WARNING: Some of this craziness is just NSFW or innocent minds...

Sep 26, 2013

BOOB-SHAPED WEIGHTS FROM UKRAINE

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BOOB-SHAPED WEIGHTS FROM UKRAINE SUPPOSEDLY HEADING TO SPORTING GOODS STORES IN OCTOBER

The next dimension in bro fitness has arrived.

A Ukrainian ad agency is producing boob-shaped weights for an October launch in sporting goods stores, according to Ads of the World.

"Sports equipment for real men, who think about women all the time even when the iron is held in the hands," reads the copy on the ad platform site. The Kiev-based 306 Creative Communication Agency logo is printed on the bottom of the weights.

According to 306's Facebook page, the anticipation has been building. In an August entry, the agency posted a picture of the kettlebell-style breast replicas and wrote, "Trial casting was successful! Opened preorders!"

The weights come in small, medium and large and look like they've been hanging out in a cold gym.

We reached out to 306 to confirm that the so-called "Bob-boobs" are the real deal.

What's next -- vagina weightlifting? Oh wait, that already exists.



Oh My Lord!  This is what happens when you smoke one too many joints and have too much time on your hands!  Craziness....




Photo(s) credits:  The breast-shaped weights, apparently hitting the retail scene in October, come in three finishes and three sizes. | 306 huffingtonpost.com/ 


COUPLE CAUGHT HAVING SEX DOWN BUSY HIGHWAY

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COUPLE CAUGHT HAVING SEX WHILE DRIVING DOWN BUSY HIGHWAY

Nearby drivers with a camera film the racy duo as they turn their minivan into a sex caravan as it speeds west of Chicago along the Eisenhower Expressway.

A daredevil driver was busted giving his lover the ride of her life as they drove down a busy highway.
Astonishing footage shows a couple having sex in their mini-van as it speeds west of Chicago along the Eisenhower Expressway.

Shocked drivers in a passing car caught the woman straddling the man who was in the driver's seat — and decided to film their saucy antics.

Amazingly, the driver keeps his eyes on the road and his hands up on the wheel.



So?  We can do all that plus eat a burger and talk on the phone!   Craziness...





Photo(s) credit:  nydailynews.com/

Sep 21, 2013

MAN'S BELLY BREWS BEER

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AUTO-BREWERY SYNDROME: MAN'S BELLY BREWS BEER

When a Texas man reportedly staggered into a local hospital, complaining of dizziness, staff made the rather obvious conclusion.

They gave him a Breathalyzer test.

And sure enough, the 61-year-old appeared to confirm their suspicions. He blew .37 -- nearly five times the legal limit in Texas.

Diagnosis: Drunk.

The only trouble is the patient claimed he hadn't drank a drop all day.

The re-diagnosis? Gut fermentation syndrome, also known as auto-brewery syndrome.

In a paper published earlier this year in Scientific Research Publishing, U.S. researchers Barbara Cordell and Justin McCarthy call it a "relatively unknown phenomenon in modern medicine."

Cordell and McCarthy tested the theory on the Texas patient, keeping him in a hospital room for 24 hours and giving him heavy helpings of carb-rich foods.




Whatever.    Craziness...


Photo(s) credit:  huffingtonpost.ca/

NASA WILL PAY $18,000 FOR QUALIFIED "COUCH POTATO"

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NASA WILL PAY YOU $18,000 TO STAY IN BED FOR 70 DAYS

Hey couch potatoes!  Our nation’s space agency is looking to pay big bucks for you to lay in bed and do nothing for over two months.  All they want to do is monitor you while you read comic books, watch porn and eat chips.  You might need to poop in bed too, but we’re pretty sure that’s on your resume.

But seriously, they say you can even telecommute to your job while working this job.  That’s nearly a twenty thousand dollar bonus for people like me who already work from home!

There’s only one cruel hitch: You need to be as fit as an astronaut to be selected.  Like, super fit....




We're confused. A fit couch potato?  Never heard of one.  Craziness....



