of bizarre things happen when the weather is hot.

WARNING: An image of the couple’s bodies on the ground was included with the article that may be upsetting to certain viewers. Discretion advised.







Photo(s) credit:  A couple in China are believed to have fallen to their deaths when a window they were having sex against gave way.



Aug 19, 2013

MAN SURVIVES BEING STRUCK BY 110 MPH TRAIN

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MAN SURVIVES BEING HIT 'STRAIGHT ON' BY AMTRAK TRAIN TRAVELLING AT 110 MPH

A Michigan man has been released from intensive care after remarkably surviving being struck by an Amtrak train going at 110 miles per hour.

Darryl See, 22, was hit by a Chicago-bound train as he walked along the tracks east of Michigan City on Friday.

According to reports the train sounded its horn a number of times but Mr See, who was listening to music at the time, failed to hear it.

He underwent surgery at Memorial Hospital in South Bend to put a plate in his neck and had several crushed vertebrae.




Uhm, can we get him to purchase us some lotto tickets??....  Craziness....





Photo(s) credit:  Darryl See, 22, was hit by a Chicago-bound train as he walked along the tracks east of Michigan City on Friday

70-YRD. OLD MAN HAS 10CM FORK REMOVED FROM PENIS

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SHOCKING X-RAY: DOCTORS REMOVE FORK FROM PENIS OF 70-YEAR-OLD AUSTRALIAN MAN

Doctors in Canberra have removed a 10-centimetre fork from the penis of a 70-year-old man who inserted it into his uretha in an attempt to achieve sexual gratification.

The case is considered so unusual it was written-up by three doctors in the International Journal of Surgery Case Report last month.

According to the report the man presented at Canberra Hospital emergency department with a bleeding sexual organ.

The Canberra Times says he told doctors he had inserted the piece of cutlery into his urethra almost 12 hours earlier in an attempt to achieve sexual gratification, but the fork - perhaps unsurprisingly - became stuck.

Doctors were able to feel the fork from outside and remarkable x-ray images showed the utensil wedged into the man's penis.






70-years old?  Are you shittin' us?  Is he for real. Talk about Penis of Steel....   Craziness we tell ya. CRAZINESS!!  And you think that x-ray is shocking, check out a few more pics from this story at our OMG! -Amazing Pikchaz site!



Photo(s) credit:  independent.co.uk/news/


Aug 13, 2013

MMMM... THE US $330,000 LAB-GROWN BURGER

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FIRST PUBLIC TASTING OF US$330,000 LAB-GROWN BURGER

If Professor Mark Post of Maastricht University ever opens a burger bar, you might want to take a close look at the prices before you order. On Monday, at a press conference in London, a burger made by Post and his team was served that cost a cool €250,000 (about US$330,000). The reason? The beef that went into making it never saw a pasture and the people in the white coats who handed it to the chef weren't butchers, but bioengineers.

The purpose behind this incredibly expensive beefburger is to find new ways to increase meat production while reducing pressure on the environment and increasing animal welfare. According to the United Nations, there will be some nine billion people on Earth by the middle of this century. Globally, people are becoming more wealthy with a correspondingly greater appetite for meat and it’s projected that there will be a 130 percent increase in demand in East Asia and Pacific regions alone. If meat could be cultured and produced by industrial methods, it might reduce the environmental impact by reducing the amount of land being turned over to livestock.














Photo(s) credit:  gizmag.com/


ALLEGED BANK ROBBER WITH REAL NAME - NEVERMISSASHOT

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ULYSSES CORWIN NEVERMISSASHOT IS BANK ROBBER'S REAL NAME

The man accused of robbing the U.S. Bank in Quilcene, Washington may just have the best bank-robbing name ever: Ulysses Corwin Nevermissashot.

Nevermissashot, 26, allegedly robbed a bank teller at gunpoint -- the first robbery at the branch since it opened in the 1970s. No shots were fired, according to the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office.

After Nevermissashot got away on foot with an undisclosed sum of money, investigators found a still-smoldering hand-rolled cigarette at the scene which carried his DNA.

A black plastic bag dropped at the scene also carried the fingerprint of Nevermissashot's roommate, who said she was missing a package of black plastic bags.

Nevermissashot has pleaded not guilty to a charge of first-degree robbery, and is being held in Jefferson County jail on $50,000 bond. Having moved to town just two months before the alleged robbery, Nevermissashot is considered a flight risk.



Nevermissashot... hmmm... sounds German.  Craziness....





Photo(s) credit:  Piggy Bank by Flickr user by pasukaru76

VIDEO: WHO NEEDS HUMANS? DOG FINDS WAY TO PLAY 'CATCH' BY ITSELF

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DOG HAS A GREAT TIME PLAYING FETCH BY ITSELF

A little dog in Japan has found the gateway to endless entertainment — human help optional.