Photo(s) credit:  blog.trutv.com/ 

THE FACE-SLIMMING RUBBER LIPS

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FACE SLIMMER EXERCISE MOUTHPIECE
Beauty anti-aging anti-wrinkle muscle care

To get and maintain the perfect visage, you don't need the cosmetic surgeon's knife. All you need is a mouthpiece. Yes, the Face Slimmer is a simple solution to the timeless problem of how to give sagging facial skin and muscles that much-needed daily lift. Just three minutes per day is all you need; pop in the mold and then make mouth movements. The makers recommend you say vowel sounds out loud over and over again, producing regular and methodical exercises that will strength the twelve facial expression muscles in a comprehensive way.

Fight wrinkles around your eyes and help shape the overall look of your face, whether in front of the mirror, in the bath or at any other convenient time every day. The movements are given extra load by the mold, forcing everything to work a bit harder and resulting in more youthful, vibrant faces.





Wow!  Those Japanese and their inovations never ceases to amaze us.  Why can't we think of things like that?  Sure they look stupid wearing it, but who are we to criticize?  Craziness....



Pic(s) credit:  Japan Trend Shop



Sep 8, 2013

RUNAWAY TRUCK FLATTENS NEW CAR, RUINS FAMILY BREAKFAST

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RUNAWAY TRUCK FLATTENS NEW CAR, SLAMS INTO UTAH HOME 

BOUNTIFUL, Utah (AP) — A red vehicle sitting in a Bountiful driveway was flattened Thursday morning after it was hit by a runaway semitrailer carrying 45 tons of sand.

Nobody was injured in the crash that happened a little before 7 a.m. Thursday, but the front of a home was wrecked and the car crushed.

The truck driver had been hauling a full load of sand up an incline on the way to Bountiful Ridge Golf Course when he attempted to downshift, according to Bountiful police Sgt. Andrew Bryson. He couldn't get the vehicle in gear, and the brakes went out when he tried to stop it, police said.

The heavy semitrailer rolled backward for about half a city block, burst through a retaining wall and smashed the car before it finally came to a stop partway inside a home.

Bryson said the residents of the home were eating breakfast in another part of the house. They were not injured.

But the red car — which was waiting for pickup by a new owner who had purchased it a day earlier — was destroyed.





Talk about ruined breakfast by pancaked car... craziness....



Photo(s) credit:  Nick Short, AP


VIDEO: UNDERGROUND BUNKER HOME, VEGAS-STYLE

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Talk about a blast-from-the-past!  This underground bunker with a four-hole putting green and lights that replicate the time of day can be all yours for the cheap price of $1.7 million dollars!






Accessed by a hidden entrance in a boulder, this home was built to be a nuclear fallout shelter. Below ground, it boasts features like a backyard complete with pool, faux grass and trees.







Photo(s) credit:  Video snapshot



Sep 3, 2013

2 RECORD-BREAKING GATORS CAUGHT ALL IN ONE DAY

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TWO ALLIGATORS TOPPING 720 POUNDS EACH CAUGHT IN MISSISSIPPI

Two alligators, each weighing more than 720 pounds, were caught in Mississippi this past weekend, setting a new state record for heaviest male alligator. Both animals measured more than 13 feet in length; it took hours to get the trophies into the hunters' boats.

The huge reptiles were brought down on the same day, setting a state record that stood for less than two hours before it was broken again.

"In the world of alligator hunting, anything can happen. But not even Nostradamus could have predicted how this opening weekend would unfold." according to a report in The Clarion-Ledger.

It took more than an hour Sunday for Beth Trammell of Madison, Miss., and five others to catch their 723.5-pound gator in Issaquena County, which sits along the Mississippi River in the central portion of the state.

"I yelled, 'Oh my gosh we caught the Loch Ness monster!' " Trammell tells ABC News. "It was totally unbelievable."




Holy Mother of Pearl!  What the hell are they feeding those things... And who are these crazy people???Craziness...