A video of the dog playing fetch with itself, uploaded by Ryan Faw, has gone viral online, racking up more than 280,000 views. The dog picks up its ball, runs with it, and then throws it into the water and runs after it once again, tail wagging in excitement.

Who needs those pesky owners, always getting sore arms and throwing the ball too far?
The description says the dog was near a river in Kobe, Japan and even though the animal seems happy in its independence, it adds the dog does have an owner.




Smart doggie...







Aug 11, 2013

VIDEO: MAN CUTS WATERMELON WITH SWORD = FAIL

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WHY ALCHOHOL + SWORD + WATERMELON IS A RECIPE FOR DISASTER - VIDEO


WARNING: Video contains graphic content which you may find upsetting

Playing with a samurai sword after a few beers is never a good idea.

This bearded reveller found out the hard way after attempting to slice a watermelon balanced on a table while under the influence.

His fruit cutting stunt ended up on YouTube for all the wrong reasons after he accidentally took a chunk out of his own hand with the sharp metal blade.

As one friend filmed the action, another friend joked: ‘Please don’t cut your hand, I’m not a nurse yet.’

Moments later, blood can be seen pouring from the visibly shaken man’s hand before someone shouts: ‘Hospital.’

The nauseating clip has racked up more than 60,000 hit via Live Like in just a matter of days.






Fruit ninja.





TESTICLE-BITING FISH ON THE LOOSE IN SWEDEN

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TESTICLE-EATING FISH ON THE LOOSE IN SWEDEN PROMPTS WARNING TO KEEP TRUNKS ON

Swedish men have been warned to keep their swimming trunks on after a South American fish known for attacking testicles was found in the sea.

A fisherman in the Oresund Sound between Denmark and Sweden last week retrieved a 8 inch (21cm)  pacu – a relative of the piranha that is most commonly found in the Amazon region.

The freshwater fish, which can grow up to 35 in (90cm) and weigh up to 55 lb (25kg) has been nicknamed the ‘ball cutter’ for its attacks on the male genitalia.

Found in most rivers in the Amazon and Orinoco basins in South America, they have also been spotted in Papua New Guinea, where it is believed they have been introduced to boost fish stocks.

Back in 2011, British angler Jeremy Wade caught a 40lb specimen in Papua New Guinea.

The latest discovery prompted the National History Museum in Denmark to warn: ‘Keep your swimwear on if you’re bathing in the Sound these days – maybe there are more out there!’

The specimen is the first one to have been caught at sea in Europe, the museum added.

‘The pacu is not normally dangerous to people but it has quite a serious bite, there have been incidents in other countries, such as Papua New Guinea where some men have had their testicles bitten off,’ Henrik Carl, a fish expert at the Danish museum, said.

‘They bite because they’re hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth,’ he told English language news website The Local.




Ouch!  That's all we got to say.



Photo(s) credit:  The pacu fish known as the ‘ball cutter’ (Picture: SWNS)


OOPS! 47-STOREY SKYSCRAPER FORGOT TO INCLUDE ELEVATOR SHAFT

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SPANISH SKYSCRAPER MISSING ELEVATORS IN MONSTER GOOF: 'STANDARD FOR THE FUTURE' OR SIGN OF CURRENT DECLINE?

What goes up must walk down.

In what will surely go down in history as one the greatest architectural blunders, the town of Benidorm in Alicante, Spain, had almost completed its 47-story skyscraper when it realized it excluded plans for elevator shafts.

Despite its name, the InTempo skyscraper was, seemingly rushed through the blueprint process, and its attempted message of prosperity through the country's economic tumult has become one that is more fitting to the current state of things in Spain as a whole.

As El País headlines, "InTempo, an incompetence of high stature," the construction of the massive building has been plagued with problems beyond the oversight of being inaccessible. The construction was initially funded by the bank Caixa Galicia, but as of December 2012, financing for the project was taken over by Sareb, which is "known as the bad bank" in Spain.





Talk about embaaaarassing.  Poor Spain.  Never mind.  We can always take the stairs.  There are stairs... right?



Photo(s) credit: Today InTempo has 94% of its structure completed, but the 47-story skyscraper doesn't have a single elevator shaft.

Scorned Husband in Jealous Spray

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A FURIOUS husband has taken public revenge on his wife's admirer in an unlikely place -- his rival's garage door.
A Reddit user with the screen name igotskraped posted a photo of a garage attached to a house in Illinois, tagged with a very clear message in red spray paint: "Don't e-mail my wife!!!!"
The scorned spouse added on the smaller side entrance: "Stop now".
The images were shared a month ago. There has been no update on this very public love triangle.

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