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Dustin Bockman of Vicksburg, Miss., and his hunting party pose with a 727-pound alligator they took from a river near the Mississippi River. The gator is 13 feet, 4.5 inches long, and its belly is 67 inches.






Photo(s) credit:  Beth Trammell of Madison, Miss., poses with the 723.5-pound alligator she and five others caught over the weekend.  npr.org/blogs/



VIDEO: A GUIDED TOUR OF THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BUILDING

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A GUIDED TOUR OF THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BUILDING

CBS news was lucky enough to tour China's shrine to gaudy and excessive consumerism, the New Century Global Center in Chendgu. The building is apparently large enough to hold 20 Sydney Opera Houses, and at least one LED screen that's fifty stories long.







Holy crap!  Who the hell has time to shop!!  Craziness....
We first featured this story STRUCTURES: THE WORLD'S LARGEST BULDING IS 4X SIZE OF VATICAN CITY on one of our other sites AMAZING PIKCHAZ! Crazy and insanely HUGE!














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OOPS! POT GROWER KILLED BY OWN BOOBY TRAP

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ATV VICTIM DIED IN BOOBY TRAP NEAR POT PLANTS 

BERNE — A 50-year-old town man died Saturday after he apparently became the victim of booby traps he had set to protect marijuana plants on his property, Albany County Sheriff Craig D. Apple said.

Sheriff's officials on Sunday identified the victim as Daniel R. Ricketts, who owns property and a residence on Saw Mill Road, near Thacher Park, where the accident took place.

Ricketts was driving an ATV in the backyard of his property around 2:30 p.m. Saturday when was nearly decapitated after running into a fine, nearly invisible wire that was among the fortifications set up around four large marijuana plants, Apple said. The sheriff added the wire appeared to be the type used in pianos, but he said it's unclear what purpose it served as a security measure other than being dangerous to someone driving an all-terrain vehicle or motorcycle.





Crazy is as crazy does.   Craziness...



Photo(s) credit:  Flickr user Madjag


RAPIST COLLAPSED AFTER FINDING OUT VICTIM HAD HIV

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RAPIST MAY HAVE HIV FROM GREATER MANCHESTER VICTIM

A man who has been jailed for raping a woman is waiting to find out whether he has contracted HIV from her.

Richard Thomas was sentenced to five years and four months after admitting raping the woman at her home in Leigh, Greater Manchester.

He knew she was ill but did not know she had HIV and collapsed when police told him, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

Thomas, 27, of Sandringham Drive, Leigh, raped the woman after she had taken a sleeping tablet.

'His own fault'
He said he had been drinking heavily and taken drugs, and could not recall the attack but believed the woman, the court heard.

Thomas had let himself into the house uninvited in the middle of the night and the woman, who had taken a sleeping tablet, awoke to find him raping her.

Harry Pepper, prosecuting, said: "She froze and no words were exchanged. He pulled up his shorts and left."





Well, you know how it goes... payback is a bitch.    Craziness....



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HERE'S HOW MANY WHO HAVE DIED FROM MARIJUANA OVERDOSE

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HERE ARE ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE DIED FROM A MARIJUANA OVERDOSE

Just how deadly a killer is marijuana? Here's a GIF showing all of the people who have died after overdosing on pot: (see photo to your left).

Yeah, not a single person has ever died from a weed overdose. We don't have numbers on pandas, but we're guessing it's about the same. According to one frequently cited study, a marijuana smoker would have to consume 20,000 to 40,000 times the amount of THC in a joint in order to be at risk of dying.

Last week, Attorney General Eric Holder announced that the federal government wouldn't intervene as Colorado and Washington state implement plans for a system of legalized marijuana for adults. The decision opened the floodgates for other states to pursue similar legalization efforts and outraged police groups apparently not excited to see a shift away from the failed war on drugs.

In a joint letter written to Holder on Friday, law enforcement organizations warned that his move would lead to more crime, violence and even death.

While high driving may be a concern, Colorado, Washington and federal authorities have all taken steps to keep people off the road after using marijuana. The two states both have their own restrictions, and Holder said in his statement that the DOJ would still prosecute individuals or entities to prevent "drugged driving."






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LONDON SKYSCRAPER BLAMED FOR MELTED JAGUAR

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EXCLUSIVE WALKIE SCORCHIE MELTED MY JAG

THE WALKIE Talkie skyscraper in the City has caused extensive damage to a Jaguar parked on a nearby street – as other drivers come forward to say it has also melted parts of their vehicles.

As revealed in City A.M. last week, the building’s unusual shape is reflecting an ultra bright light onto Eastcheap, with those unlucky enough to park below finding the beam is causing serious damage.

Martin Lindsay, director of a tiling company, said he was distraught to see the warped panels along the side of his high-spec Jaguar XJ.

He said: “They’re going to have to think of something. I’m gutted. How can they let this continue?”

He parked his Jaguar at 12.45pm on Thursday afternoon but when City A.M. visited an hour later there was a smell of burning plastic and some panels were beyond repair.

The building – dubbed the Walkie Scorchie after it began reflecting the ray of light that has left passers-by shielding their eyes – has also badly damaged a van parked nearby.





They get sun there? o_O     Craziness...




Photo(s) credit:  cityam.com/



DAD SELLS RARE COMIC TO HELP PAY FOR DAUGHTER'S WEDDING

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DAD SELLS RARE COMIC BOOK TO FUND DAUGHTER'S WEDDING

A fabulous expense-fighting duo known as Superdad and Spider-Man have collaborated to fund a daughter's wedding with a sweet gift.

Richard Schaen, 69, will use the money he earned from an unearthed copy of Amazing Spider-Man No. 1 to help pay for his daughter Jane's wedding in two weeks, according to the Cleveland Plain Dealer.

Shaen, from Cleveland Heights, Ohio, bought Amazing Spider-Man No.1 for 12 cents at a drugstore in 1963, but the comic sold $7,900 this year, the Cleveland Plain Dealer reported.

“I gave my daughter a promissory note for the money with a picture of the Spider-Man comic, which we can use to pay for a big part of the catering for her reception,” he told the newspaper.






Well, we can only hope that wedding last as long as his collection.... Craziness...




Photo(s) credit:  The Amazing Spider-Man No. 1


THREE SKINNY WOMEN RULED A WING EATING CONTEST

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WOMEN DOMINATE THIS YEAR'S WING-EATING CONTEST

Three thin women ruled the U.S. Professional Wing Eating Championship on Sunday at Coca-Cola Field, eating a total of nearly 500 chicken wings in 12 minutes to easily outpace their seven male counterparts.

Miki Sudo, 28, of Las Vegas, consumed 178 wings, 20 more than Michelle Lesco of Tucson, Ariz., with five-time champion Sonya “The Black Widow” Thomas, of Alexandria. Va., finishing third with 141. Joey Chestnut, who beat Thomas last year and had been expected to defend his title, was a no-show.

“The people were so supportive, so energetic, and this event has been so much fun,” said Sudo, who weighs 115 pounds and began participating as an amateur a year ago before turning pro in April.

The New York native also won Saturday’s Buffet Bowl Contest, which featured platters of Buffalo food products such as beef on weck, pizza and wings.




Why are they not all fat??  .... Craziness







Photo(s) credit:  First-place winner Miki Sudo, center, is flanked by Michelle Lesco, left, second-place finisher, and Sonya “The Black Widow” Thomas, third-place winner, at the U.S. Professional Wing Eating Championship on Sunday. Photos by Charles Lewis/Buffalo News


Scorned Husband in Jealous Spray

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A FURIOUS husband has taken public revenge on his wife's admirer in an unlikely place -- his rival's garage door.
A Reddit user with the screen name igotskraped posted a photo of a garage attached to a house in Illinois, tagged with a very clear message in red spray paint: "Don't e-mail my wife!!!!"
The scorned spouse added on the smaller side entrance: "Stop now".
The images were shared a month ago. There has been no update on this very public love triangle.

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